Discord Rap - Lyric Video by EpicLLOYD (Patreon)

Hola!! EpicLloyd sat down this past week and read through all the lyric submissions from patrons for "Evel Knievel vs Tom Cruise". He has picked out various patron ideas specifically for the character of Evel Knievel and recorded an audio lyric video of them. Check out the video above! :)

[BTW If you want to submit lyrics just go into your Patreon settings and connect your personal discord account to gain access to the ERB Discord Server. There is a dedicated channel on the server for lyric submissions for that battle]

Here are the lyrics used:

How do you think you’re gonna take the world's greatest daredevil

When it  takes you 3 apple boxes just to meet me on my camera level!

You’re the tiniest action star I seen.

You need IMAX just to be visible on screen! 

You wanted to "save cinema" that’s funny,

Cause ain’t nobody ever said: "Show me the Mummy!" 

You’re never gonna get an Oscar, Maverick, learn your place

You’re the  middle of the road, like that tooth in the center of your face

I don the red, white, and blue cause I got patriotic pride

You prefer shipping jobs overseas

To whitewashing every Last Samurais you can find

Nowadays, the only “action”  you face is legal

Morally between us, I’m the  lesser of two Evils 

My record’s fourteen buses but I’d never jump farther

Than the distance Katie Holmes keeps you from  your daughter!

There's a difference between us that you didn’t factor

To kids, I'm a real life superhero, to them, you're just another actor

Buddy, they take off your harness and wires every night when they end the scene;

The Riskiest thing about your business is being that good at playing  Harvey Weinstein.

I duke it out with Hell's Angels and their bigoted attitudes

You duke it out in court with anyone 

Who even sounds like they’re accusing you of liking dudes!  

What you trying to prove? Movie stunts? Whoopdie fucking do!

Try jumping over canyons with no parachute 

I'll fly through you like a fiery hoop

This is The Edge of Tomorrow; My wins an endless loop!

Jack Nicholson's shades and the grin! You’re always in a really crazy mood!

I think An Interview with a Vampire’s more sane than the ones I seen of you on YouTube!

If I was rich as you, I wouldn't take the risks...

Then again, I wouldn’t join a cult that kept me from my kids 

You got the action, but your heart don’t make the cut

I can't stand watching your stunts even with my Eyes Wide Shut

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Shout-out to patrons Dragonsblood, J-Star, GlenOck, Samwise, Cheske, Tempest200, Fishbulb & Remy Renegade. Please keep the lyric submissions coming! Talk soon folks.