I took it as a sign. (Patreon)

A few days ago, I was playing disc golf with Chip... and by that I mean, he was playing disc and I was slowly walking behind him, checkin Twitter and trying to get my steps in today.... when all of the sudden! I look down and see what appears to be a small, flaccid dick and balls. 

Now, based on my foraging expertise, I knew immediately it was a fungi (although I don't know how much fun he would be. pe hehe). Why was this dick so perfectly put in my path? Remember  that scene in the Wedding Planner when Jlo and McC are in that park and they knock over the statue and the penis falls off and then, Jlo (always prepared) superglues it back on but then their hands get stuck on it? I thiiiiink thats how it goes. 

Well, that's how I felt! I looked around, expected some giant David made out of mushroom to be lurking about sans penis. But  nope. Just a random fallen fallic shroom, hanging by my feet. I took it as a sign. Another small, dick would fall that weekend. Straight out of the White House. 

-M