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I'll admit it. I am a sucker for an Instagram ad. Sure, are they hitting my feed because the government is listening and we should all be terrified? YES. But sometimes that CIA agent just really knows what kind of poolside kaftan I need, and that's just what  it is. 

Yesterday, however... I was shocked when this carousel of crazy popped up. WHO is making these ornaments and WHY do they have no respect for celebrities?! These look nothing like the real person. I have a sneaky suspicion that they were leftover ornaments of someone else and they were like 'Throw a pallet on that one and we'll call it Bob Ross! Toss a couple feathers on that Season One of 'Girls' Lena Dunham and it's Britney.... and uh, we've got a surplus of sad mother of Jesus being turned away from the inn? Yeah... paint that hair black and put on a Southwestern sequined top and we've got ourselves Cher!'*

** unless that's not supposed to be Cher and is instead  Safiya Nygaard? Who's to say!

Who do y'all think they look like? - M