COMPLETELY off topic - The Nelson Family takes on Gordon Ramsey (Patreon)

Why? Because this mega-successful billionaire has been getting away with his chicanery for FAR too long! I think this mildly stinging rebuke by my family who generally like him should set things right. (Real story: my sons were home for a few days and I wrote this silly thing with them in mind because we all do Gordon Ramsey impressions when we're together.)