Love Monkey (Patreon)

Try a tasty Valentine’s Day cocktail from Penny’s new and totally-legit boarding house bar! Note: Pendleton Prosimian & Co. are not responsible for any resulting Valentine’s Day shenanigans and/or fanfiction tropes, including but not limited to “but there was only one bed”, “and they were roommates”, and “drunken confessions of love”. Side effects of Pendleton patented Love Potion cocktail include experiencing increased heart rate, feeling sparks, and possible over-ingestion of non-food grade glitter.