Mommy Dearest (Patreon)
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*kicks down door* been WAY too long since I gave y’all another PROBLEMATIC MILF
This is Gigi’s mother, Missy. It’s short for Millicent, a name so ghastly grandma-sounding that Missy would rather fling herself off a cliff than let anybody call her by it. Missy is a poodle. Missy once got in a fistfight in a kmart parking lot. Missy smokes a pack a day. Missy has been on a diet since the 80s. The concept of an “indoor voice” is entirely unknown to Missy. Missy likes to seduce her pool boys. And repair men. And gardener. Missy has no fear of Gio, and divorced him because he was “a lazy fat philandering cheapskate”. During their divorce proceedings, Missy traded custody of Gigi for lifelong alimony payments. Missy owns a perfume business that is definitely not a multi-level marketing scam. Missy comments negatively on her body frequently because she enjoys fishing for compliments. Missy also comments negatively on Gigi’s body a lot. In fact, around 60% of Missy’s sentences to Gigi are veiled criticism. Missy never wanted to be a mother and prefers to be her daughter’s hip young best friend instead. Many of Gigi’s personal issues are owed to Missy. Gal pals forever~💗
Missy is inspired by many of the kooky old ladies I’ve met in South Florida, including my fourth grade teacher, who once drank eight cans of pepsi across one school day.