🌷Poll for Patreon Exclusive (May 2021) (Patreon)

Good day (or evening) wonderful people!! Here are the possible storylines for this month's Patreon audio. You can cast more than one vote. 

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[A] Magical Girl Uraimu x Space Warlock Listener

After a botched recovery mission, you and your friendly rival Uraimu were cursed by the Ooze Queen Sylvette of the Gelatinous Convocation. The curse is turning you both into giddy, mindless slime people, and the cure is a concentrated dose of the secret ingredient in Sylvette’s special black pudding jelly. The ingredient is located in a heavily-sealed ballroom within a castle. You and your magical girl companion go undercover as an outfit-wearing servant and maid. Uraimu is actually besotted with you and as her magic becomes amplified by the Power of Love, you may just find a way to get the cure. Uraimu will flick something away at least once in the audio, as well as recommend Cadence’s favourite recipe for fruit salad, including the ratio of different fruits.

[B] Lady Chameleon (The Infamous Thief Cammy) x Agent Bluescreen

Good day, agent. Your task is to infiltrate the headquarters of the ARES CORPORATION, locate their servers, extract all information, and get out. You must navigate laser trip wires, neurotoxins, and if reports can be believed, a mechanized minotaur. You are calm, logical, and tech savvy, and your partner is a former criminal with the ability to turn herself and everything she touches invisible. The operation starts out well but your partner flirts with you relentlessly. On top of navigating the traps, you must also navigate her pick up lines and all the innuendo.

[C] Spunky, Hedonistic Adventurer (ghost girl) x Crusader Warrior Listener

A highly powerful and dangerous infernal weapon dubbed the "Angel Killer” lies within a tomb filled with necromantic monsters. The weapon can be used to kill any cleric or paladin, and as the name suggests, even celestials. You are a holy warrior on a mission to steal this cursed artefact. As you inspect a series of glowing bonsai trees, one of them entangles itself around you and you pass out. You wake up to the ghost of a young female adventurer, and she’s trying to ask you twenty questions, one after the other. It turns out she came into this tomb to pay off her massive debt and for fun, and things didn’t end well. She insists on following you and is also DETERMINED to get you to agree to a date. She helps you by warning you of her party’s mistakes, and gives you information about traps and enemies. She even helps you in a battle against an evil demon hag…

[D] Saucy Dark Elf Rogue x Young Wizard Listener

The tomb of the ancient mage Ogden Fellweaver is buried deep in the Underdark. Ogden was a legendary elf wizard famous for his ill-gotten knowledge. You are attempting to steal his Tome of Lost Knowledge. At the entrance of the tomb, your party member says that this is as far as she will go. You only paid her to take you to the dungeon, and not into it. After some argument, she teases that she will go in with you but only if you agree to go out with her if you make it out of the dungeon in one piece. You solve traps and puzzles, showcase your skills, and save the girl.

[E] The Succubus Lilith x Shy Warlock Listener

Lilith has gifted you her power and taught you forbidden magic. In return, you must do as she pleases. She is extremely powerful by mortal standards and the only reason she has accompanied you into this dungeon is to watch you steal a small magical necklace using what she taught you. She likes to tease you with the promise of more power, and tries to get reactions out of you by toying with you to mask her growing attraction towards you. Your shyness makes you easily flustered. Lilith becomes worried and helps you when you get hurt, but stands aside to watch you take down an old classmate of yours (who is also there for the necklace).