I Keep Accidentally Getting New Lovers! (Patreon)

"It's nice to meet you mom." As soon as I greet Scáthach, a tense feeling enters the room. Her apprentices... all of which are Cú Chulainn are staring at me like I'm crazy... And Shiro who is not actually Shiro, together with Mash, are doing the same thing.

Her eye twitches, anger clear in her face. "Oh? Is this some innovative way of calling me a ugly hag?" N-no...? Who would call you ugly anyways? Without a doubt this woman is absolutely gorgeous. I want her.

Sadly I probably can't have her. That famous painter girl who used to not be a girl, explained that I'm pretty weakened compared to my real self, because a servant container simply can't summon a Campione even near his full power, even when it's a newborn one such as me.

This essentially means I won't get any new harem members while here, I can't abuse my power after all. It's sort of depressing, but I'm hoping I can at least have a good fight here and there... And everyone here seems pretty nice too! A good bonus!

One of the Cú Chulainn snorts. "Would he be wrong tho-, Argh!?" And then he immediately gets punched, and sent flying across the room. Wow, this Scáthach person is pretty strong, maybe I can fight her?

She looks back at me. "So...? Do you have any excuses?" Um... Do I? To be honest I don't know why I called her mom, I just sort of did. Just like a fish naturally swims, or a fish naturally flies, she is naturally my mom.

I tilt my head. "I don't really know why I called you mom, my bad, mom. I didn't mean any offense." Besides, I already have three moms anyways. There's definitely not any need for a fourth one!

She gets from her chair and pulls me by the shirt. "Is that so...?" Ah, it looks like Master who is totally Shiro, but claims to not be Shiro is about to interfere. I can't believe I just got here and I'm already causing trouble...

I nod. "Yeah, that's how it is, mom." I prepare myself. I won't seriously fight her, but if she attacks me I'll at least call Sekki and defend myself. I'm not the type who enjoys getting beat up by woman after all.

To my surprise, and to Shiro who hides in lies relief, she releases me. "Very well, you see to be genuine." There's now a smile on her face. "Though I wonder why... You say you do not know?" Ah, I didn't ruin anything!?

I scratch my cheek. "Uh-huh. I already have three moms anyways, since I'm a Campione... or at least my true self is? I don't know how this works..." I have already seen so many Rins... It's both wonderful and terrifying!

Scáthach ponders for a moment. "Um... I believe I know why." So there is a reason? Cool. And it's even cooler that she figured it out! "The Campione system is based on me, even if it heavily improves upon my curse, so in a way I can be considered the mother of all Campione..." She puts a hand on her face. "To think I'm similar to Tiamat..." Who?

The Cú Chulainns fall to the ground, shock on their faces. "M-master is... a mother? Of like... how many kids at this point? Hag..." Lancer is the one who says that, and to be honest I have no idea how many Campione have live throughout the ages.

Scáthach steps on his throat, and continues the conversation. "I must say however, for you to call me that without any thought... Your instincts must be sharp, even by the standards of my children." She's now calling Campione her kids!?

Should I feel happy that she accepted this so easily, or weirded out?

She chuckles. "I wish to test that." A spear appears on her hands. "Come boy, follow me to the training grounds... Who knows, maybe even if you disappoint me, you might still learn a thing or two." So she wants to fight me huh?

I like my fourth mom already!

...

"T-that's the damn wrong hole...! Dumbass, pyon!" My supposed mother screams once I put my dick inside of her ass. She's probably thinking I made a mistake 'cause I'm dumb, but this was very much done on purpose.

I grip her ass with both of my hands and start trusting without a care. "Sorry mom, I won't do it again." But I definitely won't stop moving and correct my supposed mistake. If someone gives me a inch I'll gladly take a mile!

She grits her teeth. "D-don't call the woman you're fucking mother, pyon!" She ends by making a weird noise, in fact she's been making them a lot since she put on the bunny costume.

It's weird really, and I definitely wasn't expecting this. You see some days ago I dropped the comment that she would look cute wearing a bunny outfit, and now she appeared wearing one. It's almost like she likes me or something.

Which is funny, I mean, I haven't even made her into my concubine. "Hey mom, do you like me?" That's probably a weird question to ask someone when you're pounding their asshole, but it's also a important question to ask.

She blushes even more than she already was. "Aahh~... Don't be foolish Yato...!" I knew it. I'm neither surprised or hurt by it. "Warrior like me... mmmm~... Don't do something as pathetic as like, we love! I love you~!" W-when did I get such a high amount of points!?

She's drooling. "You're just the type of man I wanted after all~! Stupid, lustful, and most important of all... stronger than the woman he's fucking~!" H-hey, did this really all start because I won that day!?

I'm glad I won... I guess? "O-okay, l-love you too, m-mom?" I didn't even force her into doing anything! She's the one who showed up in sexy cosplay and seduced me! There's no way this is right!?

She scowl. "S-stop calling me... Ohhh~!?" She clicks her tongue. "Screw it! Cum Yato, cum fill up your mommy~! This is how a man should be, he fucks the hole he wants, and puts his seed inside of his own mother if he wishes too~!" I know I was the one calling you mom, but you made this weird.

Nonetheless, I do as she says. "Here it comes...!" I shoot a load inside of her, and immediately the regret of fucking my supposed mother hits me. I must absolutely not think of that person, or I'll throw up on Scáthach.

And speaking of the warrior queen, she's now panting as cum leaks out of her asshole. "Not fair~... Why did such a man be born after my time?" Blame my parents for not being born earlier.

Wait, did I just get a girlfriend?



/////////////////////////////////////////////////



"So... um... why are you staring at me?" I don't mean to sound rude of course, having a tanned fox woman stare at me is pretty exciting in it's own way, but I'm also worried about her.

My new consensually obtained girlfriend, Scáthach, can be pretty possessive after all. According to her, a man should be allowed to try and pursue any woman he desires, but his lover should also be equally allowed to kill any of these women. This is why Miss Kiara had a spear stuck in her butt recently.

She squints her eyes. "Just checking ya out... All the swordsman never shut up 'bout ya, so I got curious." Um... I can't deny that I hang out with the other pursues of the path of the sword a lot. It's only natural for me.

And I also like the fact that they're so nice! You see after I copied Mister Kojirou's hidden technique after seeing it once, everyone has been really nice to me! They keep calling me the pride of Japan... It's a bit embarrassing, but I appreciate it.

She slowly grins. "Gotta say, as swordswoman myself, I'm not impressed." She starts to giggle. "Loser~, I bet you're a virgin loser~!" Huh? Where did that come from!? That's totally mean!

Thankfully it's also not true. "I have a girlfriend though. Her name is Scáthach." The tanned fox flinches, did she not know about it? "Anyways, what's your name, miss?" I'm curious, she's apparently a legendary warrior too.

She shrugs. "Well, since you really wanna know... I'm Suzuka Gozen, nice to meet ya nerd!" Um... now that I think about it, isn't she radiating gal energy? "B-by the way, you were a student of modern Japan, right? A-and also a delinquent, right?" There's a blush on her face.

I raise an eyebrow. "Sort of...?" I never miss class, but I have missed some days of the Kendo club, so in that way I am indeed a delinquent. I don't know why she's so excited about it though.

She smiles. "Ah...! I knew it! You just had that delinquent rizz all gals like ya know?" S-so she really is a gal! Though I don't think these existed in her time. Also, what the hell is a rizz? Is it good that I have it?

She plays with her hair. "Don't misunderstand though. I'm definitely here to talk with you about swordsmanship and stuff, and definitely not 'cause I found you cute." I figured. It's already a miracle I got a girlfriend after all.

She continues, her face becoming red. "And while I may not have a boyfriend, I do have memories of another Suzuka who did. That's why you shouldn't get any funny ideas." I wasn't getting them though.

I already have a gyaru in the making back at home anyways. And also in here... Gudako my ass! I'll make her confess to her true identity one day! Yeah, that sounds as likely as her stopping taking me on farming missions...

What does a fifty percent charge mean!? Why do I have it!? Can you please stop putting me on the same team as that Koyansakaya woman and that Oberon guy!? They're scary, I don't like them!

Suzuka leans forward. "B-but you know... I wouldn't mind if you wanted to talk about school instead of swordsmanship... If ya want to, of course." I guess I sort of do? I do miss it just a bit after all.

I don't think I can make Suzuka mine, but maybe we can be friends?

...

"Ahh~! He's taking me, Kazu~! This guy is gonna spray cum all over my womb and make me forget all about you~!" I'm not taking you at all! You're the one who's riding me, so don't make it sound like I am the one putting the most work here...!

I hold back from hold rolling my eyes. "Yeah, I guess I'll take you..." Let's not comment on how she never even met this Kazu. I think it's just that as her natural gal instincts, she considers being stolen from another guy as romantic.

Actually even on her legend she was sort of stolen... Kazu, I know not where you are, but if she was with you without having any previous relationship... Keep your guard up! As for me? Thankfully I entered as the winner.

She covers her face. "Nooo~! But like, I can't help it, 'cause like, my hips are moving on their own~!" She leans down and kisses me, she's... surprisingly bad at it, but I can feel that she definitely does want to convey her feelings.

She ends the kiss. "Ah, damn it! I like you Yato~! I want to ride you inside of a classroom~!" Why though!? Still, this is weird in other ways as well.

You see, Suzuka has only said she likes me, but... her eyes might as well be hearts right now, and she's crying out of happiness... I think she has been looking forward to this moment for a long time now.

Ah, gals are way too complicated. "Okay then Suzuka, I love you." She immediately cums around me, how adorable of her... and this causes a chain reaction.

That is to say, the pleasure of her suddenly becoming more tight, makes me cum as well. "Ooh~! I'm gonna get pregnant in high school~!" Is this a weird fetish of yours!? Why do you even like school so much!?

She starts panting, trying to recover her breath, while she does that, I crush her dreams. "You can't get pregnant though. Because you're a servant and all." Her lips tremble... I was just telling her the truth though.

Just like it's true that I now have a second consensually obtained girlfriend. How the hell does this keep happening!? Am I just compatible with heroic spirits or something!?

Before I can contemplate more, or Suzuka can deny the truth, the door is opened. "Yato Shibata, I heard you're strong. Let's fight." It's Chaldea's new arrival, Iori Miyamoto.

Oi, all this attention from these swordsmen is getting bad! I mean, I'm kind of busy here!



/////////////////////////////////////////////////



"I'm so... so tired..." My head hits the table, and to be honest I just want to die already. Master has been putting me through hell recently... I guess I shouldn't complain though, I definitely am in a better state than Koyan-Tan and Oberon-Tan.

Why am I referring to them so affectionately you may ask? Because misery breeds company of course. And speaking of company, I am totally alone right now, since Scáthach and Suzuka are both in the infirmary.

They tried killing each other after all.

Suddenly someone pats my head. "There, there..." Immediately my soul is healed, and I don understand why. "Everything is gonna be okay..." She sits in front of me.

And so I finally look up who it is. "You're... Jeanne D'arc, right?" She's super tough, apparently. We don't really frequent the same social groups, so I'm curious why she decided to comfort me.

She smiles. "Yes! But you can just call me Jeanne!" She's wearing glasses... Cute, I didn't even know she needed them. "Or Big Sis if you want!" Oh, so she is this type of person huh? How nice.

I don't even need to question why she came to comfort me anymore. After all, she seems like the type who would need no motive... As expected of a pure saint. Ho-, Ah, I shouldn't think about pervy stuff around her.

I smile back. "Okay then, big sis!" And now she has stars in her eyes. "I'm Yato Shibata, thanks for lending a hand..." I really needed a friendly face after what I just experienced. I'm just surprised we haven't met until now though.

Jeanne's smile is almost creepily static. "B-big sis... you actually called me that..." Eh? Is there a problem with that? "Great! I have a feeling we are gonna get along great Yato! So if you need anything, just call your... Big. Sis." What's with that at the end!?

I nod. "U-um... sure..." Now I might as well alleviate my confusion. "By the way, isn't it sort of strange that we never met before?" I even know her little jerk alter self! Well, I'm betting that one is just Rin like.

Jeanne pouts and looks away. "Oh, that's probably because I don't really go on missions anymore..." She seems sad. "Appears Caster Artoria powercrept me, whatever that means." For real? Master told me I powercrept Artoria... The Saber one.

I sigh. "She can be surprisingly mean... I mean, it's not like we want to just stay here and do nothing right? We need to contribute towards saving humanity somehow." I would like to take a break actually, but I'm just trying to support my big sis.

She pushes her glasses up. "It can't be helped... I guess fighting isn't on the cards for me anymore." And then a weak smile appears on her face. "So I might as well support everyone here back in the base..." I am indeed feeling very supported right now.

I pat on her the shoulder. "I appreciate the support Big sis! Please help me more on the future." She already said she would, so I'm probably just embarrassing myself though. Now what would be a good compliment...?

I must draw my knowledge from anime if needed! I must not allow a sad big sis! "Um... with this attitude you would make a great wife!" Girls always like when they say that in harem shows, right? But harem shows aren't exactly realistic...

She giggles, I guess anime guide me to the correct path!? "Thanks! To be honest I always wanted to become a wife after retiring..." A sudden realization hits her eyes, and I'm scared of it for some reason.

Welp, sounds like not my problem. I need to go check on my girlfriend's anyways.

...

"Please enjoy yourself, dear..." I cannot believe this. "I-it's my first time though, so please be gentle..." Right now my dick is inside of my wife and I'm taking her virginity... Seriously, how did this happen!?

Oh, and I do mean when I say wife. Sex before marriage is a big no-no to this girl, which is why there's currently a big shiny ring on her finger, and another on my finger. I got married. In some other universe. To a saint. Rin will have my head.

I sputter out a response. "Y-yeah, I'll be gentle Big Sis." And then as I slowly move, I get my lips closer to hers and kiss her. Again. And again. And again. She's a pretty vanilla person, so I can tell she's enjoying it.

Mostly because her pussy is desperately milking my cock. "Dear~...! You big sis loves you~!" Isn't it kind of weird that you still like it when I call you that? Maybe she isn't as vanilla as I think.

I start picking up a bit of speed. "Yeah, I love you too..." Nope, she's just as vanilla as I thought, because as soon as those words leave my mouth, she cums, her pussy tightens as much as it can.

And her whole body trembles. "Ahhh~!" Even so, this was a bit too fast, this girl may be a quick shot. "D-Dear~...! Let's have a baby! Since we are doing without protection let's have a family~!" A-another Suzuka!?

Jeanne seems to approach it from a different angle though. "Ooh~... Let's have a few children and I~... I will raise them with you~! A-and we can live in a nice little house together~, and...! We will take care of each other until we grow old~!" The both of us can't grow old!

That said, I have now noticed that major difference between her and Suzuka when it comes to their weird pregnancy fetish. By the way, this may unrelated, by I would also like to get a girl pregnant!

Anyways, Suzuka wants the act because of the sheer taboo of it, she's roleplaying as a school girl after all. She wants to get pregnant while having no idea on what to do, simply because she thinks being knocked up is hot.

Jeanne is different, she is someone who welcomes and responsibility and equates it to happiness. She doesn't want to get pregnant, she wants to raise a few children, to have a house, to have a dog, and to live a long peaceful life.

That is to say, her goal is way too scary, specially when she opens her mouth again. "And... aaahh!? To make it all possible...! Let's ask Master for one of her spare grails~!" This is bad, this is scary. Master might actually accept that if she's in a good mood.

And that fear makes me cum, of course. "Damn it big sis, I'll turn you into the sluttiest perfect loyal wife ever!" Ah, my true feelings came out. The truth is, I'm super excited about defiling a saint and making her my wife.

Jeanne screeches. "Ohhhh~! Okay Dear~! Whatever you want~!" She's cumming around me, but eventually she has to recompense herself. "Whatever you want..." She closes her eyes... and fall asleep. She really is dangerously cute and vanilla.

Huh, I now have two girlfriends and a wife. And I didn't abuse my power at all... Hell, I don't even have Command Seals for example, after all I'm not a Master, I'm a servant.

Does this mean... that I could just... seduce girls normally? I mean, I basically made a harem here, so there would be no reason to abuse my power to make one back home.

Nah... I probably just got lucky. I'm sure I won't stumble into any other girlfriends here either.