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Rudeus, or who I am assuming is Rudeus just stares at us in silence for a moment. His face shifts through many expressions, first it's confusion, then it's happiness, then it's anger, then it's sadness, and then it's... fear? His body is shaking.



Since no one is speaking up, I do. "Sorry, I forced her!" That's right, I committed a massive error, so now I need to pay the price. "I... It's my fault, so blast me with magic or whatever." Please don't...!



The elf... boy? Girl? I can't quite tell to be honest, but they look between the two of us many times, they are probably very confused... "Rudeus...? What's happening right now?" Oh no, a poor bystander. I am so sorry for what you're about to see.



Rudeus takes a deep breath. "Sorry Fitz-Senpai, but could you leave me alone for a moment? I'll explain everything later." He's still as pale as a leaf, and he's clearly shaken to the core. I... can't believe I did what I just did. It felt good.



The so called Fitz shakes their head. "N-no...! I mean, I don't know what's happening here, but it's clearly affecting you and...! I won't leave!" Her voice is pretty girly, so at this point I'm concluding she is indeed a girl.



One with white hair, an elf with white hair, that's so close to paradise... What am I thinking!? I just stole a kiss from Eris in front of her boyfriend and I'm already thinking about other girls!? That's low even for me... That's why they are definitely a he, for my own sanity if nothing else.



Rudeus smiles, it immediately dies out, but he tries. "Thanks Fitz... really." He takes a deep breath. "Hello Eris." I'm surprised by all his composure, all things considered. He really is an amazing guy.



Eris is not nearly as composed. "This...! I actually wanted to talk with you about this...!" A blush appears on her face. "I... Sorry, I need some time to think of what to say...!" And that's probably the worst thing a person can say in this moment.



If this was a NTR hentai, this would be the moment where I grin, grab Eris' ass, and then proceed to say something outrageous, like, sorry she belongs to me, now scram loser. Thankfully I'm paralyzed by both fear and awkwardness right now. Also I'm not a NTR bastard.



Rudeus slowly raises a open palm, it's shaken. "You don't...! You don't have to say anything..." He's breathing fast, and he's definitely sweating now. "Whatever you do is none of my business." He bows. "Sorry to interrupt you." And then he raises his head again, ready to leave.



I... can't let their relationship die like this, but seriously what's with this guy!? I just kissed your girlfriend from childhood, so fight more or something...! There's a limit to how much a guy can be passive, even I understand that!



That's why I raise my voice. "Didn't you hear me... you... you loser! I forced myself on her! I gave her no choice, because I'm... I'm the Purge King! So do something...!" Ah, I ended up using my embarassing nickname, the one I never used before.



Rudeus glares at me. "If that's the case, then I'll intervene." He shifts his look to Eris. "Did this guy force himself on you Eris? If you're in need of help... I can help you." Seriously dude, this is your childhood friend girlfriend, don't act so cold...!



He's being even worse than a generic cuckold from porn! Cry damn it! Call me a bastard and punch me damn it! Don't just stand there doing a serious face, while that face is pale as hell and your body is shaking all over!



Eris slowly shakes her head. "No, he didn't force himself on me. Subaru and I kissed normally, he's just being a dummy..." Don't give the game away...! I hate my soulmate power...!  "But... we really need to talk Rudeus." Oh, she's still gonna try to fix her relationship, great.



He shakes his head. "There's no need to talk, I... get what's going on. I'm happy you found someone who makes you happy Eris." He grits his teeth. "Yeah, I'm happy, though I don't know why you're here in the academy at all..." To talk with you.



I imagine that's what Eris is about to say, but Nina interjects, a cocky smirk on her face. "What? Are you trying to start a conversation? Sorry, but if you haven't noticed, Eris belongs to Subaru now. So scram, little cuck loser, unless you wanna get beat up." What the hell Nina!? Are you the secret NTR villain!?



I immediately speak up. "Nina, don't...!" But my weak voice pales to Eris'.



The red head looks like she wants to kill Nina. "Watch your mouth, this isn't time for jokes." I definitely have never seen her this pissed off before. This must mean that she really does wanna stay with Rudeus...



Fitz's body tenses. "I ask that this does not devolve to violence." His eyes scan us, I think. I can't see it since he is wearing really dark sunglasses. Still, the moment his looks at me, I look at his glasses, our eyes may have met.



A shock runs through my body. "You have got to be kidding me..." I let out those words as silent muttering. I'm not into guys, so she's definitely a girl... When has this soulmate cared about what people are into? For all I know that's a guy.



In fact, it might be actually good if this Fitz is a dude, because that would mean we both don't fall in love with each other immediately. I can just avoid this elf with all my might, and then the Subaru backdoor will never be explored.



But the soft gasp that leaves her mouth, the way her pale cheeks immediately go bright red... she's definitely in love with me. She's definitely an elf girl who's in love with me. She's definitely an elf girl who almost has silver hair who's in love with me. Calm down Subaru, you just kissed another girl.



I hate this soulmate business more and more, because... Because even I can't deny that I'm loving th-. No, I can deny it and I will! And I think that's pretty normal in this case! 



Rudeus fakes a cough. "This won't descend to violence, right everyone?" Everyone, except for Nina, nods. Seriously what's your problem girl!? I'm proud to have such a ride or die wingwoman but c'mon!



He takes another deep breath and continues. "Eris, why... Are you seeking me out?" I... feel like there's a missing piece of the puzzle here, of course Eris seeking you out, you're her boyfriend... right?



Eris blushes. "Yeah, it's just that... You know, you always have been a little pervert Rudeus." Somehow he goes even more pale, probably thinking that's an insult. "But... you know, I have been thinking... if I let you have multiple girlfriends, then can I have another boyfriend...?" You're trying to rope me in a harem!?



My immediate instinct is to say hell fucking no, but then I remember I just had fantasies about elves, and so I wisely stay quiet. However I must wonder... could it be that you hit your head as a child Eris!? I know what you're trying to do, but don't say that to your boyfriend!



Rudeus gasps. "Huh?" And then stays silent, as if waiting for an explanation. Eris is a stupid little cutie though, so instead of explaining anything, she simply waits with a smile, as if expecting that he's gonna understand that.



Of course he isn't, he isn't your destined soulmate like me! Have some common sense woman...! No, I'm the one without common sense here, for ever expecting Eris to act normal at all.



Sadly the silence that Eris left, gives Nina a great opportunity. "Isn't it obvious? While you were here being a nerd, Eris found a better man! Now she needs him to satisfy her, or she can't live anymore!" Seriously, do you have a grudge against him or something!?



Rudeus slowly looks down, he mutters. "I'm... I'm gonna throw up." Yeah, that's more of what I was expecting of a situation like this... And now I wish we could return to calm and collected Rudeus!



Fitz gives me one last look and runs to her friend's side. "Rudy... let's... let me take you out of here, you need some breathing room." I'm all for that! Then we can have a clean discussion without Nina messing everything up!



Eris raises a fist in the blue haired girl's direction, she cowers and goes to my side. Good, maybe her secret NTR side is gonna disappear for now. 



Eris sends her boyfriend a pleading look. "Look Rudeus, I wasn't... I didn't do anything like that with Subaru! We kissed just now, but that was the first thing so...! We even slept a whole week together, and he never touched me without permission! So I didn't cheat!" Communication woman! Communication!



Rudeus falls to the ground at that, it's actually Fitz who catches him. She sends a glare towards Eris direction. "I understand what's going on here now...! You...! Shut your mouth!" Ah, she's defending her friend, and I have a feeling that if Eris does speak up again, it really will start a fight.



So I do it instead. "C'mon Rudeus, you know Eris just... she's bad at stuff like this! We didn't have sex or anything, when she said that, she means we slept in the same room!" Eris' eyes widen, she really didn't understand the connotations of what she had said.



Rudeus' body twitches, and to my surprise Fitz doesn't attack me, it must be the soulmate thing at work. Yeah, I'm just gonna... I'm gonna fix their relationship, then I'll go after this Fitz! Then everyone is gonna be happy.



I can't help, but think of how greedy and unrealistic that solution is, but I keep moving forward anyways. "And the kissing thing...? I started! I may have not forced myself on her, but I was the instigator...!" I need to keep trying to convince him!



I bite my lip, trying to think of what to say. "In fact, I haven't even know Eris for that long! Just like... three weeks really! Isn't your love for your childhood friend way greater than that!?" It seems I'm slowly getting his attention.



To my surprise though, he suddenly... he suddenly... speaks Japanese. "You were summoned here?" It's like there a switch flipped on my brain, suddenly I can distinguish between the Human Tongue and Japanese.



Still, does that mean...? How does this guy even know Eris since she was a kid? Was he summoned here that young...? Eris did say they were not from the same family, even though they share the same last names, so maybe he is adopted...



I respond in Japanse of course. "Um... a god brought me here, I appeared inside of Eris' room and she's been taking care of me..." I don't know if I should be discussing things using my original language though, because everyone is now looking at us weirdly.



I can hear Fitz muttering. "This again...?" She sounds sad for some reason... Hell she looks sad too, one would think I'm cucking her, not her friend or whatever.



Nina however, raises an eyebrow. "When in the hell did you learn another language!?" I chose to ignore her, mostly because I know that there is no way this will end well for me. Thankfully Eris herself stays silent.



Rudeus returns to the Human Tongue. "There's a girl called Silent Seven Stars who's attending this school, please look for her..." He sighs. "I need to leave now." What the fuck do you mean you need to leave!? Are you an idiot or something!?



I shout at him. "Hey asshole, didn't you hear anything I just said!? Come and kick my ass...!" Don't just let me get away with this! I'm a guy who will take a mile if you give me an inch, and that mile is your girlfriend in this case...!



He doesn't respond, simply staring at me in silence, it's just making me even madder and madder. That's why... why... I'll use my trump card. "You know what!? Eris is my soulmate! I looked at her once and we fell in love! It was literally predetermined by the gods themselves!" There, I said it. Your girlfriend was basically mindraped.



Rudeus swallow saliva. "Got it... I got it...! You guys are made for each other or whatever...!" He then glares at Eris. "But I don't care if you really like this guy or whatever, what I want to know is why you... why did you leave!?" Hah? Are you gonna ignore my confession...? Seriously Fitz reacted more than you!



Eris looks down. "I... wanted to become a woman worthy of you, that's why I left... but this was way too important, so I came back." Wait you aren't telling me that Eris didn't... she didn't even keep contact while she was training!? Ah, knowing Eris she probably screwed up by accident.



Rudeus closes his eyes. "You...! You really hurt me, that's all." Eris grits her teeth and the mage... walks to a open window, puts his head through it, and starts vomiting... I don't know how to feel about that.



Fitz is immediately by his side again. "Rudy, it's gonna be okay...! It's gonna be okay...!" And the the moment Eris tries walking closer she glares at her. "And you stay where you are! Don't even try it...!" I... can still salvage this.



I take a deep breath. "Rudeus, didn't you hear me? I... you can still seduce Eris back, I know she didn't talk with you for... however long her training has been going on, but this is fixable." Ah, what am I doing!?



The mage takes out his head from the windown. "Just... what are you even trying to do? One moment you're calling her your soulmate and the next you're telling me I can fix this..." He clenches his fists. "Are you... trying to mess with me or something?" I...



I look down. "I just want everyone here to be happy. Sorry I intruded in your relationship, I'm not gonna... I can just leave you know? Then you can fight with Eris about this whole thing, and decide what you want to do." There, I said it.



He chuckles. "I have never seen such a weird netorare bastard before...!" He really must be from Japan...! I basically already knew that because of the language thing, but this is another confirmation. It's crazy that he got summoned so young... and sad.



Either that, or he was reincarnated or something, but... there's no way that's the case, since he met and tutored Eris while they were both so young... It would be creepy.



Still, I have to respond to what he said. "I'm not a... netorare bastard or anything. Seriously just talk with Eris or something..." Then everything can be fixed, and I can stop feeling goo-, guilty about this.



He snorts. "Talk with Eris...? She's right there, and she's barely saying anything." That's because... she must be nervous. "In fact, she's the one who made a terrified face while you talked about leaving... So just... just go away." There's no way that's...!



Eris speaks up. "Yeah, sorry Rudeus... I still...! You're an really important person to me, I love you, but the closer I got to you... The more I imagined us doing that and being in a relationship..." Her face goes green as she cringes. "I hated it and realized that you couldn't compare to Subaru, so when I thought about you in that way I was beginning to feel like throwing up too." Holy shit...! Did Nina possess your body!?



Rudeus doesn't even respond, he puts his head in the window and vomits again. There's a weird... spike of happiness in my chest at seeing that, but I kill it as fast as possible. That's... Eris, I lov- I like you...! I love you, but have some more tact...!



I'm won, I'm gonna get with Eris. She's my girlfriend, I'm her boyfriend, we were destined to be together, so just stay in your lane you cuc-...! Have some sympathy Subaru Natsuki, this man is vomiting his guts out!



He stops vomiting, and looks at Eris. "D-did you always feel this way about me? Do you really think I'm disgusting Eris? E-even though your first time was with me? Even though you said you wanted to start a family with me?" For the love of all that is Goderis and Aqua, I beg of you my War Goddess, spare this man.



She crosses her arms. "I don't hate you, I really think you're a amazing Rudeus... And I really, really loved you back then, you're my hero, and not distusting at all." Oh, thank Goderis and Aqua. "But when I think about how I lost my first time with you..." Oh no.



She scowls. "I feel ill, you took something that didn't belong to you... I gave you something that didn't belong to you... Subaru is my soulmate, I really fell for him at first sight, sorry." Ah... "But... I still think of you as a beloved brother!" I don't think that's gonna help much now!



As expected, Rudeus Greyrat puts his head through a window and vomits again. This is the third time he's vomiting, so at this point I'm pretty sure it isn't healthy... Actually none of this has been healthy at all.



Eventually he stops, though he doesn't say anything else. Fitz worriedly checks him. "H-he passed out..." Oh, that's really bad. "I... I'll take him back to his room." She carries the mage over her shoulder, this elf is surprisingly strong.



But before she leaves, she glares at both Nina and Eris. "You two... I better never see your faces again, you w-w-whores!" I feel like saying that word was quite the struggle for her. As expected of an elf, I suppose.



But then her gaze shifts to me, I expect some kind of insult as well, but she just sighs. "And you... really need to find better company than them." Ah, this soulmate thing really is too powerful of a cheat. 



Now that we are alone in the hallway, I slowly turn to see my wingwoman, who's grinning like Christmas has come early, and she did indeed get a Nintendo 64. "Nina... why?" I need to know what NTR villain possessed her.



She shrugs. "Eh, I tried to make that guy my sex slave once, but I failed and got beat up by a legendary demon. Guess I held on a grudge! Sorry!" I'm beginning to feel like I'm hanging around with the villains here...



But my train of thought is broken up by a sobbing Eris, I look at her immediately. "Do you hate me now Subaru...?" Well, you were really absurdly mean, but... 



I shake my head. "Nah, I love you." I'm so glad I cucked that man.

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