Midnight Pals: Desert Planet 2 (Patreon)

Frank Herbert: hey man
Fitz James O'Brien: hey
Herbert: so uh
Herbert: you got any more of that
Herbert: special stuff?
O'Brien: maybe
O'Brien: why don't you sit down and play some mariokart with me for a while

[later, at space coven]
Frank Herbert: [manic, nose running] so there's a special drug that makes you hallucinate so hard you can fold space
Herbert: its made out of worm shit and it will turn you into a salamander

Herbert: also they have to use the space cocaine to fly cuz computers are haram
Herbert: hey is anyone eating this san pedro cactus?
Jules Verne: what? no
Herbert: anyone mind if i...?

Verne: you know, frank, people usually process that before they eat it
Verne: you know to get at the
Herbert: [chomping san pedro cactus] yeah the mesaline i know
Verne: maybe take the spines out at least
Herbert: no no the stabbing gets it into your system faster

Herbert: everyone wants to own this drug
Herbert: cuz whoever controls the spice
Herbert: controls the universe
Herbert: shit, that's pretty good
Herbert: quick, someone hand me a pencil, i gotta write that one down

Jules Verne: alright hot shot
Verne: so you say whoever controls the spice controls the universe
Verne: well answer me this
Verne: this spice
Verne: does it flow?
Herbert: [desperately patting pockets] for the love of christ someone hand me a pencil!!

Herbert: so like everyone is fighting over arrakis
Herbert: to get the spice, you know
Robert Heinlein: yeah! Yeah!!! fighting!!! yeah!
Herbert: that's right
Herbert: POLITICAL fighting
Heinlein:
Herbert: ooo there's so much intrigue
Heinlein:

David Lynch: the dark in the deep, the eyes in the snail
Herbert: really? a movie of my book?
Lynch: the dark in the deep
Herbert: oh yeah it's called dune

Herbert: you know, arrakis, dune, desert planet
Herbert: and here's the important thing--
Lynch: the eyes in the snail
Herbert: exactly!
Herbert: NOT A DROP of water
Herbert: NOTADROP!!!

Lynch: the dark in the deep the eyes in the snail
Herbert: thanks for all coming to this screening of lynch's dune movie
Herbert: i'm sure you'll all-
Jules Verne: SHOW US THE WORM!
Robert Heinlein: WE WANT THE WORM!
HG Wells: WORM! WORM! WORM!

Herbert: everyone just wants to see the worm
Herbert: maybe they'll be more tuned in to my vision over at midnight society
[at midnight society]
Poe: WE WANT WORM!
King: GIVE US WORM!
Lovecraft: WHERE'S THE WORM?
Barker: SHOW WORM, COWARD!
Koontz: [banging pot] WORM! WORM! WORM!