Midnight Pals: Elon's Back (Patreon)
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King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king
Koontz: oh steve! it's your friend!
King: he's not my friend
Koontz: but clive said-
Barker: ah ha ha
King: goddamn it clive!! now you've got everyone saying it!
Elon Musk: eyyyy stephano king wottsa matta for you
Poe: steve can you please tell your friend to leave us alone
King: he's not my friend! we're not even acquaintances!
Musk: eyyy stephano king why you no lika da elon
Musk: see, i giva you da check
King: i don't want it! stop!
King: elon, maybe you shouldn't give verified checks to terrorists on twitter
Musk: eyyyy why you calla it da twitter wottsamattaforyou, you deadnama da twitter!
Musk: ya musta respecta de transition!
Musk: eyyy you lika da joke? elon maka da joke
Musk: da one joke
Musk: elon only needa da one joke
King: elon, that's illegal
Musk: eeeeey i identify assa da helicopter!
King: you could go to jail
Musk: eeeey you gotta da blue hair! whya you so a woka stephano king?
King: for real, elon, you could get in trouble
Musk: eeeeeey uh
Musk: uh
Musk:
Musk: eeeeey i identify assa da helicopter!
Poe: look steve i know you like playing with your friend
King: he's not my friend!!!
Poe: but he's really kind of obnoxious
King: he's not my friend! he just keeps showing up!
Poe: you need to tell your friend that this is a private gathering
King: he's not my
King: goddamnit!!
Elon Musk: eyyyy now i tella da story
Musk: here a picture offa da nazi frog
King: that's not a story!
King: that's just a meme!
Musk: you no lika da memes??? issa good memes!
Musk: eeeey stephano king i breaka you face!
Musk: you no lika da elon? eyyyyy i showa you all!
Musk: i buya dissa campfire!!
Musk: now itsa mine?
Musk: [stomping on fire] now whosa laughing ey??? ey??? paisano!!!
Poe:
King:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
Koontz:
Musk: [stomping on fire] now whosa laughing???
Musk: [stomping on campfire] i owna da campfire!! letta datta sink in!
King: elon! your pants are catching fire!
Musk: [in flames] mama mia!! why da jewish media do thissa to me???