Midnight Pals: Elon's Back (Patreon)

King: submitted for the approval of the  
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king  
Koontz: oh steve! it's your friend!  
King: he's not my friend  
Koontz: but clive said-  
Barker: ah ha ha  
King: goddamn it clive!! now you've got everyone saying it!

Elon Musk: eyyyy stephano king wottsa matta for you  
Poe: steve can you please tell your friend to leave us alone  
King: he's not my friend! we're not even acquaintances!  
Musk: eyyy stephano king why you no lika da elon  
Musk: see, i giva you da check  
King: i don't want it! stop!

King: elon, maybe you shouldn't give verified checks to terrorists on twitter  
Musk: eyyyy why you calla it da twitter wottsamattaforyou, you deadnama da twitter!  
Musk: ya musta respecta de transition!  
Musk: eyyy you lika da joke? elon maka da joke  
Musk: da one joke  
Musk: elon only needa da one joke

King: elon, that's illegal  
Musk: eeeeey i identify assa da helicopter!  
King: you could go to jail  
Musk: eeeey you gotta da blue hair! whya you so a woka stephano king?  
King: for real, elon, you could get in trouble  
Musk: eeeeeey uh  
Musk: uh  
Musk:  
Musk: eeeeey i identify assa da helicopter!

Poe: look steve i know you like playing with your friend  
King: he's not my friend!!!  
Poe: but he's really kind of obnoxious  
King: he's not my friend! he just keeps showing up!  
Poe: you need to tell your friend that this is a private gathering  
King: he's not my  
King: goddamnit!!

Elon Musk: eyyyy now i tella da story  
Musk: here a picture offa da nazi frog  
King: that's not a story!  
King: that's just a meme!  
Musk: you no lika da memes??? issa good memes!  
Musk: eeeey stephano king i breaka you face!

Musk: you no lika da elon? eyyyyy i showa you all!  
Musk: i buya dissa campfire!!  
Musk: now itsa mine?  
Musk: [stomping on fire] now whosa laughing ey??? ey??? paisano!!!
Poe:  
King:  
Barker:  
Lovecraft:  
Koontz:  
Musk: [stomping on fire] now whosa laughing???

Musk: [stomping on campfire] i owna da campfire!! letta datta sink in!
King: elon! your pants are catching fire!
Musk: [in flames] mama mia!! why da jewish media do thissa to me???