Midnight Pals: Whale Tale (Patreon)
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Daniel Kraus: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the whale
Stephen King: sounds like a whale of a tale!
Kraus:
Kraus: yeah actually that's accurate
Kraus: it IS a whale of a tale if you think about it
Kraus: i'm gonna start using that
Kraus: its about a diver in seach of his dead father
Kraus: who gets swallowed by a whale
Kraus: which allows him to come to terms with things
Kraus: men would literally get eaten by a whale to avoid going to therapy
Kraus: so he gets eaten by a whale while he's looking for his father
King: looking for his father in a whale? haha who's his father, gepetto?
King: haha get it? cuz
Barker: steve shut up
Barker: you got lucky with that "whale of a tale" line, lightning's not gonna strike twice
King: hey clive that's not fair, you tell jokes all the time
Barker: yeah but mine are good
King: well gee
King: i guess i'm no good at whale jokes
King: more like a whaleFAIL
King: oh!!! and I'm back in the saddle!
Barker: no you're not steve
Kraus: so this guy gets eaten by a whale
Kraus: now he only has an hour to both resolve his childhood trauma and escape digestion
King: you know if i was swallowed by a whale, i think i could escape
King: i don't think it would be too hard
Kraus: oh you think you could escape from a whale? oh do you? how would you do that steve
King: i'd climb out the blowhole
King: i'm pretty sure that's how its done
Kraus: this isn't a cartoon steve!!
King: no no i'm pretty sure i saw it in a
King: uhh
King: documentary
Kraus: the inside of a whale is not just some big open space where the stomach connects to the blowhole!
Barker: no i'm pretty sure steve's right
Kraus: oh NOW you're on his side?
Barker: i'm always on the side of truth
Poe: clive don't be an instigator
Frank Belknap Long: hey i have a question
Long: is this vore?
Kraus:
Kraus:
Kraus: what?
Long: cuz i only like soft vore
Barker: fuckin coward
Dean Koontz: i don't like this story
Koontz: it makes me think about what if I got eaten by a whale!
Poe: daniel do you have anything more appropriate for dean
Kraus: i have this story about teddy bears
Poe: well that sounds lovely
Kraus: no
Kraus: it's not