Midnight Pals: Inferno (Patreon)

Dario Argento: eyyyy itsa me dario!
Argento: you all lika da suspiria yes?
Koontz: yeah suspiria was great!
Poe: yeah, great film
King: we love it!
Argento: eyyy now you really gonna lova when i bringa you
Argento: Inferno!

Argento: so there's dissa girl
Argento: you thinka she's the main character
Argento: but then
Argento: mama mia she getta stabbed!! now she dead!
King: whoa! what a fake-out!
Poe: never saw it coming
Argento: now there's dissa other girl

Argento: now there's dissa aother girl
Argento: you thinka she's the main character
Koontz: is she?
Argento:
Argento: no
Argento: eyyyy disruptiano!

Argento: mama mia dissa other girl, she getta stabbed! now she's-a dead!
Argento: and there's dissa other girl
Argento: anna you thinka she's the main character
Koontz: what happens to her?
Argento: well, she-a da main character
Koontz: ohh ok
Argento: haha no i maka da joke, she getta killed too!

Argento: but dissa girl, she don't getta stabbed
Argento: she getta attacked by cats!
Argento: mama mia so many cats!
Argento: almost like someone right standing offa da stage
Argento: right outta da line ova da camera
Argento: is throwing da cats at her
Lovecraft: well, i don't approve of throwing cats

Argento: an dissa guy he put alla da cats in a big bag
Lovecraft: no
Argento: and he go to throw da cats in da river
Lovecraft: what the
Lovecraft: No!
Lovecraft: i can forgive racism, but i draw the line at cruelty to cats

Argento: he gonna go drown da cats
Argento: but den
Argento: mama mia!
Argento: alla da RATS, dey come outta de sewer, dey bite him!
Argento: an it looka like he done for
Argento: but then a random hot dog salesman come and choppa his head instead!
Poe: dario, are any of these events connected to each other in any way   
Argento: no!