Midnight Pals: X-Men (Patreon)

Stephen King: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of when the X-Men fought the literal embodiment of hunger
King: it was for a charity comic
Poe: oh right right of course
Lovecraft: of course
Barker: gotcha
Koontz: wowww! x men!!

King: so kitty pryde goes to the get some food
King: but then suddenly
King: she starts losing weight!
King: now normally
King: i think that sort of this is good
King: usually i think the opposite is way scarier
King: but this time
King: it's bad

King: what's the cause of Kitty Pryde's unnatural weight loss?
King: it's the evil mutant ghost embodiment of hunger
King: the monstrous force known as
King: "hungry"
Barker: ba ha ha ha
Poe: clive

Barker: "Hungry!?"
King: yeah, his name is hungry
Barker: like, the adjective?
King: yeah i
Barker: ah ha ha ha
King: i don't see whats so funny
King: yeah, his name is hungry
King: see, this one time he said to his dad "i'm hungry"
King: and his dad said "hi hungry, i'm dad"

King: anyway the point is that its about kitty pryde
King: that super hero you all know and love
Koontz: i like superman! superman is the best super hero
King: ha ha well dean you're certainly entitled to your opinion
King: there's no reason for us to fight
King:
King:

Alan Moore: [appearing in a clap of thunder] who dares call upon the arch magus?
King: we need you to settle an argument
Moore: speak your question, mortal, and gain wisdom
King: who's the best superhero
Moore:
Moore: do you have any questions that aren't about that

Moore: the arch magus can see through time, control the very movements of the cosmos
Moore: and you dare to ask a question about comic books
King: well i just thought since you love comics so-
Moore: the answer is herbie popnecker
King:
Moore: herbie popnecker is the best super hero

King: i'm sorry, herbie popnecker?
Moore: yes herbie popnecker
King:
Koontz:
Barker:
Poe:
Lovecraft:
Moore: "you want i should bop you with my lollipop?"
Moore: haha it doesn't get old!

Moore: i must now return to my mountain fortress [disappears in a clap of thunder]
King:
Koontz:
Poe:
Barker:
Lovecraft: