Midnight Pals: The Sun (Patreon)

Aleister Crowley: and now as we approach the winter solstice
Crowley: great god apollo, great master brain thinker guy thoth
Crowley: all the little thelematic sprites and boggles
Crowley: now is the time that the great beast says
Crowley: DO AS THOU WILT!!
Crowley: I'M THE GREAT BEAST!!!

Crowley: now that its the winter solstice
Crowley: its time to pay tribute to the spirits of the season
Victor Neuburg: how're we gonna do that boss?
Crowley: we're gonna eat this big block of hashish and fuck
Crowley: love to keep the holiday traditions alive

Crowley: great sun god ra, hear our prayers and
Lauren M Davis: [appearing in a flash] who dares call upon my fiery majesty?
Davis: whom the egyptians named ra, the greeks named apollo, the aztecs named Huitzilopochtli?
Davis: as the duly noted owner of the sun, that is infringing on my intellectual property
Crowley: your...?
Crowley: oh man i am too high for this right now

Lauren M Davis: since the dawn of time, mankind has yearned to destroy the sun
Davis: i do the next best thing
Davis: i own it!
Davis: as surely as disney owns day of the dead
Davis: as surely as family guy owns double dribble
Davis: as surely as snapesnogger owns nagas
Davis: i will copyright the sun!

Davis: Gaze upon the fiery majesty of the sun ©!!!
Davis: NO on second thought, don't!
Davis: no one look at me!
Davis: you! plants!
Davis: you dare to photosynesize with my holy rays??
Davis: I hope you got a good lawyer

Crowley: you can't own the sun
Crowley: the sun is
Crowley:
Crowley: its
Crowley: its you know
Crowley: it's
Victor Neuburg: its a star isn't it?
Crowley: SHUT UP NERDBURG I KNOW WHAT THE SUN IS
Crowley: I WAS JUST
Crowley: I WAS JUST PAUSING FOR EFFECT OR SOMETHING
Crowley: I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU AT ALL, JUST SHUT UP!