Midnight Pals: Twitter Blue (Patreon)

Elon Musk: eyyy whatsa matta you Stepheno king
Musk: you no wanta the blue check?
Musk: listen the blue checka it maka you real cool
Stephen King: cool you say?
Musk: oh yeah itta really big deal
King: well
King: I have been wanting to try out this "cool" thing everyone’s talking about

Elon Musk: eeey Stephen king you getta the blue check you can be coola
Musk: justa like these other cool blue checka celebs
Musk: lika xXlover_of_big_boobsXx, pussysmasher69, and superwholock_fan856738
King: I’ve never heard of them
Musk: oh they-a reall-a big right now
Musk: real-a famous

Goku_420 [blue check]: lol
The_Wizard_of_Weed [blue check] lmao
p0tat0_pete1764: a/s/l
Spork_0f_d00m [blue check] lolc roflcopter
clubpenguin_4eva87537 [blue check]: lollerskates
Hitlerfan_24/7: only when the streets run red with the blood of Saracens and tinkers will the white race prevail
purple_ninja_monkey659: lol

Musk: thissa real great ey Stephano king?
Musk: you gona pay me $8 to join-a now si?
King: yeah I don’t think so
Musk: what, you no wanna talk with Xsouthpark_fanX6469 [blue check] and G00fy_fr0m_G00f_Tr00p_takes_it_up_the_ass78534837 [blue check]?
King:

Musk: eeey Stephano king I giva you da blue check
King: oh I couldn’t accept this
Musk: I insista!
King: no really I couldn’t
elon_simp420 [blue check]: HOPE YOU GOT $8 BRO

King: I really don’t want-
musk_fanboy420 [blue check] HOPE YOU GOT $8
King: i
musk_is_my_master_now420 [blue check] PAY ELON $8
King:

elon_pissdrinker_420 [blue check] YOUR WORTHLESS YOU WASHED UP PIECE OF SHIT PAY THE $8
Elon Musk: this site issa pretty great ey?
Musk: who wouldn’t wanta pay to join thissa conversation?
Elons_dank_stash_420 [blue check]: leroy jenkinsssssss

JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: I have newssss
Rowling: elon musssk hasss gifted me a blue check
King: oh no
King: how are your mentions?
Rowling: they haven’t changed much actually

JK Rowling: hello children
tuff_terf796674 [blue check]:  women have bigger bones in their boobs
gender_realist420 [blue check]: that’s just science. Lol pwned wokies
slur_sayer_67489 [blue check]: I’m tired of of shitting in a toilet like a wokie!!1!1! Queen rowling is an example to us all!!11!
Rowling: ahhh my loyal fans