Midnight Pals: Anthrax (Patreon)

Brian Keene: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the rising zombies
Poe: who’s that with you?
Keene: oh this? this is just Charlie Benante
Keene: you know
Keene: from a little thing called
Keene: anthrax

Keene: charlie’s gonna draw some picture to go with my story
Poe: hi Charlie
Benante: [inarticulate thrash metal screaming]
Keene: he says hi

Keene: so there’s a zombie uprising
Benante: [inarticulate thrash metal screaming]
Keene: but what’s the one thing more powerful than the legion of the undead?
Benante: [inarticulate thrash metal screaming]
Keene: a father’s love for his son
Benante: [inarticulate thrash metal screaming]

Keene: even in a zombie wasteland, a father would do anything for his son
Benante: [inarticulate thrash metal screaming]
King: oh I can identify with this
King: you know, I would take a bullet for my child
Keene: you’d do that for owen?
King:

Stephen King: Charlie benante of anthrax!
Benante: [inarticulate thrash metal screaming]
Joe Hill: who?
King: Charlie benante!
Hill:
King: of anthrax!
Hill:

King: you know, joe
King: anthrax once sang a song about the Stand
Hill:
King: yup yup bet you didn’t know your old man was
King: “cool”
Hill:

King: you know Charlie
King: I’m a bit of a musician myself
Benante: [inarticulate thrash metal screaming]
King: you ever hear of the rock bottom remainders?
Keene: steve please stop trying to recruit my artist

Benante: [inarticulate thrash metal screaming]
Keene: [headbanging] yeah yeah yeah!
Mary SanGiovanni: brian it’s time for the model doll house expo
Keene: maryyyy
Keene: not in front of anthrax