Midnight Pals: Feral (Patreon)

Gemma Amor: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the feral
Amor: ladies, let me ask you
Amor: the things we do to be pretty, ugh!
Amor: wouldn't it be easier to be a wolf?

Amor: look at how modern life oppresses us!
Angela Carter: preach it sister!
Amor: aren't you tired of putting on make-up everyday?
Carter: that's right!
Tabitha King: yeah!
Sonia Greene: yeah!
Mary Shelley: yeah! fuck make up!
Patricia Highsmith: aw but broads clean up so nice
Highsmith: i tell ya, there's nothing like a dame!

Amor: Aren't you tired of shaving?
Carter: that's the spirit!
King: yeah!
Greene: yeah!
Mary Shelley: yeah! yeah! fuck shaving!!

Amor: aren't you tired of showering?
Carter: y-
Carter:
Carter: um
Carter: ok that's going a little far
Greene: yeah i'm ok with showers
Mary Shelley: yeah!! down with showers!!! fight the patriachy!!
Shelley: fuckin' showers!!!! who needs em???!!

Amor: and what about clothes? can you believe we gotta wear this shit EVERY DAY??
King:
Greene:
Carter:
Shelley:
Patricia Highsmith: well you don't gotta wear em on my account

Amor: have you ever thought that the trappings of civilization are what really define our humanity
Amor: and if you gave them up, you would basically be a vicious beast?
Shelley: i'm a motherfuckin she-wolf right now, bitch
Amor: yes but i meant literally
Shelley: [flipping switchblade] check these claws!

Amor: i just think we should consider stopping all personal hygiene and living as stinky bois
Amor: maybe in a cave in the woods
Amor: we could eat twigs and berries
Shelley: hell yeah i'm down with this!
Shelley: i'm fuckin excited to get started!
Shelley: let's do it today!

Amor: yeah! yeah!
Amor: we can all be wolves!
Amor: you might even say we're
Amor: in the company of wolves
Angela Carter: ha ha yes