Midnight Pals: Normal Conversation (Patreon)

JK Rowling: sso i was talking to a real life friend who exisstss (he'ss jusst sstanding right outsside of frame) and i assked him do you know what the bepenissed lessbians are doing to the ssoil
Rowling: for ssome reasson he sseemed really uncomfortable

Rowling: sso of coursse i demanded to know what all hiss sstraight male friendss were into, ssexually
Rowling: but apparently thiss iss not a thing that sstraight men disscusss with each other
Rowling: which provess transs people are bad
Rowling: ssimple logic, really

King: i uh
King: i'm not sure i follow you joanne
Rowling: sssteve what hunnish practicess do your friends demand from women in the bedroom?
King: i'm sorry?
Rowling: ansswer the quesstion sssteve

Rowling: whatsss the matter ssteve? you act like you don't want to have this converssation
King: well, honestly, it's making me a little uncomfortable joanne
Rowling: what are you into ssteve
King: i'm sorry?
Rowling: it's a ssimple quesstion ssteve

Rowling: what are you into ssteve?
Rowling: feet? hair?
Rowling: anal? oral? fissting?
Rowling: assss to mouth?
Rowling: double penetration?
Rowling: wet and messsy?
Rowling: waterssportss? glasss plating? cleveland ssteamerssssss?

Rowling: sssounding? raw dogging? bug chasssing?
Rowling: the donkey punch?
Rowling: the ssspanish conundrum?
Rowling: sspackling? hackling? rumpleteasssing?
Rowling: facial sstarfish? juggler'sss desspair?
Rowling: cake fartss?

Rowling: why don't you want to talk about thisss sssteve
Rowling: if you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear
Rowling: if you're ssome ssort of pervert, you shouldn't even be here
King: i uh
Rowling: wow, sstill embarrassssed? you must be into some REAL ssick shit

Rowling: oh my god doess tabitha know? about your sssecret perverssionssss?
King: but i didn't
Rowling: you're ssick ssteve, ssick in the head
King: but i
Rowling: iss it tentacless? inflation? sshrinking? fruit transssformation?

Rowling: is it kinbaku the ssenssual art of japanesse rope bondage?
King: i
Rowling: is it omorashi? whips? chains? crush? roman showers? diapers? furries?
Rowling: iss it asss to mouth? no wait i already ssaid that one

Rowling: blood play? obscene phone calls? exhibitionism? age play? full and permanent delitization? wrapping roy orbison in cling wrap? shopping for wonder bread?
Rowling: look i'm just askin' questions!
Rowling: i'm the normal one here!