Midnight Pals: Musk Deer (Patreon)

M. Lopes da Silva: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the glitter deer
da Silva: what if elon musk got killed by a deer
da Silva: but not just any deer
da Silva: a gray goo glitter deer

da Silva: what if elon musk got killed by a deer
Stephen King: god we should be so lucky
King: i'm sorry i shouldn't have said that out loud
King: he's just been really frustrating lately

Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy Stephano king, itsa me elon musk!
Musk: your besta friend!
King: oh elon yeah we were just talking about you
Musk: oh? why?
King:
King: no reason
Barker: we were talking about you getting killed by a deer
King: CLIVE

Musk: eyyy you thinka you so smart you writa about me
da Silva: i don't usually write about you
Musk: people cannta stop talking abouta elon!
Musk: its because ima SO COOL
da Silva:
da Silva: right
da Silva: mostly i write about thwarted trans masc love and weird brain bugs

da Silva: like, what if they put a worm in your head that ate all your gay thoughts?
Barker: that would have to be one HUNGRY worm
Barker: ha ha
Barker: like, SO hungry

da Silva: have you ever been in love with a tree tho?
Barker: well, i think everyone's fucked a tree at some point
da Silva: no
da Silva: have you been IN LOVE with a tree?
Barker:
Sofia Ajram: YEAH CLIVE
Ajram: IN LOVE WITH
da Silva: but also yeah fucking the tree

da Silva: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the pumpjack king
da Silva: it's about a desert cult around a pumpjack
da Silva: but also
da Silva: get it?
da Silva: eh? eh?
King: i get it!
King: ha ha i get it!

Musk: eyyy Stephano king whats so funny
King: never mind elon you wouldn't understand
King: it's kind of a pun
Musk: i know da puns!!
Barker: sure thing, Freddy krugerrand
King: oh!! there's another one!!!!