Midnight Pals: Rolling Stone (Patreon)

JK Rowling: Well, I'm a big time writer with ssix more books insider her
Rowling: and I'm beloved everywhere i go
Allison Bailey: that sounds like you!
Rowling: I tweet about factss and biology
Rowling: and I never get ratio'd
Bailey: right!

Rowling: I make all kinda tweetss about transs atheletess
Rowling: and the poisson of tesstossterone
Rowling: and i keep getting richer
Rowling: but i can't get my picture
Rowling: on the cover of the rolling sstone

Rowling: rolling sstone! (gotta fix the casstle vents)
Rowling: rolling sstone! (gotta build a four foot fence)
Rowling: wanna see my ssmiling face
On the cover of the Rolling Sstone

Allison Bailey: good new, JK! you're in the rolling stone!
Rowling: really? what do they ssay?
Bailey: they say uh
Bailey: maybe i should just give you the highlights

Bailey: the rolling stone says "jk rowling is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life"
Rowling:
Rowling: let me ssee that
Bailey: no no you don't need to read it
Bailey: you can trust me!
Rowling: give me that magazine

Bailey: I'm a lawyer! Would I lie?
Rowling: [eying briefcase]
Bailey:
Rowling:
Bailey: w-why are you looking at my brie-
Rowling: whatss in the briefcasse
Bailey: sp-nothing!

Bailey: i mean uh legal briefs
Bailey: related to uh
Bailey: my case
Rowling: what casse
Bailey: [sweats] the legal case that i
Bailey: i i
Rowling: its sspaghetti again isn't it

Bailey: no and also i re-enforced the latches so it definitely won't open this time and [briefcase open, spaghetti spills]
Rowling:
Bailey:
Rowling:
Bailey:
Rowling: [grabbing at magazine] give me that magazine!!