Claire Francois Birthday Event(complete version) 02/04 (Pixiv Fanbox)

(Rei)

Let’s keep going.

The next one is this. Ba-dum-pah.

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크릴?@krill55

@inori_narou #ClaireBD

Claire-sama, happy birthday! I hope you’re enjoying your birthday this year with Rei, Mei and Alea again! My present to you is this dictionary filled with abusive language. You can use this to establish harmonious communication between you and the people around you, including your clients, superiors, colleagues, family members, lover and friends. By the way, Rei and I would love it if you were a bit more abusive!

(Claire)

A-A dictionary of abusive language…..

(Rei)

크릴?-san knows what’s up!

(Claire)

What are you getting excited for!? Isn’t this weird!?

(Rei)

Eh, why?

When you think of Claire-sama, you think about her being abusive, and when you think of abuse, naturally, you’d think of Claire-sama, right?

(Claire)

You’re going to paint a strange image for me, so could you stop looking so puzzled!?

And how come there are so many types of insults that a dictionary had to be made for it!?

(Rei)

Oh dear, I can’t believe that Claire-sama, who is basically a walking dictionary full of abusive language, is saying that.

(Claire)

Where did that strange title for me come from!!

It must’ve been from you, wasn’t it!?

(Rei)

That’s right. I’m the young lady that hands out strange titles.

Claire-sama, since you’ve been gifted with a dictionary full of abusive language…

You can’t let yourself get too comfortable with the status quo. They say that remaining stagnant is actually the same as regressing.

Why don’t you try and aim to improve your rank?

(Claire)

Even if you try to phrase it positively, I’m not going to do it, you know?

(Rei)

Why won’t you just go with the flow!!

It’s not like you to be so firm like this, Claire-sama!!

(Claire)

Are you sure you’re not the one that’s more suited for abuse than I am!?

(Rei)

Are you planning on turning down the kindness from our readers?

I would consider that to be the greatest form of abuse towards other people.

Huh, but maybe that actually isn’t that bad? It’s still a form of abuse, after all.

What do you think?

(Claire)

How would I know?

No matter what I say, you’re going to link it to me being abusive somehow. I’ll have you remember this later, you know……? (But she reads it anyway)

Hmm, hmm……. There are pictures included too. What is the object that this person is holding?

(Rei)

That’s probably a gun.

(Claire)

…… Hmm?

(Rei)

What do you think, Claire-sama?

(Claire)

…….

(Rei)

Claire-sama?

(Claire)

Would you please keep it down?

(Rei)

You’re actually reading it super carefully!!

(Claire)

Hmm.

“Shaddup!” ……. Is it something like this?

(Rei)

Ah, that was good. Let’s keep going.

May I ask you to read the words on here?

(Claire)

No way. They’re probably all weird words, anyway.

Since it’s you, Rei, you’re probably going to get me to read some sort of disgusting phrase aloud.

It’s cruel of you to try and take advantage of my ignorance!

(Rei)

Ah, ahh…… (shudders)

Please continue!

(Claire)

Why are you so excited!?

Wait, what’s with that ecstatic look on your face!?

Don’t get too close to me!?

(Rei)

That’s good. That was amazing. One more time!

(Claire)

What’s “good”!?

I don’t understand what you’re saying at all!?

Hold on, can you stop!? I’ll call for security!?

(Rei)

Ahh……..

Things will get bad if it goes on like this. I’m about to lose my mind and reason.

For the finale, please say something to Krill-san on the other side of the screen.

Using your own words, if possible.

(Claire)

크릴?-san, you……. 크릴?-san, you…….. You…… shrimp!!!

(Rei)

A shrimp. Well, 크릴?-san actually is a shrimp, though.

크릴?-san, thank you very much.

(Claire)

I wonder if that was good enough…… (worried)

(Rei)

There’s still a lot more to go.

Here’s the next one.

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플랑@plang719

@inori_narou #ClaireBD

Happy birthday, Claire-sama.

As a present, I got you something that you can enjoy with the kids. You can make balloons out of them and draw faces on them, or you can use them in other ways entirely. For a more detailed explanation, please ask Rei about it when the two of you are alone. 😊

(Illustration )

You can blow into it like a balloon and then draw a face on it.

When the two of you are alone, please have Rei teach you the other ways of using this.

(Text pointing towards Rei: Kid (?))

(Claire)

플랑-san (@plang719), thank you very much.

It came in a box.

I can’t read what it says, but there seems to be a hand? Is it something you put on a finger?

What…… is this supposed to be……?

(Rei)

Awesome, it finally came.

I’ve been waiting for something like this!

Claire-sama, this is a very useful tool.

It is used as protection for your fingers.

(Claire)

What are you getting all excited for?

Ahh, so this is a tool that protects your fingers?

It seems like it’d be useful in the winter, when your skin gets dry and cracks.

Fufu, it’s a must-have as a mother, huh.

(Rei)

And it’s a must-have as a wife as well.

(Claire)

?

Well, a bride eventually becomes a mother.

Apparently, you can play with it like a balloon too.

It seems like there are many different and interesting uses for this.

(Rei)

Yes. Those would be the most innocent ways to use it.

(Claire)

……. Innocent?

(Rei)

No, well, the other uses for it that I’m imagining are also innocent.

Claire-sama is very pure, after all.

(Claire)

What have you been going on about until now?

Speaking of which, the last part of that message says that I should ask you for a more detailed explanation on what this is used for.

I wonder what that is all about?

(Rei)

I’ll teach you when it’s just the two of us. You know, on your body?

(Claire)

On the body?

Is that how I’m supposed to be putting it on?

Am I not supposed to just put it on my finger normally?

Hmm, it’s quite stretchy, isn’t it?

Okay, I managed to put it on.

(Rei)

Well, the important part is what comes after putting it on.

Because I’ll just turn into what 플랑-san drew me as.

(Claire)

……. ???

(Rei)

Well, let me give you a hint.

Please close your eyes and try to guess it based on what I tell you.

(Claire)

I-I understand.

(Rei)

The underwear that Claire-sama is wearing today.

(Claire)

If you’re not going to take this seriously, I’m going to end this here.

(Rei)

Fiiine. Let’s start with “fingers”.

(Claire)

?

(Rei)

At night.

(Claire)

??

(Rei)

Your most delicate spots.

(Claire)

???

(Rei)

It doesn’t hurt you there.

(Claire)

????

(Rei)

Claire-sama’s sleeping face.

(Claire)

?????

(Rei)

That concludes the retelling of what happens when we’re in bed.

(Claire)

……

……..

…………. Ah.

(Rei)

I’m happy you were able to get it.

(Claire)

Ah, awawa, awawawawa.

플랑-san, that was the kind of gift you got for me!?

And I’m wearing it!?

(Rei)

Well, there’s no problem with having it on.

And in the world where I came from, it sends a rather direct message.

(Claire)

J-Just with this thin and elastic material alone!?

There are other uses for this, aren’t there!?

I-Is technology falling off the deep end!?

(Rei)

But isn’t it good that something like this exists for hygienic and sanitary purposes?

(Claire)

I get it! I understand it very well, so let’s end the conversation here!

(Rei)

You can use it right away tonight ♪

(Claire)

I can’t hear you!

플랑-san, thank you for the gift.

(Rei)

For the next one, could you please give me a minute, Claire-sama?

(Claire)

Are we having a short intermission?

(Rei)

No, but there are some preparations that need to be made first, so I’m going to the waiting room for a bit.

(Claire)

I don’t mind. Take your time.

(Rei)

In the meantime, let me bring in a substitute. Alea, could you come here for a bit?

(Alea)

What is it, Rei-okaasama?

(Rei)

Could you take over as the MC for a little bit?

(Alea)

Is that okay?

(Rei)

The next present is a dish, so I think it would serve as good reference material for you, Alea.

(Alea)

! Can I eat it too?

(Rei)

Sure. If anything, you have to eat it.

(Alea)

Okay!

(Rei)

I’m guessing you’re fine with it too, Claire-sama? I’ll be off, then.

(Claire)

Of course. Alea, I’ll be in your care.

(Alea)

Yes.

Now then….. (reading off of the script)

For the next one, we have this.

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쓔 🍋@maadsusu

@inori_narou #ClaireBD

Claire-sama, happy birthday! As a present for you, I made a stir-fry dish with the bell peppers that you love so much. I gave it my very best when I made this, so I hope you enjoy it and find it delicious, Claire-sama.

(Claire & Alea)

!!!!!?????

(Alea)

Uwah……

(Claire)

T-There are peppers in it, huh……

(Alea)

This is what we received from 쓔-san. It seems to be a dish with stir-fried peppers……

(Claire)

So this is why Rei left Alea with me……

(Alea)

Ugh…… peppers…..

Ah, but since this is a present dedicated to you, Claire-okaasama, doesn’t that mean you have to eat it?

(Claire)

Didn’t Rei nail you on that as well?

She told you to have it with me, after all.

(Alea)

Ehー!?

(Claire)

Now then, let’s divide this in half. (joyfully)

(Alea)

Mmh…… Even though I don’t want it.

(Claire)

Don’t say that.

쓔-san went through all of the trouble to make this, after all.

(Alea)

Okaay.

(Claire)

Now then…… let’s eat. (nom)

(Alea)

Let’s eat. (bites)

(Claire & Alea)

!!!???

(Alea)

Claire-okaasama, this…..!

(Claire)

Yes, indeed! It’s quite delicious!

(Alea)

It doesn’t taste like anything I’ve ever had before. It’s kind of sweet and savory, and a bit spicy at the same time.

(Claire)

And it goes well with rice too!

(Alea)

Do you think Rei-okaasama would know how to make this?

(Claire)

I wonder. Let’s leave a little bit for her to try later so she can get a taste of it to replicate it.

This is the first time I’ve ever thought that it would be a waste to leave the peppers behind.

(Alea)

That’s true~

(Claire)

쓔-san, thank you so much!

(Alea)

Thank you very much!

(Rei)

I’m back.

(Claire)

Welcome back, Rei.

We’re almost finished with the stir-fried peppers!

(Alea)

That’s right!

(Rei)

You two did really well.

I’ll keep this kind of seasoning in mind for future references.

Now then, let’s move on. Ba-dum-bam.

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雪野ユメ❄️ 키노@snowwhite7946

@inori_narou #ClaireBD

Happy birthday.

Misha: “... Happy.... birthday….. to you….. Claire-sama.”

Text: Villainess ver(sion)

(Former) Noble, Misha

(Misha)

... Happy.... birthday….. to you….. Claire-sama.

(Claire)

Misha!?

(Rei)

This is from Yukino Yume-san (@snowwhite7946). It’s Misha, as a villainess and (former) noblewoman!

It was really tough trying to curl her hair into drills.

Misha’s hair is naturally thin and straight, after all.

(Misha)

……. (← fidgeting)

(Claire)

A-awa, awawa…

(Rei)

Claire-sama.

(Claire)

I-Is this also a part of the culture of your birthplace, Rei!?

To give a woman - someone who’s a friend, no less - away as a present!?

(Rei)

That’s not the main attraction of the present.

(Misha)

The main attraction, you say…...

(Claire)

Ahh, I’m sorry, Misha.

Please forgive me for being a bit happy about this.

(Misha)

What should we do? Claire-sama’s hunched over on the sofa now.

(Rei)

It’s alright, Misha. A new door is opening within Claire-sama right now.

Would you like to take a peek?

(Misha)

That doesn’t sound alright at all.

Claire-sama, don’t worry.

Showing you this hairstyle was supposed to be your present.

(touching her shoulder)

(Rei)

Misha!!

(Claire)

A-Ahh, I see……

Is that so……?

In that case, I apologize for the misunderstanding.

That aside, do you have any interest in collars by any chance?

(Misha)

I don’t have an interest in something like that, so please close that door.

If anything, Rei’s the one who loves them, so please ask her instead.

(Rei)

Misha!!

……. I’ll give you some chocolate later.

~ A few moments later ~

(Claire)

Geez, I completely misunderstood things because of Rei.

(Rei)

Was that my fault?

(Claire)

Anyway, what part of this is supposed to make her a villainess?

(Rei)

The hairstyle!

(Claire)

Why the hairstyle?

(Rei)

They’re drills!

(Claire)

I have a drill hairstyle as well.

(Rei)

Exactement! That’s exactly it!

The drill hairstyle is what defines a villainess.

(Claire)

E-Exacte- what?

Hold on! Aren’t you being too prejudiced!?

By that logic, wouldn’t that make me a villainess as well!?

(Rei)

Well, I mean, that’s why the novel is called “I Favor the Villainess”.

(Claire)

I know I’m a bit late in saying this, but isn’t that too straightforward?!

Besides, wouldn’t that mean my mother was also considered a villainess!?

(Rei)

That really is a bit late.

Ah, Miria-sama is the one who gave birth to Claire-sama, so in my mind, I would consider her a Holy Mother.

It would be absurd to call her a villainess.

(Claire)

T-That’s good to know.

……. Wait, hold on.

The drill hairstyle is what determines your villainess status, so I am considered a villainess, while my mother is a Holy Mother.

Isn’t there something wrong there?

(Rei)

Claire-sama, it’s not good if you limit yourself to such black-and-white thinking, you know?

(Claire)

Can you stop looking at me with such an unimpressed look on your face!?

(Rei)

Now, now. So anyway, Claire-sama, what do you think about Misha like this?

(Claire)

What I think…… I think she looks cute. She gives off a different aura than usual, but it’s quite fresh.

She’s not wearing her school uniform or her religious habit either.

It feels like a rather large change of pace.

(Misha)

I’ve grown so used to wearing a religious habit that I feel a bit self-conscious about how revealing regular clothes are, though…….

(Rei)

Speaking of which, you’re probably not wearing any underw―― (censored)

(Misha)

I’m not going to let you say any more than that.

(Rei)

Sorry, but you know, both Claire-sama and myself quite like it, though. That you’re not wearing―― (censored)

(Misha)

Like I said, I won’t let you say it.

(Claire)

Could you stop implying that I have the same strange preferences as you?

Anyway, Misha, I happen to have a choker right here…….

(Misha)

Claire-sama, your door seems to be on the verge of opening again. Please close it.

(Claire)

Ah, I apologize. But you know, your legs really are quite beautiful, Misha.

(Misha)

……. Um.

I’m honored (blushing silently)

(Rei)

Claire-samaaa~ Do you want to look at my legs too?~

(Claire)

I’m fine for now!?

(Rei)

For now?

(Claire)

Look, let’s just keep going.

Yume-san, thank you very much!

(Rei)

Thank you very much.

Now then, there’s a lot more to go. Here’s the next one.

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김문수@wataosy1209

#ClaireBD

Claire-san, happy birthday! Since it’s your birthday, please feel free to use this from now on instead of the earthenware toilet seat that Rei made. Claire-sama, you might want to have Rei install it.

(Claire)

This is…....

This is quite amazing. I thought this was just a fine piece of artwork, but it’s actually a toilet with functions that I previously hadn’t even been aware of at one point.

(Rei)

This is what we received from 문수-san (@wataosy1209). This is what people call a “washlet”. It serves as a multifunctional toilet seat.

(Claire)

I was surprised when I first saw it, but when you think about it, this is something that is very useful when it comes to hygiene and sanitation.

Do you think we’d be able to use this in our dormitory in the Empire?

(Rei)

Ahh……. I wonder. I don’t think our world has the right type of electricity for it.

(Claire)

By electricity, are you referring to something like lightning or static electricity? If that’s the case, we have it.

(Rei)

Well, even though we have electricity, there are a lot of adjustments that need to be made in order to be able to use it. More specifically, there are things like alternating current, direct current, voltage and electric current to take into account.

(Claire)

Alternating current? Direct current?

Can anything be done about that?

(Rei)

Perhaps by using magic, something can be done about it, but since electricity falls under wind magic, I’m not really familiar with it.

On top of that, if you don’t know how to handle it properly, it can actually be quite dangerous.

More specifically, you could die from it.

(Claire)

Die!?

< Haaah! Ha ha ha!

(Rei)

!? This voice!!

Is it from Alec-kun?

(Claire)

That doll is currently locked away, though.

(Manaria)

It seems like it’s time for my debut.

(Claire)

Onee-sama!

(Rei)

Gah.

(Manaria)

Happy birthday, my dear Claire.

Since you’re like a precious younger sister to me, I made sure to rush over here to wish you a happy birthday.

Seems like I came at the perfect time.

(Claire)

As expected of onee-sama!

Will you be able to do something about this?

(Manaria)

If I can’t do it, then nobody else can.

(Rei)

As usual, it seems like you’re brazenly overflowing with confidence, huh.

(Manaria)

Hey there, Rei. And you’re as cute as always, huh. Have you resolved to become mine yet?

(Rei)

Please go home.

(Manaria)

I’m just joking around. Now then, Claire.

I heard something about using lightning, but what exactly appears to be the issue here?

(Claire)

Well, it seems that this requires some sort of electricity in order to make it work.

(Manaria)

Hmm?

This is……. Actually, what is this? It kind of looks like a beautiful piece of pottery.

Is this supposed to be an art piece?

(Rei)

No, it’s a toilet.

(Manaria)

…….

…………. Eh? A toilet?

(Rei)

Yes. A toilet.

(Manaria)

Umm.

When you say “toilet”, you mean like, an actual toilet?

(Rei)

I apologize for the letdown after you went out of your way to make such a gallant and dashing entrance.

This is a toilet.

(Manaria)

………..

(Rei)

So, what will you do? Are you going to examine its structure in detail?

(Manaria)

Claire, I guess I owe you an apology.

This is probably impossible for me as well.

(Claire)

You’re giving up before you even try!? Onee-sama!?

(Manaria)

Yeah, I’m sorry.

It’s important to know when to retreat.

(Claire)

Onee-sama……!

(Rei)

You literally just introduced yourself.

You made the decision to retreat suuuper fast, huh.

(Manaria)

Pft.

What’s up, Rei? Have you fallen in love with me again?

(Rei)

Honestly, I find it amazing that you still have the nerve to even say something like that in this situation.

(Manaria)

You’re so cold, but that’s something that I love about you.

(Rei)

To begin with, how come there are three girls just standing around a toilet anyway?

(Manaria)

I guess I’ll be quietly making a tactical retreat for today.

I’ll see you again some other time.

(Rei)

For more details, please refer to the main story. 문수-sam, thank you very much.

Who would’ve thought that Manaria-sama would lose to a toilet?

(Claire)

I don’t think it was meant to be a competition.

Thank you so much!

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