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(Rei)

The next one is this one. Da-da-dum!


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륨@freegothree

@inori_narou #ClaireBD

Since it's Claire-san's birthday, I went with a safe option for a gift. It's not bad to look back on your memories of those days where you followed Rei-jou around and served as her maid, right? (falsified memories)


(Claire)

T-This is.......


(Lene)

It appears to be a maid's outfit. Moreover, the length of it is quite long. I give it a passing score. If the headdress was an indoor cap, I would've given it a perfect score.


(Rei)

You can't just appear suddenly and give your commentary out of nowhere, Lene.


(Lene)

That's "Lene-sensei" to you, Rei-chan.


(Rei)

Ah...... You're in that mode today, huh, Lene-sensei.

In any case, we received this from 륨-san (@freegothree).


(Claire)

Do maid outfits usually have passing or failing scores to them?


(Rei)

Ah, Claire-sama. Bringing that up will just make things troublesome again.


(Lene)

Of course they do! There are some maid outfit enthusiasts out there that have a strange penchant for short skirts and sexually suggestive clothes! It's like treading down the path of evil! Evil, I say!


(Claire)

I-Is that so?


(Lene)

Yes, it is! Listen here. A maid outfit is considered a work uniform, right? What do you think will happen if you wear a short skirt to work? What if you were to accidentally spill some hot soup on yourself while cooking?


(Rei)

But if you wear a miniskirt, it makes it easier to move around in.


(Lene)

Why do you know that, Rei-chan? Don't tell me you're one of those people that walked down the path of evil?


(Rei)

The path of evil, huh. No, actually, it seems like the author has worn something like this before. On that note, the author also said that the maid outfit that she owns actually looks exactly like the one 륨-san sent to us. She said that she was incredibly surprised by the coincidence.


(Claire)

Who cares about the author.


(Rei)

I guess you're right.

Claire-sama, since we've been given this opportunity, you should try putting it on.

I'll be the villainess, so please serve me.


(Claire)

Why should I!?


(Rei)

륨-san was the one who recommended this, right?


(Claire)

....... Why do I have to do such a thing....... (grumbling (but she puts it on anyway))


(Rei)

Now then, shall we begin?

Hey, Claire, bring me something to drink, will you?


(Claire)

U-Understood.

Between coffee or black tea, which one would you prefer?


(Rei)

I'll go with black tea.


(Claire)

Understood.

First, I'll need to boil the water......

It'll be fine if I use my fire magic on the kettle, right?


(Rei)

Ah, Claire-sama, the strength of your fire will――


(Kettle)

BAM!


(Claire)

I-It exploded.


(Rei)

Of course it would, especially if you use your magic rays on it.


(Claire)

Ahh...... Can I not even make tea properly.......?


(Rei)

I love that part of you, Claire-sama.


(Claire)

Rei......!


(Lene)

Ummmm, may I head back now?


(Alea)

Lene-oneesama, is this what you meant when you said this sort of behavior was for the "extremely advanced"*?


(* = see chapter 115)


(Lene)

That's right, Alea-chan. While Claire-sama and Rei-chan are busy getting lost in their own little world right now, let's wrap things up.

륨-san, thank you very much.


(Alea)

Thank you very much!


(Lene)

Now, the next present is....... Hmmmm? This looks really interesting.

It's this.


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🌑Abupyss@Satirev27

@inori_narou #ClaireBD

Here is some of the fanfiction that Rei wrote about Claire-sama in the past, as well as a diary that she kept in her elementary school days. I hope you enjoy reading these! Please read these aloud in front of Rei, lol. Don’t ask me how I obtained these, though!


(Alea)

Are these notebooks?


(Rei)

Ah, wait a minute!!


(Lene)

We won’t wait. Manaria-sama, please hold Rei down.


(Manaria)

You got it.


(Rei)

Wait!! Didn’t you say you were going back!?


(Manaria)

Going on the offensive after pretending to retreat is also a viable tactic used in battles. Remember it well.


(Lene)

We were given Rei’s old fanfiction that she wrote between Claire-sama and the protagonist, as well as her elementary school diary by Abupyss-san (@Stairev27).

Aren’t you curious about them, Claire-sama?


(Claire)

H-Hmm?

No, I’m not that curious about it.

I’m not curious about it, but…

It wouldn’t be a bad idea to take a peek for future references, right?


(Rei)

Why does it feel like you’re super curious about it though!?


(Lene)

In that case, let’s look at the fanfiction first. Let’s see, what’s this?


“I am Claire. Claire-François. I am a noblewoman from Bauer who belongs to a family full of honor and history……. or rather, I was a noble until I was miserably deported from my country for some reason. Even though I didn’t do anything wrong! But it’s fine… Because starting from today, I’m free to do whatever I want, so I’ll go and defeat the treacherous Demon King and their army. Everyone, please cheer me on!!”


(Claire)

Rei, what were you trying to write……

But it’s a bit interesting, isn’t it?


(Rei)

No, no! Lene completely made up the second half on her own!


(Lene)

Hmm. It seems like you wrote quite a bit. (flipping through the pages)


(Rei)

Whaー!? Please don’t read any further!?

Especially not the pages after the pink bookmark!?


(Lene)

Isn’t it fine?

Being able to write out a story is a good thing.

Hmm.

……

……………. Ah.


(Manaria)

Oh dear, Lene’s face has gone completely red.

I can already guess what you wrote without even reading it myself.


(Rei)

Let me go, Manaria-sama! Please have mercy on me!


(Manaria)

Hahahah. I kinda don’t want to. I’m still a bit offended over what happened earlier.


(Rei)

If you’re going to hold a grudge, you should be holding a grudge against the toilet!!


(Lene)

……

……… (shuts the book)

Rei-chan, I’ll be seizing this.

Sound good?


(Rei)

Of course it doesn’t!

That’s supposed to be a present for Claire-sama.

Wait, why are you putting it in your pocket? Give it back! Or rather, burn it!?


(Lene)

No way.

I feel like I could pioneer a new market with this.


(Rei)

A new market!?

What chapters did you read!?

The one where Claire-sama is all tender!?

The one that's all la-la and squishy squishy!?

Or the one where it's all mokey-mokey pilo-pilo ponpokorin!?


(Manaria)

Even though none of what you said made sense, at the very least, I can tell that none of that was good. Yep.


(Rei)

Claire-sama, please say something!!

At this rate, you'll end up as the poster girl for some newly opened up obscene market!!


(Claire)

....... Today, I played house with my neighbor, Rea-chan. Rea-chan is very cute, so I really like her. Actually, I really wanted to play doctor with her instead, but――


(Rei)

Claire-samaーーー!?


(Manaria)

Rei pretending to be a doctor. Hmm. That's something I'd be interested in seeing.


(Claire)

Geez, you're all too noisy.

I'm trying to read, so please let me concentrate.


(Rei)

Please don't read it!? Stop being concentrated on it!?


(Claire)

Alright, I understand.

I'll read through it carefully when I'm alone.


(Rei)

You didn't understand anything I just said!!


(Manaria)

To think that even someone like Rei could be so thrown out of order like this.

Notebooks that detail one's dark past are truly frightening.


(Lene)

In any case, after we are able to decipher this book, we'll be developing a new business model for our firm before introducing it to the public shortly after.


(Rei)

Ah, you're a devil! Even calling you a devil is an understatement! You're the embodiment of hell itself・・!


(Claire)

Well then, Lene, can you keep this diary as well?

I feel like if I kept it in my possession, Rei would probably find it and take it away.


(Lene)

Understood. Lambert, I'll leave it to you.


(Lambert)

Sure, by the name of the Frater Company, I promise I'll keep it safe.


(Lene)

Be sure to make ten copies of each.


(Rei)

....... Looks like I have no choice but to destroy Frater myself.


(Claire)

What kind of dangerous things are you saying?

Abupyss-san, thank you very much!


(Rei)

Ah, ahhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh........


(Lene)

Let's move on then. Da-da-dum.

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🍡@_Fleur_Q

@inori_narou #ClaireBD

I put my heart and soul into drawing this picture for you. I hope you like it.

Happy birthday.

(Claire-sama, I love you to death. I want to become your footstool.)


(Rei)

You're hired!!


(Alea)

Ah, Rei-okaasama got restored.


(Claire)

What are you even hiring for!?

But at the same time, I can understand why you'd say something strange like that.

This is really amazing.

It probably sounds like I'm just praising myself, but it looks really beautiful.


(Lene)

Since it's meant to be a gift, it's free.

This is what we received from Anonymous "I want to be your foot polisher"-san (@_Fleur_Q).

It's a portrait of Claire-sama.

It looks incredibly beautiful.


(Rei)

This is the best, to say the least.

Actually, it goes without saying that this is the best.


(Claire)

It appears that Rei's vocabulary has died.


(Rei)

First of all, Claire-sama's usually sharp eyes are lowered around the corners as she's smiling, which is super rare, no, rarest of the rare even, and she's holding onto a bouquet of roses which shows that Foot Polisher-san understands what's up - haah, haah - Claire-sama is just as wonderful as the roses, and although the roses she's holding are actually known as the opposite of lilies within the industry, what's beautiful is still considered beautiful, so the roses are wonderful and they appear to have bloomed beautifully as well, ahh......


(Lene)

Ah, Rei-chan passed out from a lack of oxygen.


(Claire)

That was bound to happen since she tried to fit all of that in one go. Seems like it was more important to her than breathing.

In any case, I'm really thankful that I was drawn so beautifully.


(Manaria)

What are you talking about? You're always so cute and pretty, Claire.


(Claire)

My, you're very flattering, onee-sama.


(Rei)

Gah....... Yes, and Claire-sama's hair clip also appears to be... *pant, pant* from that same bouquet of roses. *Pant, pant*, Foot Polisher-san really captured your feeling properly, *gasp, pant, pant*.


(Alea)

Rei-okaasama, try to breathe properly.


(Misha)

I just got changed, only to come back to see Rei's collapsed on the ground.

What did Claire-sama do to Rei to make her roll over?


(Claire)

What I did to make Rei roll over, you say?

Please don't word it in such a way that people will misunderstand.


(Manaria)

I'd say she was "Killaired"* this time.


(* = Kill + Claire)


(Claire)

That abbreviation definitely needs to be shut down!!


(Misha)

That was a good one.

Let's just say that Rei was "Killaired".


(Rei)

Killaired!

*pant, pant* And her dress... *gasp, pant*. Without killing off her beauty, the dress really enhances it quite vividly, which I think is wonderful *gasp, gasp*. And all of those frills *pant, pant*, do you see those frills? That must’ve been really difficult to draw out *gasp, gasp*.


(Mei)

Baaaaam!!


(Rei)

Gah!


(Mei)

Rei-okaasama, get ahold of yourself. Today is supposed to be Claire-okaasama’s precious birthday, right?

What would we do if Rei-okaasama, our MC, were to lose control of yourself? And don’t you think it’s a bit late for Mei to be making her debut?


(Rei)

*cough, cough.* Feels like that went down the wrong pipe.

S-Sorry. *cough* But could you be a bit gentler with your reprimanding….


(Mei)

As long as you understand. And be sure to give Mei more chances to appear, okay?


(Rei)

In that case, Mei. What are your thoughts on this portrait?


(Mei)

Killaire!


(Claire)

Mei!?


(Rei)

Yep, that’s correct.

Foot Polisher-san, thank you very much. That was a treat for the eyes.

Now, Claire-sama, let’s say it together.

Killaire!


(Claire)

I’m never going to say that!!


(Rei)

And the next one is….. Whoa.


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Eronero@RNSYforever@rinsayo_tenshi

@inori_narou #claireBD

Claire-sama, happy birthday!!

I can’t draw or write, but I still dared to imagine what you two are like regularly.

Of course, Claire-sama is the submissive one.

Once again, happy birthday!


(Claire)

……. (distant gaze)


(Rei)

Umm…… Mei, Alea, could you look over there for a bit? Misha, make sure those two can’t hear anything.


(Mei)

Why?


(Alea)

If you’re going to exclude people, why can’t it just be Misha-oneesama alone?


(Misha)

Ouch, ouch. Somehow, my heart just hurt for a bit.

Come on, you two, let’s go and become outcast buddies together.


(Rei)

This is what we received from Eronero-san (@rinsayo_tenshi). This is what Claire-sama and myself are like normally.

I’m on top, while Claire-sama is on the bottom.

You sure know your stuff!


(Claire)

Our readers are becoming more and more relentless, aren’t they?


(Rei)

I was already expecting some dirty jokes to come our way, like with the finger protector, which was pretty straightforward.

Really though, geez. To our readers, I’ve got a message for you all!!






This is great, keep ‘em coming!


(Claire)

Rei!?


(Rei)

What is it!!


(Claire)

W-Why are you the one getting angry…

This feels like a good opportunity, so let me say something to you.

This is all because you keep acting like you’re sexually harassing me in both your speech and conduct.

Because of that, you keep leaving behind a negative impression among our readers.

You should reflect deeply upon this!


(Rei)

Wow~☆


(Claire)

I told you to reflect upon itーーー!?


(Manaria)

By the way, is this illustration correct?


(Rei)

Huh?


(Manaria)

Well, I’m referring to who the dom and the sub are.


(Rei)

Manaria-sama, aren’t you completely breaking character here?


(Manaria)

Oh? Even though I was trying to use unfamiliar language for Mei, Alea and Claire’s sake.


(Claire)

Onee-sama, did you just lump me in with the children?


(Manaria)

So, can you teach me about it?

I come with pure intentions, right, I just want to learn about it for scientific purposes.


(Rei)

What do you mean for “scientific purposes”?


(Manaria)

In that case, I’ll just ask Claire directly.

Which role are you?


(Claire)

O-O-O-O-Onee-sama, w-w-w-w-what sort of shameful things are you trying to get me to say!?

F-For you to do something like that…

Don’t tell me, was that what you were aiming for from the start!?

You just wanted to hear it from my mouth?

No way, there’s no way.

Ah, but I can kind of imagine it.


(Manaria)

No, there really wasn’t any deeper meaning behind it……..


(Rei)

Misha, look, a new door is opening for Claire-sama right now.


(Misha)

How many doors is she planning to open?

Manaria-sama, let’s stop there.

At this rate, the door to Claire-sama’s heart will be in trouble.


(Manaria)

Y-Yeah. That’s a bit unfortunate.

Even though our readers were looking forward to the answer, if we keep going at this rate, Claire’s going to end up in a faraway place.

I’ll give up on pressing for an answer.


(Rei)

This is all better left as a mystery anyway.

I’ll leave it all up to your imagination.


(Claire)

Speaking of which, why are you all so full of interest over our bedroom life anyway……


(Manaria)

Well, it’s because you’re super popular, Claire.

By the way, is there any demand for me out there?


(Rei)

Please don’t go and open up a new discussion topic.


(Lene)

Okay, it looks like things are about to get out of hand, so let’s wrap it up here.

Eronero-san, thank you very much.


(Manaria)

Thanks! By the way, I’m mostly a-

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