Adventures In Ed Sitting (The End) (Pixiv Fanbox)

"Now that the peanut gallery has been taken care of. Would one of you two brats tell me why my sisters are brain dead?!” The normally forceful Sarah was at a loss for words, knowing that she couldn't talk her way out of this. She scanned the area around herself, looking for the device. If only she could blast Lee, then she'd be queen of the Cul de Sac! "You got three seconds or I'm gonna pound ya!" "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Sarah's limp waisted cohort cried out and pulled out the device from his back pocket. "It was this thing. Sarah used it on them!" "You little weasel!" The little redhead was livid and pounced at her friend. Instantly Jimmy was knocked down, sending the device flying out from his grasp. A ball of rage and smoke enveloped the two kids while Sarah gave him a solid beating. Lee could care less about that as she watched the gizmo hit the floor, shattering into a million pieces. All eyes suddenly looked at the spot where the infantalizer ray met its end. Only the two overgrown babies in the house didn't look, transfixed on either sucking their oversized pacifiers, like Marie, or playing with their feet and suckling their toes like Nazz was doing. Either way, it didn't matter who was watching or not, the only device which would have solved all of this infantile mayhem had been destroyed. "My goodness!" Double D called out, briskly running to the spot where the ray had broken into a million pieces. “What ever will we do now? My device is ruined!" “That was your do-dad?" Lee looked at the beanie wearing genius for a moment, waiting for his response. "Yes. It was." “Look, you got brains, you're gonna fix it. Either that or make a new one. I don't care how, but you're gonna make this right." "Yes, Lee. You're right. This is all my fault." The redheaded Kanker plucked a scrappy Sarah off of Jimmy, holding her up by the belt of her jeans. "Nah, this one is the one who did the damage. See what she did to Marie and May." The blue haired Kanker happily bobbed up and down in her makeshift baby bouncer. In reality, the Ed's were responsible for the Kanker sisters trip back to babyhood and Double was just moments away from spilling the beans until Eddy put his hand over Double D's mouth. "Yep, Sarah did it all. We're going to get right to work on that new ray for you." Eddy walked backwards, holding Double D's mouth shut, as they both made their way to where Ed stood by the door. "Not so fast, sweet cheeks. You and the big lug gotta babysit my sisters until that gizmo is fixed." “We'll be as gentle as kittens babysitting a bowl of jello." The two boys stared at their big friend for a second. "Yeah, what Ed said. Umm, I think I hear May crying, probably needs a diaper change!" Eddy quickly ran out of the door dragging Double D with him as Ed followed closely behind. "As for you." Lee eye balled Sarah. “Let me go! I didn't do anything!" "Sure, you didn't do nuthin. Obviously, my sister hung her diaper from the roof for fun, right?" Sarah couldn't answer the rhetorical question and squirmed fiercely, trying to free herself from Lee's grip. "Just let me go!" “No can do, but I got an idea." Lee smiled maliciously at her captive causing Sarah to gulp in distress. *Later That Day* The sun was shining down upon the Cul de Sac as the Ed's were hard at work. Double D was midway through repairing the device that had caused this bizarre series of events. Nuts and bolts screwed in, relays soldered to their respective components and calibrations being made while the young genius sat at a table in his front yard. Meanwhile, on the sidewalk in front of Double D, Eddy was wrist deep in yet another dirty diaper that May had produced. While Eddy complained about the diapering, May was gurgling spit bubbles and generally looking like no one was home upstairs. Ed on the other hand, was having a blast playing piggyback with Marie. The natural childlike mind of Ed had no problem making the blue haired teen baby giggle and laugh. Their minds were almost on an equal footing save for the fact that Marie was literally a toddler, mentally speaking. As Ed played with Marie, Nazz sat in a playpen nearby, shaking a rattle and occasionally gumming it and trying to chew it, which ultimately ended with her sucking on the plastic orb. Regardless, she was content in her filled pamper, happily playing in the playpen. The Ed's had to keep her in the baby jail because they had found out that morning that she was a little free spirit, wandering off at a moment's notice. "Ouch!" Sarah cried out as Lee hit her square in the back, sending her rolling forward on her tricycle. The young terror was clad in a thick disposable diaper, like the Kanker sisters and Nazz. However, the only difference between her and the other babies was the simple fact that she still had her mind intact. No baby brained bliss for her. Nope, Lee wanted her to be humiliated in front of the entire Cul de Sac and she soon became the laughing stock of the neighborhood. Kevin, Rolf and Johnny all busted up laughing at her diapered state as she rode around, embarrassed and degraded on her little bike. ------The End?-------