Advertures In Ed Sitting Pt.5 (Pixiv Fanbox)

*Back At Double D’s House* "What a sap. Grade A sucker written all over the little twerp!" Eddy laughed as he held up a jar with about a dollar in quarters in it. "I would've went as low as a nickel to get rid of a Kanker!" However, Double D was still in a deep melancholy. There was no way that the young prodigy could take part in his pal's merriment. After all, he had single hardly turned two normal, teenage girls into overgrown infants. Before Eddy could yell at his partner in crime, there was a loud knock at the door. “Who could that be? Better not be Sarah. I said no refunds!" Eddy declared as he ran over to the door and held it shut. The siege didn't last long as Eddy pushed against it with all his might. He was no match for Lee Kanker, wielding Ed like a battering ram. The door flattened the young con artist, while Lee took a step forward, holding Ed under her arm. She stood atop the fallen oak door and yelled out. "Where's my sisters?" Lee jumped down from the door and dropped Ed as she ran over to May. The baby brained blond was deep throating a rattle. Every now and then her gums rubbed up against the stiff, round plastic of the infantile toy. She cooed and gurgled, spilling drool all over the tray in front of her as she sucked on it. "What the heck is the matter with you? Is that a dyuper?" Lee asked, dumbfounded as she lifted up her bangs to get a better look at her blank eyed, slack jawed baby sister. Eddy sprung out from under the door, like an accordion, dizzy and razzled. "Did anybody get the number of that truck?" Big Ed grabbed his buddy and shook some sense back into him. "I'm sorry Eddy!" The big lug cried. "I circled the wagons as best as I could!" Eddy shook off his stupor induced state. "All you had to do was keep her distracted until we could fix her sister and now-" “Will someone tell me what the heck is going on around here?!" Double D looked up from his moody self pity session. "I'm sorry, Lee. My newest invention has rendered May and Marie into a bunch of drooling vegetables." “Ed loves potatoes!" "That's not what I meant, Ed. Anyway I-" "Look, Mr. Science. You did this and that means that you can fix it." “But, Lee. I can't even begin to-" "No, buts or else I'm gonna put you inna crib with Marie." "You can't do that! What about my scam?!" Eddy whined. "Don't you worry about a thing. We can raise umm all over again while you're the daddy. And guess who's gonna be on diaper duty." Eddy sidestepped over to Double D and whispered into his ear. "You better fix this sockhead!" "Eddy, I have to get the device back and calibrate it." “Uurrrgggh. Let's go find those twerps!" *Meanwhile, back at Nazz's house* "Sarah, I think Marie made a stinky." "Darn it, Jimmy. I'm bored of that dolly." Marie laid totally oblivious in her pram, sucking the thick rubber bulb of her pacifier. She felt a wet and mushy load in her pampers, but it didn't concern her. Soothing the ache in her toothless gums proved to be a much more urgent endeavor for the dimwitted teen baby. Her slick gums rubbed against the enlarged nipple of the binky. Occasionally, she'd bite on it or chew on it to really get the gums working. "But Sarah, she's our responsibility now." "Okay, fine. But you gotta get the supplies." Sarah stood up from her latest fashion show. Nazz had gotten the full treatment, a baby dress, make up and even a new hair do. Before Jimmy called Sarah away from Nazz, the poor babified teen was being teased by Sarah with a large, fat binky. *In The Cul-De-Sac* Ed led the way, sniffing the ground like a Bloodhound, as Double D, Eddy and Lee Kanker followed. May currently laid back in the makeshift pram, furiously chomping on a ring toy. Her legs pushed wide and dangling off the sides by a huge disposable diaper that was held in place by the yellow onesie. Her eldest sister pushed her along while the poor, baby brained girl worked on a circular teething toy, chewing on the ring which had little bumps and indentations all over it. The object tasted like plastic to the incapacitated, overgrown infant, but was also quite squishy and soothing to her toothless gums. Drool enveloped the infantile object and much of her chin. Lee would occasionally look down at her baby sister and quickly look away. The redhead pitied May greatly and couldn't wait to find the two brats and set things straight. "Where's that big lug leading us?" "According to my calculations and, Ed's keen sense of smell, I believe that Nazz's house is our destination." Double D replied. "As long as we get that qizmo back, I don't care if he leads us to the moon." *Back at Nazz's House* A squelching sound rang out as Sarah lowered Marie onto the table that appeared with a babified Nazz. "Nurse, I need the supplies." Sarah held out her gloved hand to Jimmy. "Just a minute, Doctor." Jimmy struggled to find the powder and wipes. An annoyed growl came from the pint sized redhead. "How am I supposed to work under these conditions?!" "I'm sorry, Doctor Sarah!" Jimmy finally handed her a large diaper bag. "Open it up and hand me some wipes!" "Whoops, sorry." Jimmy did as he was told, handing Sarah some baby wipes and wiping a drop of sweat off of his brow. "Powder!" Jimmy fumbled with the canister of talcum, dropping it to the floor while Marie giggled and blew spit bubbles. "Faster!" Sarah barked, hand still empty and waiting. "Here." Jimmy finally retrieved the can of powder and quickly handed it to his friend. Sarah rapidly dumped half the can all over Marie's stomach, crotch and butt. "Disposable!" Jimmy feverishly dug through the diaper bag and came up empty handed. He ended up turning the bag upside down and dumping the bag's contents on the floor. "What's taking so long?!" "I could only find this." Jimmy held up a big cloth diaper and safety pin. "Alright, I guess I'll have to improvise." Sarah stated with a grin. *Outside Nazz's House* "Howaga!" Ed stood on all fours, pointing at Nazz's door in a dog pose. “Good work, sparky." Eddy praised his big counterpart and gave him a dog treat. "Out of the way!" Lee abandoned the pram and May to bust down the door. The crashing down of the front door silenced the symphony of laughter that Sarah and Jimmy produced. The two brats looked away from their infantile display and starred at the door like a pair of deers caught in the path of headlights. "What the heck did you twerps do to Marie?!" Lee demanded firmly, pointing at her blue haired sister. Marie was sucking on a big binky, drooling profusely while suspended from the ceiling by a pair of straps which attached to her oversized cloth diaper. She was getting one hell of a wedgie, but she was too brain dead to realize it. Sarah and Jimmy stammered, searching for an answer to the question posed by the toughest bully in Peach Creek. Eddy and Double D stepped over the damaged threshold, and Ed, to enter Nazz's home. Each boy was stunned by the state Marie Kanker was displayed in, save for Eddy who started laughing like a madman. Lee quickly shot a look their way which caused the Eds to practically freeze in place.