"Jesters" mp3! (Patreon)
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OH MAN! I'm kind of nervous to share this!! Most of my songs are so serious, and this is by far the silliest thing I've done yet. We did so many takes of this song purely because every take, I got a little more ridiculous... and we ended up using the last, most ridiculous take for every single line.
This is a parody of Sisters, from the holiday classic "White Christmas" — it's on Netflix if you haven't seen it! It's a super adorable, lighthearted 50's romance with some of my favorite 50s singers in it, like Bing Crosby and Rosemary Clooney.
LYRICS
Jesters, Jesters
Which is the illusion, can you guess her?
Never have to face a fight alone, you see
I’m here to keep their eyes on me
Dealing damage
Every single strike we have advantage
Working for the Gentleman or fighting Gnolls
She joins the fray — I get good rolls
Healing or slashing
Or lollipop bashing
We aim and we cast our spells
Don’t try to chase us
‘Cause those who face us
Will hear those necrotic bells!
Those who’ve seen us
Cannot find the difference between us
Many foes have tried, but in the end they come undone
Traveler help them
If they come between us, we’ll whack them
And Traveler help us if we should roll natural one!