Marcus' Bizarre Life Prologue (Patreon)

Marcus' Bizarre Life synopsis:

Marcus' life turned bizarre after he built his Perpetual Motion Reactor as he didn't want to pay his Electricity bills.

First, green little aliens started treating his house like a petrol station.

Then, the occasional Kaiju attack ravages the coastal cities worldwide, and how can we forget about the space bug invasion?

Certainly, those radicals who preach about the tyranny of Earth's Gravity are not planning anything, right?

Still, Just in case, Marcus will build his Mech as he can't always rely on his secret magic-girl girlfriend his alien buddies brought over in exchange for the fuel.

~~~~~~Details~~~~~~

Tropes/Gags/References:

Marcus Workshop (Dexter Laboratory)

Green midget Aliens (modern myths)

Kaiju attacks (Godzilla + Monsterverse)

Space bugs (Starship Troopers)

Radicals ( Gundam )

Kiana being the Secret 'Magic-girl' (Sailor Moon)

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Prologue

It all started when I finished building my Perpetual Motion Reactor.

The electrical bills are becoming too big for my parents to handle, and the amount of computers and electronics I made is getting out of hand. 

Though, I never imagined how bizarre my life would become after that.

Sadly, I was the only one who noticed how wild my life was becoming.

~~~~~~Late at Night~~~~~~

A strange urge to wake up hit me in the middle of the night. When I woke up, the first thing I saw was big green heads with black eyes.

My eyes widened as horror hit me hard.

‘Fucking aliens!!!’

Before I could panic, a calm energy invaded me.

This energy calmed me immediately. 

For a second, I got spacey; it lasted a few moments tops before I was ready to ‘talk’.

The green guys moved away from me, and I moved into a sitting position. I realised there were three of them. They were midgets with big heads and dressed in silver one-piece suits.

“So…what can I do for you guys?”

Instead of answering, they gave me a silver tablet. It looked like it was built from a single piece of metal I had never seen before.

When I touched it, I knew how to use it.

What I saw on this tablet were choices of some sort.

Before I could ask, information invaded my mind. They told me directly into my mind.

I was blown away by what I understood.

“...You want to use my perpetual motion reactor to fill your fuel reserves? Then why you didn’t just do it?” I asked in confusion.

With how advanced they are, they could easily take my stuff.

But information once again invaded my mind.

I knew the answer.

‘They are honest… huh…’

“Since you offer…fine.” 

I started to go through the list. For some reason, I understand their space language, which is cool.

Though symbolism based on planets and moons is strange.

…

…

…

‘What the hell…’

My eyes bulged out as I saw from bizarre stuff to actual…wow…

‘They can get me game characters!? What the fuck!?’

I needed to double-check and even ask the little green guys!

“...You can get me gatcha characters!?” 

Instead of replying, I only sensed ‘positive’ from them.

“...Hell, yeah, then!”

I won’t pick any tech or wealth; I can easily make those, but a waifu!? 

Hell yeah!

Just like that, I selected my ‘girlfriend’. As strange as it sounds, they offered it so I could take it. Who cares about some strange elements they can provide for research? I can discover them by myself!

But getting a girl from some alternative reality is far more cool!

After making my choices, sleepiness washed me over, and the world turned dark for me.

~~~

The next thing which awoke me was the alarm clock blaring.

“Ugh… make it stop~ I want to sleep~” A very familiar cute girl’s voice snapped my eyes wide open as my hand moved to the side and picked up my phone. 

I turned the alarm off and looked at who was snuggling to my side.

I saw a girl with long white hair dressed in one of my T-shirts. She had a single hair sticking out from the rest.

What I saw was Kiana Kaslana…

‘Holy fuck…’

My eyes were wide as saucers as I recalled the strange night encounter with aliens!

‘How did this even happen!?’

“Hnnn~~”

The girl slowly opened her eyes. They were blue; the girl looked around before looking at me.

A small smile morphed on her lips.

“Morning~~” The beauty moved her head and snuggled into my chin. She was like a cat.

“...Kiana?”

“...Yes? What is it?”

“...How did you appear here?” I asked with a very curious tone.

“...Hmm? Oh, that. Well, I heard a voice; it was your voice; next thing I knew, I was here.” She explained to me. Since I didn’t see her face, I had no idea what expression she was making.

But then…

The doors to my room opened.

“You two wake up! Breakfast is ready!” my mother said, as it was the most natural thing in the world!

My mouth moved. I was about to explain, but my mom already knew!?

‘Those green guys are meticulous!’

“Okay!” Kiana was the first one to wake up. She swiftly moved out from the bed.

After I woke up, my mother left the room. But I continued to stare at Kiana, who knew everything in the room, like my wardrobe, which was bigger now. She was dressed in my school’s uniform.

My brain tried to catch up with what I was seeing.

“...So…”

I tried to speak with her.

“....Hmm? Are you not getting up? You want me to finish your breakfast for you?” She teased me.

“Hell no!” 

As I said that, she threw my school shirt at me.

“Then get up~” 

With that said, I started to dress up. I noticed her hair was done in a single high ponytail. She reminded me of her Herrscher Forms of Finality and Flamescion from her game.

After dressing up, the pair of us went to the kitchen where my parents were.

I noticed one more chair at the breakfast table and much more food.

My lips slightly twitched. Those little guys smoothly inserted the girl from the Honkaiverse into my life.

Those aliens are very…scary…

“Mark, check this out; it's so bizarre.” My father, Roland, increased the volume of the TV.

[It's still unknown why or how the fishing boats around Japan are disappearing.

Some say it's the Killer Whales; others say it's rogue waves. Though no one knows what is going on.]

I looked at this news with a confused look.

‘I haven’t processed that one of my waifus is with me, and now we have this?’

Sigh

‘At least it's on the other side of the planet.’

I said to myself.

However, my eyes turned to the side as I looked at Kiana, who was quite serious-looking. The moment she saw me looking at her, she smiled at me.

“We should eat our breakfast.”

“Right.”

When I sat down, I noticed she had a whole plate and extra.

I got sandwiches and morning tea, while the girl beside me had a whole plate of pancakes, sandwiches and tea.

‘Well, at least I know her Kaslana bloodline is ready for action.’

“Thank you for breakfast!” The girl clapped her hands before digging in.

In the meantime, I looked at the news while slowly eating my breakfast.

‘I wonder what it is.’

~~~

Kiana looked at her boyfriend. She smiled internally; who would have thought she would be rescued like this?

Some super advanced race of aliens decided to take pity on her lonely life on the moon.

The girl doesn’t even know how long it has been. Maybe a thousand years? Maybe more, who knows. But it has been a long time since she saved her world from the threat of Honkai.

The little guys used some strange tech to permanently seal Honkai, and in turn, she would be the girlfriend of some genius. It was a peculiar request.

But she accepted nonetheless, especially when she got extra memories to make this smooth sailing.

Now, here she was! On Earth! Back to normal life with a guy who likes her! Yep, she knows all of it, and she is fine with it!

On top of that, she still has her powers!

‘How that works, I have no idea! But who cares!’

As the pair finished breakfast, they proceeded to walk to the school.

Kiana looked around. She liked how rural and peaceful this place was.

She can barely control her excitement.

“So… are you okay going to school?” He asked her.

“Hmm? Yes, of course. You are going; I will join you all the way!” She quickly grabbed and hugged his arm.

“I am here to be your companion~~~” She then leaned closer to his ear and whispered the last two words.

“...For life~” 

His eyes trembled as a twitchy smile appeared on his lips.

“...I see.”

“Yep!”

~~~

Like at home, everyone knew Kiana, not from the game; nope, everyone knew her as my girlfriend. No one seems shocked or confused about her hair colour, which stands out… a lot.

Or that she eats a lot or that she dominates P.E. classes today.

Nope, no one cares.

It appears only I am the one who sees it in a weird light.

At the end of the class day, I stopped caring. Instead, I have embraced the fact that… Aliens gave me a waifu.

…

…

…

Yep, let's just process that first…

“Ah, it was great! Having P.E. for the last class was the best!” Kiana stretched her hands as she looked all pumped up for some action.

“Good to see you having fun,” I said with a small sigh. Unlike her, I was tired, and I wanted to spend a couple of hours in my workshop.

I still need to see how much spare energy those little guys took from me.

“Of course!” She swiftly got close to me and took my hand.

“You are not mad that I joined your class? It would be strange if I didn’t join your school and just spend time at home lazing around.”

‘That is what you are concerned about?’ Internally, I could only roll my eyes. It was a bizarre thing to get worried about.

Regardless, I didn’t care that much about such stuff. What I loved about this was that everyone was jealous of me having such a beautiful girlfriend!

Sadly, none of the guys I know are playing Honkai to see the similarities. If they knew, it would be even more amusing!

“Not at all~” I pulled her closer. My actions only made her smile at me.

~~~~~~Later, Same Day~~~~~~

Kiana entered Marcus' room and looked around for a bit. Since Marcus was busy in his underground workshop, it surprised her! She knew he was some sort of Genius! But AI? Robotics!? Machinery!? Damn… no wonder some aliens helped her. She wonders if he has some kind of friendship with those little guys.

Regardless, since he was busy, she had several hours of free time to do her scouting!

With a snap of her fingers, the white-haired girl’s eyes changed. Her blue pupils became purple stars, her hair’s tips turned dark purple, and it looked like stars and constellations touched her hair.

Her clothes changed as well, becoming white and purple, and she got a sword in her right hand and a pistol in her left. 

With a spin, she inspected herself. 

“Ha… it works perfectly!” She was quite delighted to know that she had this powerful form without any sort of drawbacks!

“Let’s see if I can travel long distances~.”

The girl used her sword to cut the space itself gently!

Her eyes slightly sparkled as it was working!

After making a big enough opening, she walked in, and the space crack closed behind the moment she passed through.

She was in a purple dark-ish void. 

“To think that Ilusionary space was a thing in this place.” Kiana looked around for a second before cutting space again and appearing above the ocean.

Her purple butterfly-like wings allowed her to fly as she looked around. 

She looked around for whatever attacked those fishing ships.

The beauty promised herself that she would make sure no one disturbed even the smallest bit of the new peace she got! 

~~~~~~A Couple Hours Later~~~~~~

As Marcus walked into the living room, he saw Kiana sitting on a comfortable couch watching the TV. It was quite a sight to Marcus, as he was slightly dumbstruck that she was around. His brain was still trying to catch up to last night’s incident!

He was about to sit beside her, but she raised her finger on him!

“Nope! After you take a shower! Your mom complained to me about not allowing you to sit when you are all oily!” Kiana said with a cute and pouty tone.

She reminded him as he looked at himself for a second.

“...Right…” With another sigh, he walked to his room to grab some spare clothes and shower quickly.

Once that was done, he returned to the living room, where he sat next to her. The girl swiftly sat on his lap.

For a second, Marcus wondered if he should ask her about her Herrscher powers.

But then decided not to, there is no reason…

It's not like there will be an Alien invasion or a Kaiju attack or something, right?