CSA 78 - Elf Vomit, GET (Patreon)

When I trudged back to the city from the orphanage, the market was already closed, so I thought I'd look for an inn, and was strolling around the city when I saw the hateful slutty erofu, alone on the terrace of a bar, dead drunk.

“Tell me what I did! That's right! I'm the worst elf who made a child go missing! The worst, the worst, the worst! Ahahaha! Really, the worst...”
“Customer, you should stop now...”
“What! I can still drink! Come on, keep it coming! Oeee... this might be bad... Oee, oeeeee, orororororo.”
“I told you so!”

What is that?

I thought about pretending to not see her, but I thought this was my chance instead and decided to get closer.

“Ugh, so disgusting...”
“It has been a while, hasn’t it, you’re, um, Nrva-san, was it?”
“Eh...?”
“That day, after I was attacked by you for no reason, I went through a lot of pain, but I finally came back from hell......To take revenge on you.”

When the girl who went missing suddenly appeared while she was drunk and told her that she had come to take revenge, I guess she exceeded her brain capacity, the slut erofu passed out, spouting bubbles from her mouth.

Since it was a shame that a beautiful woman was being ruined too much, I used Cleaning Magic to clean her up, then hid behind cover and cast Awakening Magic on her.

“Fuga-!? Huh... a dream... hics... higs... sorry... I’m sorry... if I didn't do that... uuuuu...”

It seemed like she's showing a lot of remorse to the point where it's become a trauma, so I thought it’d be okay to forgive her, but when I thought about it, I realized that setting a bunch of monsters to just one child is a vomit-dropping, rotten, wretched act that make her worse than an animal, so, as I thought, let’s bully her even more. ...Smirk.

Using Universal Magic Skill, I activate the ‘can you hear me... I’m speaking... directly... to your mind’ Magic (Telepathy Magic) and speak to the slutty erofu.

“Hate... hate...”
“Hii!?”
“It's your fault... it's your fault...”
“A-aa...!”
“I won't forgive you... I won't forgive you...”
“NOoo... STOp iiitt...!”

Her face looked nicely like she was going to go crazy with just one more push, so I sneaked up behind her, tapped the erofu on the shoulder while sticking my index finger up to make her turn around, and when she did, my finger poked her cheek, and the prank was done.

“Ah.”
“Yaay, I got her, I got her... wait, huh?”

When she turned to look at my face, her beautiful yellow-green eyes were! They rolled back around, exposing the whites of her eyes as she passed out.
So this is what happens to people when they go mad and pass out... I learned something new.

“I think I went too far...”
“Look, you gotta clean with these... wait, you’re asleep? ...kaah! it can't be helped... so, who are you, Ojou-chan?”

The bar clerk who brought cleaning supplies from the store looked at me curiously.

“We're just a little acquainted. I'll do the cleaning, so it's okay.”
“S’that so? I kinda feel bad.”
“No, no, ah, how about the meal bill?”
“Aah, I’ll put it in her tab, so you don’t have to worry about it, Ojou-chan.”
“I see. Then I'll clean it up quickly.”

I stored the erofu’s vomit that was scattered on the cobblestone ground in my Inventory, thinking it could be used as some kind of material, and used Cleaning Magic to clean up what I couldn't store.
By the way, the item name displayed in my Inventory is Elf Vomit.

“So fast, are you a magical genius, Ojou-chan?”
“It's just cleaning magic.”
“No, no, there aren't many people who can make it this clean! If Ojou-chan is fine with it, would you like to work here? I'll pay you a high salary!”
“I'll think about it. By the way, this er, I mean Nrva-san's house, which way is it?”
“Ah? I think it’s directly north from here, the house with the chimney overgrown with greenery? What? Are you going to carry her there, Ojou-chan?”
“Yes, well...”
“Kaa─h! There aren't many such good kids around! Alright, I got it! I'll carry her.”
“I'll be the one carrying her, so no thanks.”

Even though it’s the loathsome erofu, she is such a beautiful woman and has a bon-kyuu-bon! body. Even if God allows a man to touch that body, I will not, so I’ll have to refuse!

“You’ll do it... are you serious? With Ojou-chan’s thin arms, will you really be okay?”
“Even though I look like this, I work out a lot.”
“I see, then, I’ll leave her to you!”

It’s true that I don't want a man to touch her, but it was my fault that she passed out, so I was responsible for sending her home... that’s kinda what I thought, but I was also genuinely curious about this erofu’s private life, so I wanted to venture into this assault erofu’s home.

I said I work out, but I only gained a healthy body by doping myself with potions, and I haven't grown enough muscle to carry an adult.

So I'm going to use Floating Magic to make Erofu float and parade her around the city in a koala hug.

Tomorrow, news about a grown adult carried home in the arms of a child will be the talk of the city, and it will be extremely embarrassing for her. I'm looking forward to it! Kihihi.

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(T/N: koala hug: probably being cradled like a baby.)

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