CSA 38 - I’m Fucked (Patreon)

Since there is still some time, I go to the request board to check the requests that I can accept at adventurer level 2.

“Finding pet cat, taking care of children, helping in the fields, delivering letters, organizing warehouses, tending a store, collecting mushrooms, collecting eggs, patrolling and investigating the area around the city (combat-type Skill required)”

Fumu fumu, let’s go with patrolling and investigating the area around the city for my Ore TUEEEEEEE.
Well, there are barely any thieves or monsters around the city, so I don't think an ‘I’m strong’ case will happen, but isn’t it okay to look forward to a maybe?
It says that combat-type Skill is required, so I'm sure it will appear when it appears.

I tear off the request form from the board and go and hand it to the receptionist onee-san.

“I’ll take this request.”
“Umm, patrolling and investigating the area around the city, is it, let me check your Skills... eh?”

Kufufu, she’s surprised, she’s surprised.

The receptionist onee-san's eyes went black and white and she began to panic.

* (T/N: eyes went black and white - metaphor for panicking, flustered, confused, etc.)

“Eh? Eh? What is this!? So many skills!?”
“What's wrong?”
“I don’t care what’s wrong! I’m sure you only have Compounding, Synthesis, and Alchemy Skills, right!? Having three skills at that time is already impossible, but... wait, that doesn’t matter right now. How did you get so many Skills in just a few days!? And there are Skills I've never seen or heard of before! Who are you!?”

I'm really happy that you were more surprised than I expected. But I won't tell you.
I want to make you feel anxious about my Skills and get restless every time you see my face.
I want to see Onee-san like that. Grin...

“It’s a secret.”
“Kuh! Can’t you do something about that?!”
“Ee─h, I wonder─?”
“Please, please, please! I'll keep it a secret from everyone!”
“Hmm, but you know─?”
“Is there something you want? Onee-san will buy you anything, so please tell me!”
“I don't really want anything right now.”
“Th-then, what about what you want me to do!? If it’s something Onee-san can do, I'll do anything, so please tell me!”
“Nn, just now, did you say ‘anything’?”
“Y-yes! If you’ll tell me about your skills, I'll do anything!”
“Hmm, anything, huh...?”

If she said “anything,” won’t it get me excited? ...fuhehe.

“Please tell me Onee-san’s name.”
“It’s Stia!”
“Age?”
“26 years old, I’m single!”
“Your hobbies?”
“Listening to the adventurers' drinking stories!”
“Please imitate a cat.”
“Nyaoo─n!”
“Please imitate a female cat in heat.”
“Ha-!? ...Goronya─n! Goronya─n!”
“How cute. This is 1000 El as a thank you.”
“Thanks... wait, that's not it!? Tell me about your skills!”
“Maybe next time. I can take the request, right?”
“Gunununu...!”

She reluctantly stamped the request form.
As I thought, it's super fun teasing an onee-san.

This cheeky brat will get into trouble someday, that's what Otaku-kun from my previous life thought.

“A government investigator will be waiting in front of the town gate, so please join up with her before starting the investigation!”

I splendidly ignored Onee-san as she kept staring at me hatefully and left the Adventurer's Guild. When I arrived at the gate, I found a beautiful Onee-san with long ears and sparkling golden hair waiting for me with her arms folded. I think she's the government investigator that Stia-san was talking about.

I wonder if she’s an elf? She’s probably an elf. I’m sure she’s an elf. There’s no doubt she’s an elf. A proper elf! If she isn’t an elf, I'd be surprised instead.
Still, what a revealing outfit! It’s mostly see-through, her big boobs look like they're going to fall out, she's wearing knee-high socks in one leg, this isn't the kind of outfit you'd show to a 10-year-old kid!
Erofu is the best! YahhhoooOOoOo!

“Truly, thank you very much!!”
“...?”

It was such a treat for my eyes that I couldn't help but bow my head and blurt out my thanks.
Her confused expression is also great!

“Are you the kid that accepted the request?”
“Ah, yes! I’m called Lotorl! Please take care of me!”
“Fufu, it’s good that you're energetic. I'm Nrva. Nice to meet you.”

We shook hands and immediately set out for the investigation. She smells so good...

“The request this time is to patrol and investigate the area around the city, but if we see any monsters, we are supposed to exterminate them immediately. Although I said that, they hardly ever appear.”

An unparalleled beauty is smiling at me!
I'm really glad I accepted this request!

Thank you God!

“...? Is there something on my face?”
“T-there’s nothing! I’m sorry!”
“Really? I guess it’s fine then.”

It seems that I was unconsciously staring at her.
From now on, I have to be careful so as not to be rude! But I can’t help but get curious... I’m a girl after all.

I went on a walking date in the name of investigation with a beautiful elf while patrolling around the peaceful city, and no thieves or monsters that would harm humans appeared, and I was able to successfully complete the request, =that didn’t happen. I had set the flag. Yes, involuntarily but perfectly.

“Um, are you planning to investigate this deep into the forest?”
“...”
“Ummm...?”
“...If it gets really dangerous, I'll save you.”

After saying that, Nrva-san suddenly disappeared, and as I got surprised and dumbfounded into a stock still, the next moment, dozens of wolf-like monsters attacked me.

“Hiii-!?”

Even as I was panicking, I used my Flight Skill to jump up and escape the danger──.

“It hurts!?”

I didn't feel much pain due to my All-Resistance UP Skill, but a sharp object had grazed my cheek.

“Eh...”

A large flock of crow-like monsters was attacking me.

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