CSA 9 - I Tried Teasing the Onee-san Who Lost Her Girl Power (Patreon)

“That’s what happened. So, is it okay if I stay at Onee-san’s house for a while?”

Currently, I am trying to get a room at the house of the Onee-san of the Item Creation Guild.

“O-okay! Lotorl-chan is always welcome! Even though I call it a home, this guild also serves as my home.”
“So that's why there are no people here.”
“Eh, what do you mean?”
“It's nothing”

Onee-san always drinks alcohol every night while complaining every night after all. I can see her suddenly crying or flying into a rage. ※This delusion is fiction and has nothing to do with the real Onee-san.

“More importantly, isn’t there a backpack that can hold an infinite amount of things?”
“You blatantly diverted the conversation, didn’t you? If there was something like that, this guild would be thriving by now.”
“Then, please lend me your normal backpack. I have to carry my things from the inn.”
“Is that so? Wait a minute. Backpack backpack...”

And she rummaged through the junkyard and pulled out a dusty backpack. It's okay though.
Onee-san wiped the dust off with her hands and handed me the backpack with a smile, saying, “Here you go.” That's what I’m talking about!

“I see you've thrown away your girl power.”
“Girl power? What could it be?”

Onee-san tilts her head in puzzlement. So you’ve grown up while remaining a child. I understand. Being an adult is hard, isn’t it?
I'm much more mature than I was in my previous life, so I can properly say “Thank you very much.” How admirable!

I returned to the inn with the backpack I had borrowed on my back, stuffed the Hi-Potion, the Anything Potion Kit, and the appraisal goggles that I put in the shelf into my backpack, and then, with some sarcasm, I thanked the innkeeper for his help.
As an apology, he gave me 10,000 El, but deep down he seemed to look down on me as a child. Formality alone cannot save the heart I see. Jeez.

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It seems the Item Creation Guild will lend me a room on their second floor, so let’s gratefully live there.
This place is also dusty and full of junk. I wonder if I can make a cleaning potion or something. One that will keep the room clean just by hanging it. It might be a good idea to make a spray with my Alchemy Skill.

“Now then, would you like me to give you a Hi-Potion in exchange for lodging?”

When I went down to the first floor and gave 10 bottles of Hi-Potion to Onee-san, Samari-san (38), she froze.

“Ooi, Onee-saan? If you don't come back, I'm going to fondle your boobs, okaay?”
“Ha! Hi-Potion!? Are you really giving it to me for free!?”
“Yes. I'd like to stay here for a while until I buy a house. This also doubles as a greeting for moving in.”
“Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What a capable girl you are!? Would you like to be my daughter?”
“If I become Onee-san’s daughter, I won’t be able to marry you, right?”
“Jeez, you’re teasing me again.”
“We are going to live together from now on, you know? I think that depending on your efforts, there's a good chance we'll have a future together.”
“...But we're both women, and by the time Lotorl-chan grows up, I'll be an old lady, you know?”
“Does age or gender matter in love?”
“Uu-au... Y-you’re teasing me, aren't you?”
“If Onee-san is serious about it, I’ll be serious about it too, okay?”
“Uh, ah, ugu...”

Uwaa, her face is bright red.
I teased her until she cried again? I'm not that much of a demon. Kihihi...!

“Onee-san. If you want to take me, you should do it now when no one's calling dibs on me, you know? No one knows what will happen in the future after all. Ah, do you know Shishido-san from the Adventurer's Guild? I think that guy is pretty good. He promised to give me advice if I have any trouble.”

He completely called dibs on me, didn’t he? Well, I never thought about doing this and that with Shishido-san though, so it doesn't really matter.

Onee-san’s bright red face turned pale all at once. So funny, so funny. I can't stop doing those little devil moves.

“I-if you need advice, I’ll do it! I'll listen to you! Tell me anything! Please!”
“I see. Well then, I'll do that... for now that is.”
“Always! Always consult only with me! Please! Please!”
“Eeh, you're being selfish I see. Then, I'll consult with Onee-san until I buy a house. Ufufu.”
“Thank you very much! Thank you very much!”

Onee-san is completely being played with. How pitiful...
But that's cute, isn't it? Kuhihi.

I was able to play with Onee-san for a while, which relieved me of my frustration at having my magic bag stolen.
I'm giving away the Hi-Potions for free after all, so it's a win-win, right?

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