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For my Rhapsody readers:

IT IS I! YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTHOR WITH NEWS!

For my BLoodline readers:

IT IS I! YOUR DEALER OF TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS AND CUTE GIRLS (ATTEMPTING) TO DO CUTE THINGS!

And for those that are neither...

Hello, I have news.

So...I assume soon enough other Patreon Creators will start complaining to their patreon memberships... But in the weird (AND EXTREMELY WEIRD) case that you lovely fellas only have me as a Patreon Creator...

Here is the TL;DR

Patreon will change how they bill stuff in november, what does that mean?

Well in my sleep deprived self I could find out some things.

Number 1: Apple IOS requires 75 days to bill something, so some creators that depend entirely on this as their income will be screwed since they will be around two months without money (Hope they had some savings cuz man does that suck....)

Number 2: Apple seems that they take a cut, so prices for Apple users may rise to compensate (This means that my tier 10 dll will cost like 13 dlls or maybe 14 dlls if you are buying from Apple)

Number 3: They claim the number 2 will only apply to new patreon members. Not old patreon members, and tbh I don't know how true that is.

Number 4: Apple sucks! I WAS RIGHT!

Number 5: ....don't pay using Apple Wallet, don't feed the apple of distrust e.e

Number 6... Man am I even writting this right? I am sure there is an announcement somewhere about this, anyway I am pinning this and setting it free to read for everyone. So give extra data if I missed something from more smart (And awake) patreon creators~

Comments

Crimson

Well too bad on apple, I'm using Samsung

Crimson

Got tired of them actively sabotaging my phone after 2 new ones come out years ago

hasanul muttaqin

thank you microsoft, as shitty as you are i know you're better

S10NN4CH

Duuuude I jumped ship YEARS ago. The second I was old enough to buy my own phone. I'm glad to keep hearing my thoughts were valid.

Beeees!

Yoo, wtf. Acting like patreon is just an app on thier app store and not its own fully fledged company with a website, wtf

Falxie

Eh i who the fuck uses apple wallet/pay anyway? LOLW as if I wasn’t paying enough taxes anyway and apple charging extra seems to be just an avoidable tax to me

username4816

Phone is for messages and internet browsing.

Fuyge

From my experience number 2/3 should be true. Even if a creator makes price changes to a tier it doesn’t retroactively apply to existing subs.

Fuyge

It’s not about apply pay but just buying it on apple more specifically in the app on an iOS. Any in app purchases apple takes a cut and Patreon is trying to compensate for that.

Athena Alexandria

I needed to upgrade my phone anyways, sounds like now is the time to finally make the plunge and switch to android