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In which we...well, you'll see. Fingers crossed Neil D*Grasse T*son isn't subscribed to this patreon. 


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Peter C.

Oh look, "Jennifer Love Hewitt Batman with a penis" is trending on Pornhub.

Anonymous

I have subconscious dream evidence that Nick is the straightest person alive. I will take no further questions at this time.

Anonymous

We know that they'd check down there fairly quickly after a body swap as evidenced by "A Monologue for Three".

Dakota Shank

No one is straighter than me.

Gregory Storkan

Charmingly unhinged and delightfully penis-riddled as ever. And I would absolutely check out my new body's dick immediately. But when you're dreaming do you just choose a totem or do you have to wait until you notice something reliably weird? What if you're lucid dreaming and your totem is your dick? Then if you wake up one day and find yourself staring down at Neil DeGrasse Tyson's dick between your legs, how would you even know if you body switched or if you're just dreaming? OR EMILIA ERHART'S DICK FOR THAT MATTER.

AJ

Who's editing these videos? Give them a raise.

Brian Coari

I have watched every video you've ever made and for the first time I'm having trouble wrapping my head around this. I love it, thank you so much!

Justin Alexander

Y'all should've pitched this to Black Mirror.

Anonymous

Feels like the dream mostly just tells us that Nick is into attractive ladies in super hero movies. Too bad that won’t have any relevance to his life.

Anonymous

how much I gotta patreon to see Nick do his “I’m possessed by Neil de grasse Tyson and I’m dismantling Neil de grasses Tyson’s allegations on Kimmel” bit

Anonymous

To be fair some of us were searching that before this video

Nick S

This needs to be a recurring theme. Nick's new catchphrase!

Anonymous

We learned that Nick is aware of and enjoys futanari content.

Anonymous

Maybe I need a tinfoil hat, but this episode was all hidden references to “Morning Routine”, “Accidental Text”, “Pool Party”, “A Monologue for Three”, and “Fudge.”

Anonymous

As a pilot, I am qualified to confirm Amelia Earhart's dick resembles Neil DeGrasse Tyson in a batman costume. Been following you guys as far back as I can remember. Got tickets to your show in New Orleans next month. Can't wait to see it.

Sam Pinnelas

Hey guys, Neil DeGrasse Tyson here. I just body swapped into this guy who is subscribed to your Patreon. Haven't watched this episode of Cash Grab yet, but I'm excited to dive in

Anonymous

Ugh. I love these vids but they keep stopping every minute or two on my phone, forcing me to reload the page. Is anyone else having this problem?

Anonymous

I literally cannot get past 1:43. It stops there and I can't get it to move past it!!

Anonymous

I am visiting Toronto the week before your show and I am going to be bummed forever about missing it.

Anonymous

Anyone else use 'batoot' in their day-to-day existence because of these guys and Fudge?

Aaron Davidson

I am a psychologist, but like, in dream-analysing, and that dream means Brian is gay and no one is straighter than Nick.

Barrett

In "A Monologue for Three" they body swap and immediately check out their dick. Now we know that was all Nick