#23 - What happened during our 2nd date (Patreon)

We met for nice and civilized dinner, like a normal couple.

We ordered our tickets at the box office, like a normal couple.

We bought popcorn and confectionary, like a normal couple.

As if the universe despised us for being so normal, the theater ran out of butter for the popcorn. Never, in a million years, did we think we would ever have to check if they had butter before ordering popcorn.

Interestingly, we both had very different reactions to this turn of events.

I was reeling from the shock and disappointment, and considered demanding a refund as well as lecturing the manager, like a good decadant American consumer.

She however, though surprised, was unperturbed, and instead insisted we make our way to our assigned seating.

Once we got ourselves situated, without warning, she began taking off her clothes.

"What the fuck are you doing!?"

"I know where we can get some popcorn butter."

"Huh?"

"A trick I learned from my ex-girlfriend."

Her stiffening cock told me all I needed to know.

"You're crazy!" I stand up, grabbing at her clothes trying to salvage the situation.

"Look, I know futanari cum is not the same, but it's actually a pretty viable substitute. It's actually even better than the real thing if she has a healthy diet. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it."

"That's not the problem! There are other people here!"

"Yes there are. And I've made it abundantly clear how many fucks I give, haven't I?"

With me unable to mount a proper reply, she pushed me back into my seat, grabbed a dildo she happened to be carrying in her purse, and mounted herself above me.

"Hold the popcorn. This'll only take a few minutes. I'll be done before the trailers start."

I didn't dare look at the people in front of us to see if they noticed. Needless to say, this was one of the longest and most embarrassing few minutes of my life.