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Poisoned

Kaciart

I was imagining this was some royal event and the headlines the next day are all about the Princes advisor embarrassing himself by drinking too much

falling around the place

throwing up

Turns out a server came over to Ignis while he was with Noct with some snacks

Ignis picked 2 off for him and Noctis

Noct: 'whats in it?'

'You wont even taste the vegetables Noctis'

avarii

And Ignis works so hard to cultivate his image too

Kaciart

'But i'll know theyre there'

Ignis sighs and eats them both

He'll grab the cheese ones for Noctis when they come around

turns out they were poisoned

and laced with enough that one would do damage

Fortunately for Ignis, everyone who knows him personally knows he doesnt drink at events

So when this happens rather than sending him home he's immediately checked out

and the headlines go from 'A Royal Embarrassment'

to 'Saved by the Bell...pepper'

So Ignis has a rough night but it was caught on time

hors d'oevre ...hors MURDER

Theyre like '....glad theyre having fun i guess'

Ignis would enjoy them