Baiter you than me (Patreon)

Ellaygee

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Gladio and Noctis are poking through an office

maybe hes some Empire official

'That looks sweet, can I have a taste?'

'Sure' *holds out the drink* guy does obscene things to the straw

Proms like 'hoo boy, they better hurry up'

Ignis is keeping watch on the corner

incase he decides to leave so he can warn the other two

saltslimes

prom is probably doing better than they expected

Kaciart

Prom gets him back chatting

A few minutes later 'mine doesnt taste nearly as nice, can i have another taste?'

'Sure but maybe we should just order you o-mmphhh'

Ignis chokes

'What???'

Says Noctis over the earpiece

'What happened?'

''N-nothing, Prompto has it under control'

Prom is like 'dude you have to ASK'

'Well can i?'

'Nope, you gotta get back into my good books now'

He wants to get into Promptos something alright

When they're ready to go Ignis will probably accidentally spill his water on the guy

and it gives Prompto an out

And when the guy flips out at Ignis

Prom plays the 'put off by his temper' card

And he's like 'w-wait no D:'

'Ah...I gotta go...'

Gets out and is like 'cmon iggy, give it to me'

Noct squawks in the earpiece

'WHAT?'

Prom holding his hand up for a fistbump

'Certainly Prompto, shall we return to the leville?'

 Asidian

He won't get out of theat office alive XD

Hahaha Ignis

Omg

What a troll XD

Kaciart

Gladio did all the work

Noctis was too busy asking what was going on

'whats he doing now???'

'he's still just talking Noctis'

i kind of imagined Gladio being an ass

And being like 8D 'shame you can't pick up girls like you can pick up guys'

And Prom is like 'you sound jealous 8D'

And SO BEGINS their new game

whish is like Legolas and Gimli

The meet in the loos

'5' '...damn...3 and a half'

'What's a half Gladio?'

'We got interrupted'

'Doesnt count! youre at 3!'

Collecting kisses

Noct is going to have an aneurism

'Can I order them to stop?'

'No.'

'Why not?'

'Abuse of power'

Prom pops up beside them

'Wanna be my 7 and 8?'

'...........go on then'

Gladio is like 'You CHEAT'

 Asidian

Omg Gladio

Peeved that prom's winning XD

Kaciart

yeah he'd be a proper sore loser

I kind of imagine his Noct kiss would be like

...i dont want to stop

throwing a look back at Noctis as he moves on

He still has to beat Gladio tho