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Hello everyone! 

It is I, your friendly neighborhood TJ, here to provide you with an update on the latest Abandon Hope, which I first teased a little over a month ago. This delay has been extremely unprofessional on my part, but I’m sure that you understand that a huge part of the reason for the hold-up has been this terrible Covid-19 pandemic and all of the challenges that it has brought. 

We were all extremely bummed out when the studio set that we have been working on for months, which was supposed to premiere last week, had to be put on hiatus. We are now focused on recording episodes remotely using a modification of our old set-up. We are also devastated that the expensive Dank Dungeons and Drunken Dragons studio that we spent thousands of dollars on is collecting dust, and the launch of that show looks to be postponed until this horrible crisis finally comes to an end.

It is largely due to my extreme frustration towards these events that I have yet to deliver on Abandon Hope, a show that takes a lot of time to set-up and perform. However, I am beginning to adjust to this new status quo and I have begun working on gathering suitable videos for the March episode. 

I expect that, failing some new catastrophe, you will be seeing the new episode very soon. Please bear with us as this annoying plague throws us into disarray and disorientation. Please understand that so many of the plans we had for the Pessimist Productions are currently on hold while we struggle to even maintain the status quo during this time of turmoil and uncertainty. 

We hope that you are all well, and that your families and friends are all well, and that you are taking all necessary precautions to stay safe out there. 

Love, 

TJ Kirk and The PP Crew 

 

Comments

Anonymous

Scammer situation

Michael Sims

Take your time. Also, you and other YouTubers are keeping us all sane during this. Fuck anyone who says it's not a real job.

Anonymous

"The PP Crew"

Anonymous

Even though it's not what I wanted to hear thanks for the update. Hope everyone is well

Anonymous

Thank you all for the hard work

Anonymous

Thanks for putting out content while this is going on!

Till Busch

PP Crew lol

Craplatte

Don't worry about it, just be safe.

Richard Greenwood

SCAMMED AGAIN BY THE INFAMOUS FAMILY OF SCAMMERS, THE KIRKS thanks for the update tho <3

Anonymous

Get covid in the centre of your asshole, cheejay

Anonymous

I ❤️ PP

Azath Hallow

You guys are good. Keep doing your best

SarahJRandomNumbers

Scammed again! Seriously though, take your time. I'd rather you put your heart into it rather than shitting one out just to fill a quota.

Marc Geener

Is Coronavirus delaying the RV trip too?

Mr. Big Stuff

I love you sexy scammers stay safe no worries. We patrons and by default those YouTube peasants have been well fed.

Anonymous

I would love to suck on that PP, you hairy fucks ❤️💜💙

Anonymous

But for real I doubt anyone cares. Particularly here. I'd genuinely be shocked to learn that anyone here is a new follower of yours. I know I've been around for somewhere around a decade. Shit happens. We also know you're a depressed, ADHD procrastinator who would sit in his own funk in the same place for days if not for the need to get more food and cigarettes. Just chill 🤷‍♀️

Anonymous

Thanks for the update, happy to know that we will see another DD&DD in the future :D

Anonymous

The PP crew :D

Pengmaeda

Excuse me? Couldn’t hear ya, too many sets of 5 dollar patrons balls in your throat. I mean damn TJ, did you really write this post? It sounded way too nice, like creepily nice coming from you...woo boy. It really is the end of the fucking world. Paul’s no longer a pessimist and TJ isn’t being a huge asshole. What has the world come to?! What’s next? Scotty talking more softly and quietly?!

Anonymous

I love you TJ fondle my balls

Anonymous

everything is delayed, so it's not just you. sorry about your frustrations. i know how you feel. honestly, I have a 3 month DFF backlog, so take your time. lol

Anonymous

Don't worry, ill ways support you. You can scam me out of my $5 a month no matter how long we have to wait for more delicious content

Anonymous

In other words, TJ has committed yet another error. TJ stole all the toilet paper, burnt the studios down, got his ass kicked by Scotty and caught coranaids from Porl. TJ was last seen with Stevie buying an RV rambling about a road trip to the moon. The last person to see him alive was his dealer, we are told he bought "two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that he needed all that for the trip, but once TJ gets locked into a serious drug collection, his tendency is to push it as far as he can.” HST Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Anonymous

I don't pay you to grovel. Pull up or pull out. Also fuck you, scottie :) PAUL DID NOTHING WRONG.

Anonymous

A better speech, for the people, than any of Trump's.

Anonymous

You too TJ. Please cut back on the cigs. Drink plenty of water!

Anonymous

No worries at least we're going to get more ddndd and im more than willing to be scammed out of 10 bucks every month for you salty beautiful bastards

Anonymous

No problem man. We have plenty of content to enjoy in the meantime!

Anonymous

No problem guys you feed is with more content then any other patreon I have ever seen just be safe and take as much time as you want

Anonymous

Thx for the message, I understand your situation. As long as the weekly episodes keep coming, I will continue paying. Can´t wait for that DnD episode tho :) Good things come to those who wait. Take care DFF crew and thx for all the content you produce.

Anonymous

Honestly, it's only $5. Rather get content later than rampant disease for you guys.

Anonymous

This is a fucking hoax! TJs dead!!!Scotties half way to Mexico by now and Paul is blowing a load over Yellow Stone!!!

Anonymous

I pay you 10 bucks a month to write nice comments in chat boxes that precludes the general public, take your time.

Anonymous

We could use the Drunken dragons studio as a base when society collapses rolling dice and singing horrible satanic incantations that bellows out from the studio to the clean asses of the apocalypse

CJEngine

I miss your faces but as long as content goes up im here. Sets or no. Stay safe fuckos.

Anonymous

I love you guys and I am sad.

Mchiggin

Haha PP Crew.

Noah Abrams-Smith

TJ and the PP Crew is my favorite band

Anonymous

The most important think: it's to be safe now. I really appreciate that you guys make an effort to keep delivering good entertainment and amusement shows. Thanks for all.

Anonymous

the best thing about the pandemic is, i don't have to feel like a useless piece of shit for playing games all day. #iheartcorona

Anonymous

I love you guys!!! Stay safe out there!

Ricklyn Manchez

My dude. Failing everything else, you have kept me entertained for over ten years on YouTube. I know that even when these long term plans fall through, that you guys have demonstrated the commitment to make sure that you have something for us to enjoy, even if it has to be low tech, you guys make it work. Because you never stop. And you never will.

Mdxfiend

I'm not tripping dawg. This thing is fucking with literally everyone's lives somehow

Regan Thompson

The fact that you guys are still cranking out content is awesome ! Keep it up we will be patient! Long live the pp crew

Anonymous

Cheejay scotty and old Prickle bush at it again too busy fighting alien tentacle monsters to make the content when will they learn silly boys

Anonymous

The pessimists are fat fucks with lung damage, so they better stay the fuck home and stay godddamned safe. I love you assholes.

Anonymous

Hahah! PP crew, sounds like penis! Now, I got this out of my system, dont you worry yall. I perfectly understand, you take all the time you need so you be all safe. I dont want nothing to happen to my favorite crew of all times! Been following TJ for years and DFF since almost the start. So dont you worry, take all the time yall need.

Anonymous

Your security and safety comes first. Honestly I hope the best to ya guys.

Anonymous

Hey no worries TJ and the rest of DFF. I think everyone has been troubled by the COVID-19 pandemic, just take your time my man. Stay safe you guys! It's a scary time we are in.

Anonymous

Don’t sweat it TJ. There is plenty of existing content I have yet to watch and I’m sure others do as well. Also, I wrote a coronavirus Pirate chantey if you want to check that out on AH. https://youtu.be/XpQrXYHeGxM

Anonymous

Heh heh, "the pp crew"

Anonymous

we as fans understand, stay safe DFF crew.

Robert Wolf

Hey TJ don't worry. We don't want Pessimist Production members to drop like flies. We need them around after all!

Anonymous

Scam situation.

Anonymous

Wash your hands boys <3

Kid Wizard

Where the fuck is the grease trap? Scammed again!

Anonymous

I wish i could see TJ, just him. Alone in a semi lit room.

Xenos Nassar

I understand it's hard to adjust. I won't mind short episodes from a potato cam though, so don't be too worried about quality until you adjust to the new norm, I say. If you only churn out a little new content in the near future, I as a patron, will be happy, because I understand it's difficult times right now.

Anonymous

Abandon hope: covid-19 edition.

Anonymous

Ha. The PP crew.

Anonymous

Atleast you can work from home, you shite

Anonymous

How do we know you guys didn’t start COVID-19. Kinda weird how right when we were supposed to get all this new content this “virus” came out of nowhere. I’m onto you morherfuckers.

Anonymous

It can wait. Just don't catch the plague.

Anonymous

hehe..PP Crew

Anonymous

It's okay to take a break man, hell maybe even take two breaks

Anonymous

We've been scammed again.

Anonymous

TLDR. But I know it’s Scotty’s fault.

Anonymous

Dammit Tj I need content! Glad nothing major has happened to anyone, good on you guys for keeping your distance from Paul the Coronal virus ball. But seriously I need content, I'm so fucking bored. Missouri is starting a quarantine in a day or two.

Anonymous

TJ can you unblock me on Twitter? My username is @therobdance

Anonymous

Get to work you pussies

Anonymous

Scottie is the greatest DFF member

Edvard Lundgren

Grease Trap shows are getting to be about as long as the regular show at this point.

Moony Reel

What did Paul do now?

Tyler

Are you guys doing a movie commentary this month?