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Coming in with that early Friday episode for those in different time zones. 

Here's the joke for today:

"What does a Borg-Again Christian say?

  Rᴇsɪsᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ sᴇʀᴍᴏɴɪᴢɪɴɢ ɪs ғᴜᴛɪʟᴇ."

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Possible Futures: Part 2

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Anonymous

Was waiting and looking forward to this. Time to make the rest of my work shift more interesting!

Anonymous

Ass and titties

Anonymous

Oh shit I'm gonna cum! Esspecially after Paul covered that Jake Paul song at the beginning.

Anonymous

Thank you! I'm bored as shit, lol

Anonymous

Jizzum

Anonymous

Where's Abandon Hope?

Dakota Taylor

Thank u 4 early episode niggas

Poop Poop

Early! Pooooooop 💩

Anonymous

I don't know what it is but for the past few months this show has gotten increasingly dry and uninteresting. It feels like there is no passion behind DFF. Sometimes it's like I'm watching a powerpoint made by 3 uninterested teenagers, instead of a show made by 3 talented entertainers.

Anonymous

I assure you, the buffet has not ceased in its delicious bountifulness. If you are too full to feast, then that's a shame.

HalleyHeroine

Great show as always. As an opioid addict, I think it would be really interesting if you guys would consider doing an episode about the Opioid Epidemic in America. I’m sure there is plenty of meat on that bone, from the social and economic issues that drive opioid abuse, the government doubling-down on its “war on drugs” by tightening prescription regulations, and even some conspiracy level shit when it comes to Purdue Pharma’s claim that OxyContin was “non-addictive”. And there is at least a dozen other angles that you could approach the issue from.

Anonymous

This was the best episode in a while, and that's not to discredit your other recent episodes.

Anonymous

Love these two episodes

Azazel

Paul needs to die , or at the vary least severely punished for that every day bro bull shit. I normally like Paul & not one to really bitch and moan but that was a step to far. The blood price MUST be paid !!

Canadian Attack Moose

Dff I think I speak for much of the fan base when I say we love you lot, and wish you a safe course through this chaos right now. Best of luck, stay safe.

ChancesRslim

was there a possible futures part one that I missed?

Anonymous

Injecting Paul with coronvirus by fucking him in the ass, and when his ass is open sneezing into it lmao

Anonymous

At least the first article I've noticed of a spring breaker getting sick. https://futurism.com/neoscope/spring-breaker-coronavirus

Over stuffed

The audio was rely good in this episode , thank you

Gary Czernick

I'll have the lowest china social score.Because nobody is like me. I'm outcasted by outcasts, I'm morbid as hell, I want my ruler too be a machine, I flat out refuse too waste loyalty on a human. I'm for the borg future.

Gary Czernick

Wouldn't be hard for aliens too destroy us. Just guid a planetoid on a collision course too earth, or just run a high gravity device around our oart cloud and shower the inner planets with comets thus starting a second heavy bombardement period. No need for expensive invasion fleets.

Anonymous

Why destroy us when you could enslave us like cocoa farmers or Morty's? Were just a bunch of Morty's to those sentient fuks! Fuck that shit!

Anonymous

Fuck yes <3 Transhumanism episode

Anonymous

47:57: tj says to paul "I do know how to fold a fitted sheet if you ever want me to show you." lmao!!!

Anonymous

The government of the People's Republic of China lie about their own statistics all the time, including their GDP and their economic growth rate. So whatever the CCP state media says, take it with a truckload of salt, because they are masters of propaganda

Anonymous

Unimatrix Zero is one of my favorite episodes of Voyager