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You wanted a vlog - you get a vlog! Unfortunately, so far, this has been the only video I've been able to make this month. But better than nothing, I think. Trust me when I say I've been working my ass off... It just hasn't produced anything worth publishing yet but I'm fighting on. In the meantime, I made you this extra long vlog so you can see the world through my eyes when I'm not depressed. 

The text is an easter egg - if you watch actively, pay attention and pause to read, you get extra jokes and stuff. Otherwise, just enjoy the 4k footage of a fun Friday night and ignore my hideous cracking and scabbed mouth. It keeps doing that and is a nightmare to put makeup on. I burn through lip balm like no human being ever should. Oh well. 


I hope you like watching me defy Mercury retrograde! 

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Defying Mercury Retrograde

My mouth corners crack and scab like crazy and are a nightmare to put makeup on. Maybe I should start supplementing for B2. This has been going on for months. I forgot what it's like to be able to open my mouth without it tearing and bleeding. I've been eating my burgers with a fork and knife. I just wanna be normal again.

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Joshua M. Murphy

Well. That was fun. All kinds of good funsies rolled up in one. Drunkness silly mode. Sober sarcastic editor mode. Furballs. And those tacos looked *amazing*. I'm jealous of the tacos... and the furballs. At least I have coffee (and get to live vicariously for the rest)!

Anonymous

Drunk Ally is hilarious.