chapter 3 The emergency food (Patreon)

As soon as I was elf ported into the townhouse of the Black family I didn't feel nauseated as I should when traveling with a wizarding apparition or portkeys or even fireplace travel. All of the wizarding travel is based on going through a space tube from one place to another.

12 Grimmauld palace is such a dreary place children of Black families had been raised here and with a person such as Walburga no wonder they are insane and do stupid things even regulus did idiotic things, in the end, mocking the dark lord himself I wonder what kind of face Voldemort will make if I retrieve that fake locket and send it to him.

Calm down first and have something to eat then see what I have to do now for the maximum benefits.

I am starting my journey for multiverses and fate might be angry I stole harry potter. So if you are listening to me then gimme some good luck.

It is needed. People underestimate the harry potter world too much. Here a capable Wizard can mess with your memories and modify them, with the help of the imperio curse there is nothing he can't make you do. Even novice and weak wizards can do big blasts with bombarda look at peter Pettigrew he killed 12 people with a single curse.

Power of teleportation, infinite storage space with the help of space extension bags, and that damn suitcase of newt scamander that guy had an army of magical beasts inside his bag, Fiend-fire a contiguous flame that burned the entire room of requirement.

Not to forget their potions that make you tell truth, make you sick puppy in love or slave to another, Polyjuice is so good for framing others and I don't understand how the wizarding world hasn't doomed itself to date.

Perhaps that's why wizards are stupid and they are not looking for a cure.

Let's open the dimension, shall we?

In front of me opens a portal similar to the one from the start of Genshin impact just blue in color.

As soon as I stepped inside I realized there was nothing in there except a grass field and a small house but I was proven wrong as I had a midget floating in front of me.

She has thick white hair cropped just above her shoulders, dark purple eyes, and light skin. In some official art, the tip of one of her front hair locks fades to black.

She wears a long-sleeved white jumper and a night-blue cape flecked with stars, and white stockings with white boots. Rose-gold embroidery and shapes are attached to her jumper, boots, and sleeves.

Her accessories are a dark blue hairpin, almost black, and a rose-gold tiara that levitates above her head as though it was a halo.

" Look all you want isn't every day you meet a fairy?"

"PAIMON the emergency food?!!!"

" Damn you aether!Do you really think in the entire omniverse there is only one Paimon or one Mari?"

"I am the spirit of this dimension was sent here to help you so you don't die without providing any entertainment."

"what do you mean?"

" you know all those hiatus fanfics, manga, games, tv shows, and animes that you wish to watch but they are always on hiatus?"

"Yes, they are so many of them."

"let's just say they were all boring and a particular rob hit the reset button. You see for being as powerful as them watching an entire one piece can be done in a few minutes so they sent images or dreams of that place to particular talented people so they make new variations of the same story and they can have more entertainment. And even then some people write fanfictions on these stories and they have even more entertainment."

(Authors Note: Oda if you died without completing one piece perhaps the world will find a way to raise you from the dead to read the ending.)

"F8ck."

"Indeed look at Famdoms like Harry Potter, Naruto, Twilight, Supernatural, Inyusha, Percy Jackson, Pokemon, and Doctor who even after so many years don't want to die."

"Indeed it is a bit unnatural" damn it is kinda scary it isn't even one day in my new life I am already questioning it.

"Ehehe so I hope you can make your journey as entertaining as possible so many people are waiting on it."

" Don't drop bombs on me like that anyway are you the ancient god who kidnapped the sister of aether?"

"You know you can find out by traveling to the world of genshin in the future."

Damn who said paimon is dumb this is the best disguise there is god knows how much money people have spent on gacha.

"Now come here let the farm dimension take care of the scar and your body."

<A soul fragment has been detected><Assimilate><soul strengthened><new skill acquired parseltongue>. <parseltongue: Language of Ancient snakes. Can be used to heal and command serpentine beings>

<Magic strengthen>

<Host has some latent talent for  Metamorphmagus, but can only change hair and eye colors.>

<Black Bloodline srengthen>

when I was still numb from all the poking the damn dimension did with my body. It seems I got the bringing the farm to another world system. It was a damn op thing hehe I am gonna have so much fun.

"Kreacher come inside with the locket"

Kreacher popped away and appear again with a black locket with green and silver linings with an eerie aura. If I remember correctly then the Horcrux show person holding their worse fear akin to heart demons of the cultivation world.

< low-level intelligent creature detected>

<Removing the flaws strengthen the magic>

<dimension magic absorbing ability strengthen>

<a soul fragment has been detected><Assimilate><soul strengthened>

<Gained minor mind resistance>

Kreacher smiled ear to ear as he watched his master's last order complete the bastard's face was quite disturbing and it should be, he was after all a mad elf of a black family who was carrying Horcrux as it was his lucky charm for more than 6 years.

Damn, I want to find all the Hocruxes as soon as possible and three hallows if they are given by death will I become a god.

"A minor god."

What will happen next willThe black madness and shrewdness of paimon and our protagonist turn the world upside down find out in the next chapter of The really long journey.

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