chapter 2 (Patreon)

And once again our recently dead man comes back to life and has only one question that which any sane man would have in his situation. And god knows how many would buy their own trucks to get killed to experience the joy of isekai.

"where the fucking hell am I?"

The surrounding was dark he was half asleep on a poorly conditioned small bed even his feet were dangling down the bed.

"Freak get up and make breakfast." Only one person in the entire multiverse of entertainment who uses freak and breakfast in one sentence. Petunia Dursley is one of the most idiotic characters in harry potter. She had a little sister who could do magic if she just make lily do some magic here and there she could have been rich beautiful and whatnot. I don't believe there was no such thing as magical beauty products and the world knows what can't a beautiful woman can do.

I personally think it is dumbledore who did some mumbo jumbo on harry so the hand-me-down clothes broken glasses and bullying of harry in school were unseen by everyone.

And that answers that question let's hope the universe doesn't have a dark Dumbledore, the ministry of the afterlife who can reset the world to a specific timeline, or the master of death Harry Potter, or the dragon king Potter or Mr. Black who is an immortal Harry Potter who traveled to the beginning of the magic on earth and has seen rise and fall of civilizations.

"I am awake aunt petunia."

‘Let's make the British breakfast, how hard can it be to make bacon and eggs?'

And hence the daily life of the Dursley household began and they didn't notice that their nephew was not there anymore

"Dudley, go get the newspaper." said the walrus of a man with no neck and a big mustache.

One and only Vernon Dursley poor guy married into a family of witches. And I was always curious where his hate for magic comes from. I think it was at lily's wedding something James must have used a prank spell on him and the poor guy was helpless. The feeling of helplessness in the mid-thirties can change anybody. There is a reason why the need for therapy is increasing and psychologists charge so much for it on an hourly basis. In one of the fanfictions, he was related to the umbridge what a dark story that was!

But who knows for sure, hehe?

"Make the freak get it." said the mini walrus of the house Dudley Dursley. I hope when I leave this house he will be brought up like an average child, not someone who was given everything in his life just to make Harry jealous and miserable. They gave old harry a sock on Christmas and locked him up in his cupboard without food. Just out of spite.

"Boy, go get the newspaper."

"yes, Uncle Vernon," said Mari serving the breakfast.

Now looking at the newspaper the date was 31st July 1987.After completing the chores of today looking outside the lawn if someone was spying on him except the squib cat lady next door. After all, Dumbledore and his group of KFC were Harry potter stalking group.

Once inside the cupboard," Let's turn this world upside down."

Now I understand why in Naruto and one piece people take names of their jutsu and attack, you can be chunni in fantasy worlds.

Let's figure out the magic of this world let's see if it is muscle-based magic core or comprehension-based magic no matter what I will be the strongest Magic user not in the U.K. or the world or the entire universe but across all the multiverses. After all magic users are as hard to kill as cultivators.

First," Kreacher!!!" No response, huh?

Let's hope fanon is true in this world," Kreacher, I as the godson of heir Sirius Black and grandson of Dorea black Summon you."

'pop'

In front of me was an old crooked form of Kreacher the house elf who tricked harry potter into going to the department of mysteries where later Sirius died.

"What does mud blood want with Kreacher"

"you know Kreacher I am harry potter and I am imprisoned with these muggles can you take grimmuald place safely."

"why Kreacher help a mud blood who will dirty the house of black with me."

"Kreacher do you want the one who carries the black blood to live as a house elf for muggles and I can help you with Reguala's last wish."

"How do you know of master Reggie's last wish"

"MAGIC."

I always wanted to do that, hehe.

"I can destroy the necklace Kreacher plus I want to make house black strong again let's just say today is a lucky day for you and house black."

"Why should Kreacher believe anything you say."

"Toujours Pur."

The old elf was stunned,

"I will take you there"

"hehe, Kreacher you don't know how much chaos we gonna make in the life others after all we want to live a peaceful life we must have to keep top-dogs life as hectic as possible."