If I Had To Say, I Would Say I Am A Evil Magician 65 (Patreon)

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Mira couldn't understand. For her to absorb what the self-proclaimed『The Ultimate Gentleman』 said, there's all too much, that was lacking.

"Erm......Asch-san"

"What is it?"

"Just now......what did you say?"

"Fuu......not just your head, even your ears are bad? I just said to them, 『With this money, you can go purchase some nice women』"

"......"

Apparently, she wasn't hearing things.

The man before her eyes, was all too repulsive, she seriously suspected that she herself had ended up going crazy, but Mira reaffirmed, that apparently, it's the sleazebag before her eyes who's crazy.

"You're the worst! The worst, the worst, the worst, the worst!"

"Wha, what is it, you sure are noisy"

"You are the number one Dark Magician on the continent, right? Can't you swiftly finish off the bandits with some amazing magic!?"

"Fuu......I hate barbaric things. Regrettably, I don't possess such boorish ideas"

"......uu"

At the all too rotten words, the boorish beautiful young girl is speechless.

"Well, watch. I'll make them stop their act of violence that's barbaric to no end with the civility that doesn't exist in you, and resolve it with a peaceful and constructive proposal for you to see"

'Fufun', the ill-natured Dark Magician smirks.

"Ar, aren't you just throwing money!?"

"I'd like you to call it a present. A meagre expression of gratitude towards my life benefactor, and the price towards a peaceful and constructive resolution"

"I am the one who removed your chain though!?"

"I properly established a contract with you, didn't I. In other words, it's an fair trade"

"Guu......then, please properly help me in a way that I can be convinced!"

"In the details of the contract, there's nothing like that"

"Gugu......"

Frustrating.

A hot-blooded beautiful young girl, who absolutely doesn't want to be out-talked by such a shitty fellow, she is.

"In, in the first place!『purchase women』......you sure have the gall to say such a deplorable thing huh!? I am shocked to hear that you are an ultimate gentleman!"

"......fuu"

"Di, di, did you just snort!? You laughed, didn't you!?"

"Aah, I laughed. At your overwhelming lack of insight, I ended up snorting, unconsciously"

"Ki――i"

Asch presses with one hand, the forehead of Mira who snaps and punches at him.

"My, my......resorting to violence right away......what a wretched young girl. Listen up, alright? Prostitution is being operated freely and publicly on this continent, isn't it.  I don't quite understand, what's deplorable with, putting that fact into words"

"......you don't understand!? Do you real―ly, not understand"

"Aah. I don't understand, not at all. In the first place, them degrading themselves into bandits, is due to their misfortune, I wonder why don't you understand?"

"......"

"Listen up, alright? Let's make them rich. If we do that, at the very least, they won't shoulder the risk of forcefully violating shabby-looking and uncivilised young girls like you, and as a result, arrested and sentenced to death, and they can fulfil their desire. Why, you ask? It's because they can buy it with money. It's because money is the only way to fulfil the desire of they, whose character and appearances are both rotten"

"......"

"As for the women who are selling themselves, there are probably all kinds of people. Women who are open when it comes to sex, women who are doing it and can't stop even if they want to because of their family situation, women who are being forced to do it. However, it's clear that the chances of them being able to fulfil their own desire with consent on both sides become higher, right?"

"Th, they can just fall in love and make love to each other normally, can't they!?"

Mira, she said, something that's very much a given.

"......don't say such pitiful things to them"

The Dark Magician, he makes a terribly, pained expression.

"Pi, pitiful?"

"Take a look! Take a look at their appearances. Hideous, right? No, not just that. They're the kind who forcefully violate women for the sake of their own desire, in other words, the scums amongst scums, you know? Both their appearances and personalities are rotten to the core. Do you think any decent woman will fall in love with such them? No way, right! Even if they went around on both knees begging the women on the entire continent, they're destined to not get their hands on the luxury known as『love』their whole life"

"......"

"Listen up, alright? There are qualifications needed to love somebody. They're pitiful, pathetic, scums, who, unfortunately, couldn't acquire those qualifications"

"......"

Mira, she thought.

'Yo......you didn't have to go that far'

"However......for you to say such frightening things......could it be, you have never fallen in love before?"

The Dark Magician swiftly points his finger.

"So, something like that doesn't matter, right!?"

The romance virgin who got struck right on the mark and took several steps back.

"Good grief......naivety is scary huh. It's because you don't know how difficult love is. When making love come to fruition is an extremely difficult task even for a gentleman like me, who's equipped with everything; knowledge, appearances, and wealth"

"......"

Mira, she strongly, thought.

'I would think so!'

"Now then, you people. Go ahead and pick this money up! No need to hold back. I hope that with this money, it'll be possible for you to legally, and consensually, purchase women. A gentleman like me is magnanimous even to deplorable and sleazy lowlife like you people, who are unable to fulfil your own desires unless you forcefully violate women. With a heart like the ocean and generosity like the mountain, I shall be charitable even to you people"

While preaching loudly, Asch scatters the money.

However,

No longer, were any of the bandits, picking up that money.

"......I'll kill you!"

"Eh?"

"You bastard――――――! I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you!"

The bandits with a terrifying amount of bloodlust, they launch their attack, at Asch.

"......why"

"Isn't it because you're an absolute idiot!?"

Mira retorted powerfully.