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Ally McBeal S03E13 - Pursuit Of Loneliness FULL REACTION (Patreon)

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2023-03-09 16:24:05
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Brandon Wiesner

It felt like they just said let's see how it is if we do an episode where everyone's out of character. Very weird choices. Not a great episode IMO.

Patrick - Excelsior

To answer your question from last weeks comments. Pygmies are a race of indigenous peoples of the Congo regions of Africa. They, as a people tend to be much shorter in height than other peoples of the world. They average around 1.5m in height. They live mainly on food they hunt or forage for themselves. In the 50s and 60s they were wrongly stereotyped as viscous killers in movies and TV. They live a harsh life with most dying from various diseases and infections (common in the moist hot jungle) as they have no access to modern medicine. The average life span for a pygmy is only about 16 to 24 years.

Patrick - Excelsior

I laughed when the guy jumped over the counter and you said "little over the top". Yes it was. Then you said it again right before Ally poured her cappuccino "a little over the top" of his head. LOL. BTW, they either sell cold cappuccino there or Ally just burned the hell out of his face and eyes with that drink, not once but twice. Yes he assaulted her by kissing her without permission but that does not justify scarring his face and burni9ng out his eyes. That too is assault, felony assault. If Billy is one of the best guys Ally ever met, she needs to meet more guys. This is America, even our small drinks are HUGE.

Tony

1. Yeah I'm 99% certain that jaywalking is NOT. illegal here... And I'm 110% certain that even if it WAS. illegal... Nobody would care and would still do it ....Or ...Well... At least I wouldn't care 2. You asked what pygmies are ....Well... Pygmy is the anthropological designation for ethnic groups who are unusually short (on average the adult male is less than 150cm tall or 4'11) ...Some pygmy tribes can still be found in remote places in Africa and Asia apparently ...Yeah Froots... The legends are true... There's people out there who'd consider you a giant 😉 3. I was almost ready to type saying it makes no sense Ally is ignoring this dude since yeah she's been desperate to get a boyfriend this entire time ...Buuuuuuutttt then the dude decided to lay one on her like that ....Maybe she was right to ignore him ...You can't just go around kissing people you don't know 4. Yeeeeaaahhh... Nelle is cutting out a LOT. of potentially good guys by not being into "little people" ...If being rich is a part of her prerequisite... Then UGH ....She should consider herself lucky she has John cause I feel most rich guys aren't the kinda person that John is and would treat her like shit 5. I mean.. You got given the answer Froots ....Men like women ...If there's 2 of them touching eachother ...Some men like to see that ...They get aroused by it even if they're not involved themselves ....It's not rocket science... There's nothing MORE. to get 6. Yeah first of all... Those frapuchinos must be the best in Boston for Ally to go back to that specific cafe ....And also ....He's forgiving Ally?!!? DUDE! You kissed HER! ...Without consent! You're lucky she's not sueing your ass! ....Then again... This is Ally ...Wanna take bets on the fact she'll change her mind and start dating this dude? 7. Oh no can we please not do this shit??? Please don't have Ally change her mind on this dude simply cause she just heard he owns the cafe ....Don't be such a basic bitch Ally!! I know you're desperate but c'mon... Have some dignity! .......Aaaaand she pours another cup.. Noice! .....Bets are still on for Ally ending up dating him though 8. I'm NOT. AT. ALL. surprised that the secretary girl is into Billy ...How could you not see that coming a mile away? .....Would this happen in real life? ABSOLUTELY. NOT. ....But this is Ally McBeeswax ...Weird male fantasy shit like this happens pretty much every episode 9. HAHAHAHA!!! Literally the next scene and she's realised it was a mistake... Suck it Billy! 10. Secretary to Billy: "Would it be ok if we pretended last night didn't happen?" Billy: "Sure" ......Ok... Prediction time ...Secretary girl is gonna be fired in 3... 2.. 1. 11. Ok get the fuck outta here with this shit.... This can ONLY. happen on Ally McBreadstick .....Dude who owns a cafe also works a second job as a judge??? C'mon son! 12. Ok hold on... Dude finds out Ally's name in court and proceeds to talk about how Ally dumped coffee on his head twice ...What does that have anything to do with this case???? Uuuunprofessional! 13. HA! Ling gets asked to dance: "Oh that's nice but I'm busy this lifetime maybe the next one??" I gotta remember that one for when I don't wanna do something 14. Ally about Billy: "He's one of the greatest guys I've ever met" ........That's just sad. 15. Why is Ally hyping up Billy so much??? Is she suffering from amnesia??? The dude has done and said so MANY. wrong things ...She should be telling Sandy to steer waaaaaaaay fucking clear of Billy ....This makes no sense! 16. John is literally the best ....Such a fucking dork ...He's great! 17. You about the dude kissing Ally: "I mean.. She could've said no there so it's not entirely sexual assault there" ....It's not at all sexual assault now Froots ...He asked if he could kiss her this time 18. Is she seriously doubting dating the dude on the count of him being bisexual?!!? Are you fucking kidding TV show!?! Holy shit would that NOT. fly in todays society ...This show would've been sooooo cancelled for this kinda writing 19. Ok so I see what they tried to do here on a writing stance... Ally is being homophobic as FUCK. and the guy is making a lot of very good points on Ally being wrong in her views... I think the audience is supposed to side with the guy in this point and that's what I'm doing here... I was hoping Ally was going to change her mind after what he said but sadly she didn't ....That's just aaaaallll kindsa fucked up 20. Ok I was wrong.... Sandy is stupid for going for a guy like Billy 21. Hold on.... Did John apply the size changing shoe mechanisms to ALL of Nelle's shoes?!? Either that or she's wearing the same pair of shoes.... But still... She's walking around in them ...And it's still hilarious to see 22. Yeah Ally I completely agree... If I had Vonda Sheppard stuck in my head 24/7 I'd go insane too 23. Oh no... Poor little Ally... Again walking the streets to a sad song ....I'm sorry... Am I supposed to pity her now??? She's wrong in this situation ...Giving up the chance for love based on her prejudice towards this dude being bisexual ....Again an episode where it ends with her being sad for no valid reason whatsoever... Sabotaged herself in this one ....Again 24. I don't really have anything to say about the court case itself but the judge dude while initially being wrong for kissing Ally without consent he did make some really solid arguments throughout the episode