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Brandon Wiesner

This episode was immediately elevated with Ling's presence. I missed you, Lucy! Hopefully she will be more present in the rest of the episodes. Yeah, not at all sad about losing Glenn and Jenny. I agree though, Claire can be a lot. Hopefully they don't overuse her on the show and does what they have been doing with other side characters this season, use her sparingly.

Tony

>>> !!!FOR SHANNAN!!! <<< 1. YIP ...I had to download THIS. episode to make sure I wasn't seeing shit ...But as I said in my notes for 5x12.... They cut Lucy Liu OUT. of the credits for 5x12 ONLY. to put her BACK. IN. with 5x13 ...And the changes don't stop there obviously since you've watched 5x13 ...Also ..You thought you missed Portia in the credits ...You're right ..You DID. miss her ...She was in there while you muted the episode 2. It's priceless... They spent half the season putting these guys front and center ...IGNORING. the OG cast only to cut them off the show in the middle of the fucking season! Showrunners??? ...The fuck are you guys doing!?!? I would talk about this more ...But we'll get to it 3. You fill out your trousers nicely?????? ....Ehm... Yeah ...Claire ...You can't be saying shit like that to the men at the office ...That's the equivalent of telling a woman at work she's got nice boobs ...Keep that shit to yourself 4. Oh ok... So Cyclops ACTUALLY. called Ally a bish ....Maddie just confirmed it ...Here I was thinking it was just another one of Ally's delusions ....Yeah ...Firing him is the fair thing to do ...You don't call the person you work with/for a bish .........Unless you're besties and she knows it's just talking shit ....Right bish?? 5. TRUE. ...If Ally would have re-hired Cyclops it would have been a show of weakness ...Dude straight up called her a bish for firing his girlfriend and threatened to walk with all his clients ...Ally did the right thing and SHOULDN'T apologize for it 6. I have to agree with Nelle ...Ally CAN'T order her to sing at the bar ...I feel there's probably some sort of law against that considering that's got absolutely ZERO. to do with work ...UNLESS. the bar is PART. of their firm ...Which I'm sure it's not ...All the singing and dancing is done outside of office hours ...So yeah ...I don't think Ally can legally do that ...But hey ...We probably get to see Portia sing ...ANYTHING'S better than seeing whatsherface sing ...added later... Ok dammit ..I guess perhaps Portia can't sing 7. Huh... Who knew ...Nelle ...The Ice Queen is afraid to go up on stage alone 8. Oh ok... I thought Maddie was 12 ...But apparently she's 10?? Do we need to put Bon Jovi on some kind of list?? 9. Hoooooooooooooold up ...One of Maddie's classmates wanted to have sex with her!?!?! And Maddie wants Ally to teach her how to kiss?!?! ....Bish ...You're 10!!! ...Slow the fuck down!! 10. Oh gawd no ....Ling's idea to help Nelle is to have Elaine be backstage pretending to sing AS. Nelle???? ....Have we NOT. watched 5 seasons of this show!?! ...Elaine is NOT. gonna stay backstage! ...added later... I am shooketh 11. Ehm.. Yeah!? ...The fuck is Bon Jovi doing at Ally's firm?? Dude ..Don't you got some plumbing to fix ...Or some 10 year old girl to hang out with?? 12. Ok I know I've been making a lot of jokes about Bon Jovi being a child predator ...But then there's this scene of Maddie and her friends dancing to some song and he's looking at them a little TOO. happily ...Dude's gotta CHILL. ...I feel like I might be onto something with these jokes (And if I am ...Truly sorry ..I legit hope I'm wrong ...I don't remember) ...And if I'm not then I dunno ...This guy is giving vibes ..And none of the vibes are good ones 13. Yeeeeeaaah... Elaine should've called off the performance ...Nelle already didn't feel comfortable being ordered on stage to perform in front of people ...It was kinda cruel to continue KNOWING. the singer she trained with couldn't go through with it 14. I dunno Froots ...Bon finds Ally asleep on a chair in her living room and you suggest he picks her up ...Keep in mind ...They're NOT. dating ...Wouldn't it be kinda weird for a guy who's working for you to carry you to bed? ...What if Maddie wakes up and sees him carrying Ally ...She might think there's something going on there ...I mean ...It's sweet and all and I'm GUESSING. he'd be a perfect gentleman ...But still ...It might give the wrong impression on that 10 year old that he's hanging around waaaaay too much ........Or maybe it should give that impression ...Dammit ...I got lost in this joke somewhere /joke 15. YUP! ...We lost Cyclops and New Girl ...Which ..Who fucking cares ...We gained Claire Otoms (I thought we needed to SAVE. on the budget?) ....And also ...In case you didn't notice ...Nobody said ANYTHING. about Billy 2.0 ...That dude didn't get fired for some reason (Even if he's not working for the firm.. He's STILL. on the show) ....Like I said in my previous notes ...It gets weirder ...Here we are halfway through the season and we just axed the 2 cast members who they were focussing HEAVILY. on just so we can KEEP. the dick and hire another cast member for some cheap laughs (and a 3rd cast member basically being Hayden... Who entered the show halfway through the season aswell) ...This show ...The fuck?!