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Another Patreon preview of the followup to one of my less savoury videos.  This time with an oscilloscope (Owon) analysis of the output of "that" unit revelaing that it really is just a rebadged TENS unit, and therefore optimised for nerve stimulation (pain) and not  muscle contraction.


It's actually quite amusing thinking of the number of people who have probably bought these on eBay expecting to have sexy fun, but instead getting their naughty bits effectively tasered instead.

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Chinese anal-probe waveform analysis on an oscilloscope.

By request, a look at the waveform of the dubious SM Player device that appears to be widely available on eBay. The output of the device is basically an H-bridge made from discrete transistors that can switch the polarity of the probes with pretty much direct connection of a capacitor charged to between 60 and 120V!

Comments

Al Hunt

Well, it does say S&M. Isn't that exactly what they'd be going for?

John Riney

My rule of thumb, to not stick anything from ebay in my butt, still stands.

Anonymous

The Scottish pain scale: "off", "sore " and "agony".

Anonymous

You are one brave fella, saying that , there's a fine line between being brave, and being foolish! 😝 Very entertaining that's for sure...

Anonymous

Above and beyond the call of duty. You do it so we don't have to! True dedication to your channel. You certainly earned your patreon dollars this month mate, now smash the fuckin thing with a big hammer!

Anonymous

Thank you for taking one for the team. Pain scale noted.

Anonymous

Thanks for the follow up on this, visually seeing the pulses makes us appreciate the previous video and especially the numb function. Following your review, I shall not be purchasing one...

Anonymous

Not great up the anus maybe "Sound" for other uses maybe a cheap TENS machine too

Loscha

Excellent video, Clive! Thanks so much! I always like to see stuff displayed on the Oscilloscope! I saw someone do a 'Scope view of the Nitecore Tube light which you demonstrated. I was suitably impressed with your review of the torch, so I bought a few for my partner and I to take away on holidays, and were not disappointed with them. Those candlepower forum people take little LED lights VERY seriously, which I love. Seeing any community of people who bond over things just makes me happy in general. I collect dice (the Polyhedral Dungeons and Dragons type), and that's a great community to be a part of, too. <a href="http://www.candlepowerforums.com/vb/showthread.php?396430-Nitecore-Tube-and-V54-TubeVN-(5mm-rechargeable)-review-RUNTIMES-BEAMSHOTS-VIDEO" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.candlepowerforums.com/vb/showthread.php?396430-Nitecore-Tube-and-V54-TubeVN-(5mm-rechargeable)-review-RUNTIMES-BEAMSHOTS-VIDEO</a>

bigclive

I was so impressed with the Nitecore Tube that it now resides on my keyring and is used a lot.

Lostngone

Wait! Doesn't this have "SM" in the name? Me thinks this is functioning as advertised. Don't forget your safety word.

Anonymous

Respect Clive for doing that, being a trooper and taking one in the pooper in the name of research :-D

Anonymous

I think this is the first video I have seen of you with an oscilloscope!

Anonymous

You forgot to upload "that" video. Keep it that way. :-)

Anonymous

Well, as SM stands for sadism and masochism, causing pain is certainly something for those who like either causing pain (sadists) or receiving pain (masochists). Yes, there are people who would buy this unit and would enjoy "getting their naughty bits effectively tasered".

Anonymous

Goodness, I hope you did not really put that hing in "there".

Anonymous

Well, there's dildos and dildon'ts, thanks for making the determination, and for having the determination to do so.

Anonymous

Hmmm, maybe a replacement for water-boarding by a certain new political administration at a certain Bay on a small offshore island?

Anonymous

LOL.. '.. Agony..' :)