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Quick little drawing of my now-wife. Thanks again for all the congrats and well wishes! 😙

Honeymoon kinda sucked actually! We went to South Beach in Miami. We've had a good time at other vacation spots in FL but this wasn't really our style. It's overpriced and kinda gross, and the sleazy party vibe was too much for us esp after all the stress and excitement of the wedding. I got sick, Yui broke out in a stress rash, and we were both just really tired and missing home, so we said F it and flew back early. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

On the plus side, we saw lots of really cool historic Art Deco buildings from the 20's and 30's, and we visited the World Erotic Art Museum which was pretty neat!

Anyway, thanks for being patient while I was gone. Back to your regularly scheduled pervy stuff!

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Alexander Cebulla

Sorry to hear about your honeymoon. But at least you had some fun there. Also, how is the museum? I kind of wanted to put it on my bucket list.

JohnWick141

If this is your wife your the luckiest guy of the world, every luck on the world for you and your wife. 👍

Sen Trillion

Sorry about the honeymoon being so stressful, hope you guys get a chance to relax and just take it easy at home.

Xocoxoco

Sorry on the honeymoon. Sometimes it's better just to get something nice from home, like some professional massages or a bonfire.

BDSM47

Cute! Glad your honeymoon wasn’t all sucky, but I hope the do-over goes well 🤞

Fernando Carmona jr

First off, a late congratulations to the two of you. Second, as a florida resident, Florida's toooo expensive for anything fun, believe me. Plus, the people here are douchebags.

KayDee43

Sorry it wasn't super fun :/ you guys have lots more trips ahead of you that will be full of great mems! Sounds like a really cool museum though. And this drawing is amazing!!

jamorbital

Thanks! Like I said we've had good times in FL before, but I can see what you mean. I'm from NY so I'm used to people being rude, being loud, littering, walking slow, getting in the way, getting trashed in public, etc etc. Miami was still too much for me. It has the worst people out of anywhere we've ever visited. It's like if the Wal Mart parking lot was a city.

Dandrake

Well look on the bright side. You survived the stomping grounds of Florida Man.

jamorbital

It's pretty cool! They have a painting of Geppetto screwing Donald Duck that is now burned into my brain for the rest of my life.

Trevor Bond

Yeah, Florida's kind of a mess most of the time. Just means you need to declare a mulligan and have a second one later in the year!

R

South Beach is a shit hole, jam. Southern Florida is kinda....a hot mess. That's why people vacation in lesser known spots like Lauderdale or Ft Myers. Clearwater isn't bad, either! Then again, check out TN if you like rural spots.

jamorbital

We've been to Ft Lauderdale a couple of times! I've heard Miami is kinda sketchy but I was like... We've never been there before, it's not too long of a flight, it's on the beach, it's walkable with lots of little shops and local attractions... How bad could it be? Oh well. 🤷‍♀️

Owain Gestalt

Coming from a local: Va isn't terrible. Plenty of historical stuff if that's your jam. Also Virginia Beach is lovely in the spring. Plus you're only about 2-4 hours from Washington so plenty to do and see! But if you're going for Beach vibes: South Myrtle Beach in SC is pretty nice too

jamorbital

Good to know! She's actually suggested Myrtle Beach in the past, so it's on the list for sure.

Vaanred

Honestly best thing i have seem come out of Florida is the Moistverse