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We Learnt How To Be Entrepreneurs (Patreon)

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2023-11-30 11:17:35
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There's a show where people become billionaires by selling useless products to other billionaires... who then sell it to poor people.

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Jan

Calling the death of your brother 'bittersweet' while smiling into the camera is one of the most psychopathic things I've ever seen. They will make great billionaires

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I'd like to think dogdog is pitching a billion-dollar idea to the sharks so the boys will finally acknowledge his existence in a react video. 😔

BubTheLab

let me greek you a story about a little mythology

Hivmannen

Goddamn People got some stupid fucking ideas. Love it!

Ellie Shedden

Imagine if Alex went on Shark Tank with the toilet bicycle completely serious 💀 It's crazy how his funny fucked up ideas beat GOATS

Omiro

Coming in with an idea that’s simply GOATS is such a flex

G. Dalton Weldon

Hold on he just gave me an idea. Shark Tank, here comes the Purse-a-Phone

ranga mullet

ive never met an australian kid who didn't like veggies. i think its a cultural thing.

ComradeCupcake

It’s a good day. Henry Kissinger is dead and boy boy posted👏👏

Eva (Woods_Cryptid)

I used to sneak into our garden to eat cucumbers off of the vines

Em

I appreciate the constant explanation of how it all ties to capitalism in this video. Some of us need it to be more blatantly spelled out for it to sink in. Not me though…I am definitely not talking about myself 😅😶‍🌫️.

Kristen P (edited)

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2023-12-24 06:09:36 “If they advertise better” oops aleksa just cracked capitalism
2023-11-30 17:19:47 “If they advertise better” oops aleksa just cracked capitalism

“If they advertise better” oops aleksa just cracked capitalism

Kristen P (edited)

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2023-12-24 06:09:36 Perse”phone” PLEASE. He also doesn’t fucking understand the myth at all. Icarus would’ve been a much better allegory.
2023-11-30 17:21:03 Perse”phone” PLEASE. He also doesn’t fucking understand the myth at all. Icarus would’ve been a much better allegory.

Perse”phone” PLEASE. He also doesn’t fucking understand the myth at all. Icarus would’ve been a much better allegory.

One Full Time Equivalent

Aleksa at the two minute mark is like: "please, I'm giving my best at holding the pedophile jokes in, but this just demands it"

Katyatko

The second guy in Rent a Goat pitch looks like Gorbachev :D

tivitect

has aleksa made the in sole thing yet? my projected sales could be from 0.000001 to 100% of 10 billion dollars this year

Alex

does alex own a nail brush? if not, great gift idea for christmas.

Brei

I don't even understand how humans can function without vegies... I swear most research on Vego diets must be affected by this as it's all meat vs all vegies instead of being a normal amount of each vs only having lots of one..

Lilythesnake (edited)

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2023-12-24 06:09:36 reminds me of fishtank
2023-12-01 00:43:23 reminds me of fishtank

reminds me of fishtank

nenxio

thought I was the only one who was so perplexed about Americans disdain for vegetables. Why do they hate them so much?

christine opiela

Boy boy AND shark tank in one video?! It’s not even my birthday

joseph laforte

The entire video could’ve been boy and boy just riffing fake pitches and I would’ve been entertained

Aaron Holliday (edited)

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2023-12-24 06:09:36 The most pedo clothing company ever
2023-12-01 07:12:17 The most pedo clothing company ever

The most pedo clothing company ever

py

Alex, silly you, no one is going to come on shark tank with a new colour because it is already invented x2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=8FSpCAs5KZg&t=340s (jokes aside I swear you'll most likely enjoy the linked video)

py
>>123476389

Action Lab also did a deep dive on impossible colours, demonstrating how you might be able to see the colours "bluish yellow" and "redish green". It's really fucking cool and trippy to experience a new colour, so Alex you are definitely right about the reaction you'd have! Action Labs video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQCsDfEqr9o&t=515s

Fishinmymind

13:32 wtf did aleksa just crack himself here or is it a soundbite🤣

Em
>>123491691

Seems like it’s a sound bite. But that’s such a funny place to have it.

Kat Reynolds

i wear my sunglasses at night still because LED headlights for cars are so goddamn bright

Joseph Sullivan

Yep. Capitalism attracts the worst and corrupts the best.

Anonymous

The boys are back

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>>123443717

its because we have ultra processed packaged food dominating most of our supermarkets, abundance of fast food, and due to poor zoning laws, lots of food deserts which compound these problems for many people.

Isadora
>>123389301

Definitely cultural. If you live in a normal country veggies are tasty and a lot of them are pretty sweet too like bell peppers and carrots. But in America literally everything is so full of sugar, normal sweet things probably taste bitter to them or something.

Wouter Bakker

Aleksa you look like you smell (no hate)

toni

alex's hair is kind of slaying in this one

Winter

Renting goats is not new. They are so isolated in their high rises they don’t even know

snail consumer

the sunglasses thing is a good idea. you should make it. 1 gajillion dollars profit

daniel schmitt

The term "self made billionaire" is such a joke. There's no such thing. You don't become wealthy without stealing from workers.

Pops the Popi

Omg this was fucking hilarious. Great content as always boys! <3

Unsweetened

My girlfriend and I binged this show and the one moment that got us was when that bald fuck said he’s proud to be a capitalist

Boy_Boy
>>123379091

I think they killed their brother just for the opportunity to get back on the show

Boy_Boy
>>123380327

I think we're going to start gaslighting everyone and claiming that dogdog never existed

Boy_Boy
>>123389301

You've still got plenty of kids here who don't like veggies, but we experienced that on a whole other level in America. With adults.

Boy_Boy
>>123401536

Thanks so much! We were worried that we were talking too much, but I'm glad to know it's useful

Boy_Boy
>>123424487

It's nice he's doing something worthwhile after collapsing the soviet union

Boy_Boy
>>123430035

I think 70% of the IDAT audience are solely there for nail fetish content, so I don't think he'd shoot himself in the foot like that

Boy_Boy
>>123439156

yeah, it's baffling how much of a fake dichotomy there is between them

Boy_Boy
>>123445145

We watched this show all the time in our private time, it's our favourite show

Boy_Boy
>>123476389

I'm sure one of the entrepreneurs will steal reddish green and market it anytime now

Kristen P (edited)

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2023-12-24 06:09:36 Suspicious
2023-12-08 03:32:23 Suspicious
>>123380327

Suspicious

Kristen P (edited)

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2023-12-24 06:09:36 Not even close! And I wouldn’t mind that too horribly, I might even weirdly respect the unfounded confidence if he didn’t actively try to use it to talk down to other people.
2023-12-08 03:34:50 Not even close! And I wouldn’t mind that too horribly, I might even weirdly respect the unfounded confidence if he didn’t actively try to use it to talk down to other people.
>>123401870

Not even close! And I wouldn’t mind that too horribly, I might even weirdly respect the unfounded confidence if he didn’t actively try to use it to talk down to other people.

Kelsey Cotton

We need a follow up on the goat business - I wonder if he’s still a man or if the spell has worn off and he’s back to being a goat & chomping grass with his boys.

Em
>>123380327

We already came to the conclusion that he doesn’t exist 😐. Is this comment an admission of his existence, or are you trying to trick us into thinking that?

Lilythesnake (edited)

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2023-12-24 06:09:36 chat GPT generated response
2023-12-11 02:47:03 chat GPT generated response
>>123441441

chat GPT generated response

snail consumer
>>123700348

yes I found half a million dollars on the ground the other day, i was just looking for something to do with it. ill have my money guy contact you

Toy Fleming

Has anyone thought of the perse-phone? A phone you can happily use up to two seasons a year, the other two seasons it has to be with its kidnapper in hell. And it fits in your perse!

Keith Grass

I'm american and it also baffles me how many Americans don't like vegitables, and are picky eaters in general. It's like all they eat is fast food, idk how they even funcion

Marc

If some food says nectar on its packaging don’t trust it, it usually just is a meaningless word to sound healthier but is like sirup but with more sugar. Also the water and temperature differences in the popsicles destroys a lot of vitamins, since many are destroyed when in contact with too much water and all with too high heat or big heat changes.

Lilythesnake (edited)

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2023-12-24 06:09:36 you're bad at spelling
2023-12-14 23:49:07 you're bad at spelling
>>124524576

you're bad at spelling

Dee
>>124524576

You're bad at capitalisation, and punctuation.

pav

What was the last really good consumer product invented? Not a iteration, but a brand new thing, like a microwave. That was new, that was useful, and it got wildly popular. Like I think most people own a microwave nowadays. J Just looking around the flat, ignoring microelectronic stuff like computers and phones (all essentially iterations of a proven need), there's all stuff invented decades or centuries ago. As sad as this is, I think the best "new invention" I can think of is vape (e-cig). Sure, there is a huge problem with disposables, but it is something that fills the need (as unhealthy as it is), it made probably many homes and cars be essentially smoke-free, and while jury is still out, it probably saved countless lives.

Riddyl (edited)

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2023-12-23 11:55:32 I'm not saying that kid didn't deserve to get smacked, but that was a celery stick
2023-12-19 00:40:56 I'm not saying that kid didn't deserve to get smacked, but that was a celery stick

I'm not saying that kid didn't deserve to get smacked, but that was a celery stick

Anonymous

“If you don’t feed your child, they’ll eat whatever you give them”… unless they’re autistic/have ARFID, then they literally will starve themselves 😂. It’s not always bad parenting or by choice. Trying to recover is futile when there’s no support available. The system gets another point for disability discrimination LOL.

M A
>>124740955

Bro what lol how can u say smartphones are a reiteration of old technology but e-cigs aren't a reiteration of cigarettes?

William Evan Barnes
>>124740955

Microwaves were literally an iteration of prior technology in radio communications. Nothing is created completely new and original out of whole cloth, all technological and scientific innovation builds on prior work. E cigarettes are just miniaturized fog machines. They even use the same liquids.

Kyle Hagerty

I live in San Francisco and we use goats to cut the grass at SFO our airport

Violabridge

Oklahoma City uses rented goats for mowing interestates, cleared areas for electrical towers, and large expanses of grass thats city property. I see goats mowing around all the time. Even civilians with large amounts of land will some times rent goats. It is not a brand new idea beyond the goats already existing part. We actively can rent like 40 goats any time.

evan

physically cringed when he pronounced persephone like that

Skye the Bi

The brothers are happy because now they only have to split the money three ways instead of four ways

Tuber-Cul0sis
>>124740955

Because it works differently and is made with different stuff, a wheel is not an iteration of a horse

Tuber-Cul0sis
>>124740955

Microwaves we’re invented originally for medical procedures, yes the microwaves that come from them were used for found for that but the technology was invented for a whole new concept of reviving people after being frozen

avery

psa kevin o'leary (bald guy with zeus story) killed someone in a boating accident and then had the audacity to run for the conservative leadership in canada because ofc

Dying Phoenix

Aleksa going through the five stages of grief during the "Ruffle Butts" part

Lillian Chatt

Do you think the stethoscope is for listening to numb vaginas? I'm not sure how I'd take a prognosis of 40-80% ...

Max B
>>131673034

I don't like these people as much as the next person, but what does the boating accident have to do with him running for office??

avery
>>131673034

i got the details slightly wrong, it was his wife who was driving but he was still on the boat and they were both drunk. Needless to say it's funny that he had the audacity to think people would vote for him when he is responsible for murder

nauxwarr

Your not supposed to put anything numbing in your genitals, or really anything in that area. It absorbs into the skin to fast and can do odd things to your body. No wonder she went to shark tank and not like other doctors

Eve
>>131673034

Of course he would; we did elect Doug Ford, after all.

DBL

thank god I'm poor. I don't want to become a pedophile.

William Mohamad

I love how genuine and authentic yall are, just radiates extremely good energy

Gurkenente

love how he just turned the Greek mythology story into a lesson of colors, when in reality Zeus just made a deal with Hades after he ra*ed his own daughter Persephone