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Who Gives The Best Whitehouse Tour? (Patreon)

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2024-03-31 06:32:34
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It turns out there's a tradition in America, as soon as a president gets into office, they bring MTV cribs over and pretend it's their house. Let's compare the presidents and see who the Whitehouse really belongs to.

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tivitect

aleksa dearest when is the next po box unboxing

Kristen P

If no one says “this is where the magic happens” I’m giving up my American citizenship

Kat Reynolds

first i've ever heard of these things

Taneli P

Ok, now I really wanna see Alex making the blowjob desk with spikes

victoria

i like to imagine all the presidents sit criss-cross applesauce at that desk because there just is no leg room

Em

The trump footage looked like it was from the early 2000s. I legitimately thought it was for a second until I realized he was president from 2016-2020.

Quzga

"room 500. This is where I cum"

elise jones

when i got the email for this, my brain thought the title said "Who Gives The Best Whitehouse Head?"

Tinno

Land of possibilities, except when it comes to gun laws or health care.

Luíza Fernandes

How could you hear biden talking about scranton pennsylvania and not make a single office joke!?!?!?! i know this joke is dead but so is biden really

dogwheatbread

"No, there’s lots of chairs in there." Had the perfect comedic timing, I just about scream-laughed.

Maridaha

I've said it before, and will say it again: that RFK bust looks like a decaying severed head. TERRIBLE art. All of those busts are actually very bad art. It's embarrassing. Also that no one seems to notice is hilarious!

elcie!

OMG! this months video intersects with my other great passion: dying grandparent ASMR

Evie Preston

Hey boys, any chance you could upload to YouTube as an unlisted video? Patreon doesn't allow you to download videos to watch later and my reception at home is so bad the video buffers for two minutes every 6 seconds 🥲

Alois
>>133908878

How to join the discord: This server is accessed via auto-join through patreon. If you go to settings from your account, there should be a tab that says “connected apps” and you should be able to link discord from there which will pull you into the server. You may have to go to a dropdown menu that says “more” to find it depending on the device you’re using. This has to be done through the browser version of patreon, since it currently isn’t an option on the mobile app.

Chris Licameli

lol the American political world LOVES the Kennedy grandchild desk photo! It’s really funny hearing Aussies not know about this stupid niche photo 😂

Mira T.

hasan is right the ribena shirt is sick as hell

eilidh

I had the same reaction to the bus joke as Aleksa, but I promise it was really funny after the explanation!!

Boy_Boy
>>133839684

We've currently got four different packages... We're waiting until we get a few more and we can do them all in one Unboxing video

Boy_Boy
>>133842212

Yeah, we've really come a long way! Maybe footage will get oldschool again when he comes back into power

Boy_Boy
>>133867941

There are many more possibilities with US healthcare... you've got a wide array of complications to choose from

Boy_Boy
>>133971797

It's wearing down... There'll be more and more cleavage in each video

Chris Licameli
>>133945234

Your perspective reaction was so perfect though and how these old guys make it sound so creepy from an outsider perspective 😂

Em
>>133971797

First it was Hasan always talking about his “titties”, and now you too? 🙄 lmao

Isaac Stevenson

Are you guys deaf? he said "Marine one" at the start. You don't have to make these political correspondents look so incompetent, they do that on their own

Kitch
>>133913862

Confirmed aussie battler, clear indications they have copper FTTN.. One day, one day though my friend, we might hear about someone nearby getting to use real fibre!

James

Ni hao!

ILCorvo001

The Resolute desk. It's been there for almost 150 years. Some have opted for others, but it's been used for several decades without change. He no more chose it than the US chose him in a popular vote. It's also where BC got the jolly roger/blow the man down from a secretary, so, you know, perspective and all that. Ahh, I love it when i get impatient and comment before the video ended.

Evie Preston
>>133913862

I can't even have NBN or similar types of internet at home because you're only allowed one NBN connection per property, even though we live rurually and have multiple houses and multiple people living on said property. I have to use my mobile 24/7 :)

py

Biden has talked about the fact that he used to stutter, but claims that he has cured himself of it (or something like that) which is not really how it works. You can definitely use tools and strategies to minimise it, but never get rid of it. His weird speech pattern and mixing up words is very common when managing stuttering, and one tool commonly encouraged (at least here in Sweden's healthcare system) is that it's better to just say the wrong word and keep going because correcting can trigger the stutter even more. This knowledge makes so much more sense of his weird slip ups and I wish he could be more honest and explain this instead of letting everyone think he is showing signs of dementia (based only on his way to speak). It's could probably be internalised ableism, like seeing stuttering as a weakness a president shouldn't have. The world will be fucked if people rather vote trump instead of biden (lesser of two evil, but still) and all the dementia rumours might tip the scale for some.

William Evan Barnes
>>134158374

It's not that him not being more open about his stutter is making people think he's got dementia. He's been very open about it. It's the fact that our right wing propaganda media in fucking constantly screaming that he's got dementia with absolutely no basis for that accusation, and all the right wing assholes we have just use his stutter as a point in their confirmation bias about his supposed stutter. Biden stutters, but when you listen to him speak, he has long, coherent thoughts that are well structured and complex. And then you listen to Trump speak and he can't even finish one thought or answer a question before interrupting himself with an incoherent grunt about how he's the best boy, a very special boy, everyone is saying it, but they're very bad people who are trying to take away your toilets, you have to flush 7, 8 times. The fact that anyone in my country likes Trump is incomprehensible to me.

Taven Buttelo

THEY LIVE IN THE WHITE HOUSE

hoodie_hung
>>134158374

So is stuttering the reason he brings up chocolate chip ice cream for a school shooting press release? Or why he constantly is creepy towards minors? Dude is losing his mind and is just as bad as Trump and its bullshit we have this election again. This country is a laughing stock

Shirin

do you guys reckon that bible has a map of palestine in it?

mia
>>134866108

i live in quebec and im also bad at french :)

mia

just looked at the list of presidential desks and theyve been using the same one since carter (except for hw bush he had to make sure he didn't fit in)

mia
>>135914941

biden white house tried to get hoover and fdr's desk (1930-45) and fdr's family said no LOL

Pure Gamer

Biden is genereted by AI. His biggest enemy is not comunism but stairs :D

Acrain7

Biden talking about America having endless possibilities while the camera cuts to the exact same paintings that trump had hung in a slightly different arrangement is a fantastic allegory of American politics

Cassandra M
>>133842212

No please don’t even say “when he comes back into power” we can’t even joke about it. I’m not even American but he’s worse than Biden regarding mental status. People are finally listening to Trumps speeches and he doesn’t just stumble on words like Biden. Trump goes on tangents that make zero sense and you better believe he’s pissed about losing and will punish the middle and lower class even more. He holds grudges and I mean he’s trying to get it passed that presidents can kill whoever they want! And the Supreme Court is looking at his case! At that point, you’re in a dictatorship. Trump is a real threat.

py
>>134158374

Do you really view Biden and Trump on the same level? USAs democracy system has flaws, very much so, but Biden is definitely the _lesser evil_ and I hope you Americans don't throw away your vote to trump just because of this attitude. Also I don't know about the choclate chip ice cream incident but nothing in my first comment would suggest I think that is a good thing and that is why you should vote Biden...

Jeremy Bowen
>>134158374

In fairness they screamed about trump being in cognitive decline also. Which I really believed. I think it’s just par for the course these days. :(

Dan Gleesac

Wait, Rosa Clark?

ConstantineJC

At like 4:40 you forgot to mention he goes 'There's been a lot of great presidents... FDR.... Roosevelt...' FDR IS ROOSEVELT