Fair Trade (Patreon)

- What do you mean left?
- He stepped out just after you two swapped.
- He left two hours ago? He could be anywhere by now!
- I'm sure he had a good reason. He's never done that before.
- The contract specifically said both had to remain on premise for the duration of the swap. What if he walks into my bank and withdraws all my money?
- He's been very dedicated to his body. Just look at yourself. There's no way he'd run away.
- He doesn't have to run away. He can just pretend to be me. You think I've told anyone I body swap to have... to be... doing what I do here with other men?
- I think you're overreacting. We have the contracts and we are willing to assist you in any way you need.
- I need to call my lawye... Fuck! I can't call him can I?! I can't tell anyone to stop my body from... anything.
- Let's calm down. Nothing has actually happened yet.
- THAT WE KNOW OF! I'LL FUCKING SUE EVERYONE HERE! ALL OF YOU!
- Now, calm down mr. Lopez or I will have to ask you to leave.
- Lopez?! I'm Robert Emmoth.
- You don't look anything like Robert Emmoth. He's like twice your age and way paler.
- I know what I fucking look like!
- Do you? Do you have any proof of your identity?
- Fine! I'll sit down and shut up.
- I think we're past that. Leave now mr. Lopez or I'll call security.