Morning Wood (Patreon)

"God! Oh, God! That wasn't a dream?! How the fuck... How am I even going to pee?"

I made this oneliner caption in a chat, and I like how ambiguous it is. There could be anything down there. I tried to get some people to write what they thought he was going to see, and boldly claiming that I could probably come up with 10 different story ideas. Well, of course that meant started to think if I actually could, and did come up with a list.

One

I just stared at the void. Where my dick and balls used to be was only smooth skin. No little slit or pee hole. No hair other than a continuation of my belly hair. I tentatively moved my finger from the belly button and down, feeling a continuous touch all the way down between my legs.

Two

I've never been the most hung guy, but probably pretty average I think. I don't know. I'm not running around looking at people's dicks and comparing them, but what I was staring at was beyond doubt the smallest dick I've ever seen. I'm not talking children, I've had one of those of course. No, this was clearly a grown man's dick, only less than an inch of it.

Three

It was a monster. An absolute monster of a cock. At least it was the base half of it, the top part snaked down the leg of the trunks with its head resting just shy of the hem. Lucky me I prefer boxers and trunks, because there is no way I could stuff this into a pair of breifs. Nothing but basket shorts and board shorts from now on. It's not even erect or semi now!

Four

Tentatively I touch the shiny metal of the chastity device. It's warm to the touch, having been pressed against my body for however long I've been sleeping with it on. It's surprisingly heavy for being so small. I move it around a bit to see how it is attached. There is a smooth ring at the base, like a cock ring with both the cock and balls through it, and then the bent tube is attached to it enclosing my dick. It's just that it looks like a single piece of metal. No hinges, no locks, nothing that indicates how it was put on, and worse, how it can be removed.

Five

It's a fucking eggplant, just like the emoji. Well, not just like. This one looks like an actual eggplant of the purple variety, with leaves sticking out from where it attaches to my body. Gone are my dick and balls. I gently rub it and get a very faint and dull feeling of touch. No feeling at all from the leaves. I let go of the waistband again and the underwear snaps back again, showing the outline of the large bulb. What can I even wear? Sweatpants?

Six

I try to recall again what I said. In the dream I was walking around in the bank office building I worked several jobs and a few years ago. It wasn't a bank office for customers, just us paper pushers. The interior hadn't been updated since the eighties or seventies, with lots of brown, beige, and moss green, stained wood and rough fabrics. It was completely empty. I can't remember what time of day it was, or anything outside the windows, but there was an eerie feeling, almost malicious. I slowly walked to what was my manager's office at the time. The door was ajar. As I opened it I just stared into a dark, open space, and in the middle, a large eye was gazing at me. "What is your sacrifice?" a thousand voices asked me. Why can't I recall what I answered?

I look down in my underwear again. Where I used to have my dick and balls is a 10-15 inch tentacle. I almost scare myself when I move it. I mean, it moves and my thoughts were controlling it. I move it again and realize it comes perfectly natural, as if I've always known how to move it. I let the tentacle stretch up. It can almost reach my nipples. It looks like skin, but much more tanned than my pasty self. I touch it. It feels just like me, like any other skin.

Seven

Those are lady bits alright. The bush hair is neatly trimmed, and nestled within them is a fully formed female vagina, as best as I can tell at least. I realize I know almost nothing about female anatomy. Do they pee through the vagina, or the butt, or is there a third hole? I carefully touch the side of it and get a bit of a tingle. The hairs are damp. I put my finger more towards the middle and it slips in way easier than I thought. A shiver runs up my spine and I can help letting out a moan.

Eight

My dick looks so small, though I'm pretty sure it's as average as always. It's just the balls beneath it, that it's now resting on, have inflated to softball size. I gently cup one in my hand. It fills it out fully. Perhaps it's larger than a softball. Not that it matters. Even a golf ball would be way inconvenient. This is just absurd. Like those old photos of people in third world countries with untreated body growths.

Nine

The skin is smooth with no traces of hair, and where my dick and balls used to be is a single nipple, complete with areola. It doesn't look like my other two nipples either. It's bigger and wider. I touch it and the sensation is sensual, sexual even. I start rubbing it, immediately recognizing it as a sort of masturbation, it just doesn't appear to build to a climax. Frustrated I start getting rougher, pinching and kneading. That's when I realize my fingers are getting wet. Am I lactating? With a bit hesitation I bring my fingers to my face. The liquid appears to be milk at least. I put them in my mouth. Yep, milk.

Ten

I stare at the spot where my dick should be. It's like a second belly button, but with more wrinkles. I know what it is, but I'm hesitant to admit it. It's a butthole. I have two buttholes. I slip one hand down the back of the boxers and make a quick check. Yes, my real butthole is still there.

There are still more alternatives I can think of. I don't know what to do with this list though. Expand the entries? Add more? Leave it as is here?