An Unfortunate Discovery (Patreon)

Yeah, let's not fuck around with bullshit. You saw the bottles, you saw the syringe, you saw what we did, and yes, it is illegal to buy, sell, possess, use, and probably know about. First you said you didn't see anything. Then you said you won't call the cops. There's no fucking way we're gonna believe anything you say now. Why did you even bring up cops? You're weak, that's why. We need a more personal guarantee from you. Trey behind you is preparing a double shot. You won't look as awesome us, it is diminishing returns, but it'll take your skinny ass a fucking good way there. What, you're crying now? This is awesome for you! You'll reach your new years resolution fitness goal already in March. Overshooting by a lot I imagine.

I'm not gonna lie, it will hurt like hell for a few weeks. Just get a good pump every morning, compound sets, lots of em.  Eat a lot of pasta. Come here between opening and 10, and most of us will be here. As long as you keep your mouth shut we'll be happy to show you anything you need.

There, all injected. You're a felony now.